THIS IS NOT A TWILIGHT / VAMPIRE DIARIES X-OVER!

This is a One Word Story

One word stories are really fun and easy to make. To make your own one word story you and a few friends have to stand in circle and take it in turns... to say a word, and eventually a story will begin to take shape.

This is our first of many stories, and they will continue to get more and more random as time goes on.

If it makes fuck all sense, tough, just suck it up and deal with it. C:

Once upon a time there were fifteen pineapples who danced with four twinks who relied upon their knobs because they enjoy WPS in the bath where they had an erection over the sheep that was gay until apples (who were penis lickers) came for tea, to dry hump the worktop for money. They pissed on the dishes, due to incontinence issues. This resulted in urine soaked face-cloths. Sometimes the urine dribbles out and penetrates the cracks in dog's fur. However the feet touch the fur which allows many nights of kinky sex with horny cats.

Don't judge our uber orsome friends that wrote this story with us. They are cool really.

But if you are looking for the best twilight / vampire dairies x-over then you should check our other story, its called TRUE VAMPIRE BLOOD DIARIES AT TWILIGHT. The story also mentions, True Blood, Arthur, and loads more characters from real life. Its really orsome!

Here is the amazing super fantastic out of this world prologue. We know that it isn't very long, but the next chapters just get better and better.

"Aaaahhhhh" Edward moaned loudly in an extremely girly manner. Bella knew that the rest of the Cullen's where about to find out what she and Edward had been doing so late at night.

"Did I do something wrong?" Bella asked apologetically blushing violently.

"Argh, I think you crushed it, love," he said pulling off his red stripy socks and looking down. Bella also looked down at his throbbing specimen. She was blushing an even deeper shade of red.

"I don't think it's broken." Bella commented, trying not to laugh at the very funny situation. "Just very, very, verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry swollen!" she began to massage it gently. "Maybe I should get some ice." She ran from the room, tripping over her feet a couple of times. There was a thud as she fell down the stairs. She returned moments later with a packet of frozen peas. "The swelling should go down after this."

Bella carefully placed the packet of frozen vegetables on Edwards's tumescent member and Edward groaned again.

"God damn it! Why did you have to stand on my foot? We've only been dancing for three minutes." Bella rolled her eyes; she just couldn't understand the point of dancing.

Rest of the story coming Summer 2011!

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