These are stories that should never be written. Yet they were. And so, anytime something ridiculous pops into my mind, it'll go here! ^.^
Like this for example. Brain, WTF is wrong with you moment here. :P
It was a sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom. And sunny days were just what Waluigi loved. He took long, relaxing naps that somehow energized him more than actual sleep did. And so, it was no surprise that he was lying on his front porch, in his hammock, just about to fall asleep, when...
"Hey Wally!" The annoying voice could not be mistaken. Waluigi opened his eyes irritably, and saw the figure dressed in yellow and orange in front of him.
"Hi, I'm Daisy! Wanna buy some cool stuff?" the creature informed and asked. Waluigi shuddered.
"Yes, I know, and no, I'm not interested in your silly golf clubs, party invites, Oxi-Clean, or anything else! Now go away," he ordered. The creature, unperturbed, set off in a skip down his street, running into a passing Yoshi.
"Hi, I'm Daisy!" Yoshi screamed for all the world to hear a list of naughty words, followed by a 'why me?', as he ran away from the thing, it mechanically and perkily repeating, "Hi, I'm Daisy! Wanna buy some cool stuff?"
Waluigi made a mental note to warn Yoshi about this creature, and what he could do to avoid it. But first, his nap. As he shut his eyes, glorious darkness came, and he felt himself drifting away-
"-Hey-a skinny boy! Get your-a dumb-a butt up-a!" Waluigi suddenly sat up, and ran inside, shutting and locking the door, leaving Wario standing outside.
"You-a dumb-a man, let me in-a! I-a need to a-borrow some-a garlic!" Wario was not really there to borrow garlic; he wanted Waluigi's diamonds he hid inside his basement.
"Dear Grambi, why me," Waluigi moaned. Suddenly, a stray missile from Bowser's airship struck his house, blowing it up.
"Well, that escalated quickly... At least Wario's gone," he mused, as he walked out of the remains of his house, and out the still-standing door. He had resolved to get exercise if his nap had failed to materialize. Hiding his diamonds inside a safe which he forgot to lock, he walked off towards the middle of town.