KIREEK
While I hold my Soul Eater
this hunter's crotch seems much sweeter.
In my skin I feel a ding
from this Mothmant's pointy sting.
So with my weapon I take a swing
while trying to clutch his ding-a-ling.
I find my fighting skills just suck
when from Rag Rappy I hear a cluck.
It's beak reminded me of a duck
when my skin it had just struck.
When we found the other hunter
in my head I began to wonder.
If those two should go under
I can soon grope another.
While I'm hit by those wolves fangs
I hear my skin just make some clangs.
Then I see my HP drop
the other hunter it will not top.
And when we can't fight any longer
I'll just pretend like I'm much stronger.
So we part it has to be
I tell him to try to impress me.
I say "We'll meet again just wait and see."
While I'm thinking I just hope he won't kill me.
And once again we'll fight that's true
this time against each other too.
In the caves we'll meet again
and I'll try to act like I'm a man.
When he came he held a Brand
and then beat me with his bare hand.
This again I shall not stand
but still on the ground my body will land.
The last time we'll meet I'll see
his focussed eyes staring back at me.
He simply held a Handgun
thinking that at first he'd have some fun.
Then started to think it was gay
and decided to reveal his HOLY RAY.
For my shame I must now pay
while on the ground my dead body lay.
Now I hear the hunter say
"Your fighting skills were just gay
from now on here you'll have to stay.
Now I take your Soul Eater
it's not much better than my Repeater.
When you grabbed my private spot
your death I began to plot.
And now I go to smoke a dub
as your life I had to snub.
See you around you stupid droid
because by Zedd your no longer employed.
Return to the guild I now will
To recieve my thousand dollar bill."
To my face goes a frown
as my life support shuts down.
No longer a weapon can I wield
nor my old armor or my shield.
I can no longer serve the guild
or have another body rebuild.
While he still stands
with many more job demands.
And when members of Black Hound
had come to look around.
I heard their voices once more
as a hate for me fills them to the core.
I hear the leader come in to pay
his last respects to me and say,
"KIREEK is finally gone
now maybe we'll get something done.
His Soul Eater was useless
and his mouth now toothless.
His defense and evade were not enough
it must have been easy for his life to snuff.
He was useless to us
and made me want to cuss."
Still this writer thinks
that the entire group really stinks.
None of them could ever score
not even with a stupid whore.
They should be kicked through the door
and dragged along a carpetted floor.
All of them I'd have to say
really looked extremely gay.
KIREEK's death was in the bag
because he was the biggest fag.
It all ends here in the Ruins within
as the rest of his systems begin to give in.
And just as he is caved in by death
he said with his dying breath
"Goodbye Zedd
I wish you were dead."
And that was the last thing he said :)
While I hold my Soul Eater
this hunter's crotch seems much sweeter.
In my skin I feel a ding
from this Mothmant's pointy sting.
So with my weapon I take a swing
while trying to clutch his ding-a-ling.
I find my fighting skills just suck
when from Rag Rappy I hear a cluck.
It's beak reminded me of a duck
when my skin it had just struck.
When we found the other hunter
in my head I began to wonder.
If those two should go under
I can soon grope another.
While I'm hit by those wolves fangs
I hear my skin just make some clangs.
Then I see my HP drop
the other hunter it will not top.
And when we can't fight any longer
I'll just pretend like I'm much stronger.
So we part it has to be
I tell him to try to impress me.
I say "We'll meet again just wait and see."
While I'm thinking I just hope he won't kill me.
And once again we'll fight that's true
this time against each other too.
In the caves we'll meet again
and I'll try to act like I'm a man.
When he came he held a Brand
and then beat me with his bare hand.
This again I shall not stand
but still on the ground my body will land.
The last time we'll meet I'll see
his focussed eyes staring back at me.
He simply held a Handgun
thinking that at first he'd have some fun.
Then started to think it was gay
and decided to reveal his HOLY RAY.
For my shame I must now pay
while on the ground my dead body lay.
Now I hear the hunter say
"Your fighting skills were just gay
from now on here you'll have to stay.
Now I take your Soul Eater
it's not much better than my Repeater.
When you grabbed my private spot
your death I began to plot.
And now I go to smoke a dub
as your life I had to snub.
See you around you stupid droid
because by Zedd your no longer employed.
Return to the guild I now will
To recieve my thousand dollar bill."
To my face goes a frown
as my life support shuts down.
No longer a weapon can I wield
nor my old armor or my shield.
I can no longer serve the guild
or have another body rebuild.
While he still stands
with many more job demands.
And when members of Black Hound
had come to look around.
I heard their voices once more
as a hate for me fills them to the core.
I hear the leader come in to pay
his last respects to me and say,
"KIREEK is finally gone
now maybe we'll get something done.
His Soul Eater was useless
and his mouth now toothless.
His defense and evade were not enough
it must have been easy for his life to snuff.
He was useless to us
and made me want to cuss."
Still this writer thinks
that the entire group really stinks.
None of them could ever score
not even with a stupid whore.
They should be kicked through the door
and dragged along a carpetted floor.
All of them I'd have to say
really looked extremely gay.
KIREEK's death was in the bag
because he was the biggest fag.
It all ends here in the Ruins within
as the rest of his systems begin to give in.
And just as he is caved in by death
he said with his dying breath
"Goodbye Zedd
I wish you were dead."
And that was the last thing he said :)