Note:
Kaede: Alrighty ficcy readers worldwide! Here's what you need to know bout the fic that's brought to you courtesy of MaRiKo and Edeak:
It's about Kaede(me) and Riko-chan(MaRiKo) and what it would be like if we lived with some of the people from Angel Sanctuary, Trigun, and Get Backers. And we seem to be convinced that Riko-chan and Kira are together, and Vash and me are together.
The characters we have selected are: Lucifer, Kira, (form Angel Sanctuary) Vash (form Trigun) Ban (from Get Backers) Kaede (from the fic Not Another Michael in the Hospital Story) Riko-chan (from Do All Angels Have Wings?)
That's just as of so far! There might be others later-but we haven't really gotten that far yet! But anyway enjoy the fic! And review, review my little ficcy monkeys! MWHAHAHA!
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Kaede: Vash! ::hits her head on the counter:: WHY ARE YOU STUFFING THOES IN YOUR PANTS?
Vash: ::whispers:: because i love them!
Kaede: ::whines:: KIRA! MAKE HIM STOP!
Kira: ... *takes doughnut*.you.
Riko-chan: *hits Kira* DO WHAT SHE SAYS!
Vash: ::stuffs another doughnut down his pants:: It's not my fault the woman is sensitive!
Kaede: ::hits Kira:: YOU AREN'T HELPING FAIRY-BOY!
Kira: ...Vash doughnuts don't go down your damn pants
Vash: ::hisses::
Riko-chan: *hits Vash on head* DOUGHNUTS DON'T BELONG THERE!!!!!!
Vash: b-b-b-::stuffs another one in:: I LOVE THEM!
Kaede: DAMMIT I GIVE UP! ::walks out:: I'M GOING TO GO FIND BAN AND LUCIFER!
Vash: b-b-b-WAIT! ::tilts his head to the side:: why did she leave me?
Riko-chan: -__-;; 'cause you stuff doughnuts down your pants, you doughnut molester!!
Vash: I'M PROTECTING THEM BUT FINE! ::takes off his pants and dumps the doughnuts out:: HAPPY NOW RIKO-CHAN?
Riko-chan: No... you contaminated them!! *sniff* those poor, poor doughnuts...
Kira: ::sighs and covers Riko-chan's eyes:: ...put your pants back on Vash...
Riko-chan: BE ASHAMED!! THOSE POOR DOUGHNUTS DID NOTHING TO YOU!!! AND WHERE'S KAEDE??!!!! AT LEAST SHE WON'T RAPE DOUGHNUTS!!!
Kira: She left to go find Lucifer and Ban. . .i just realized that that's bad.::sigh:: oh well!
Riko-chan: WHAT?!!! SHE LEFT MEEE TO STAY WITH A DOUGHNUT MOLESTER?!!! *sniff* I pity those doughnuts... I truly, deeply do... *cries*
Kira: O.O;; It's okay...
Riko-chan: *starts to bawl and hug Kira* They didn't deserve it!!
Kira: ...yes i know! ::pats Riko-chan's head:: THAT WAS VERY MEAN VASH!
Riko-chan: *cries harder* Why Kira-kun...? Why did it have to be the doughnut...?
Kira: I don't know! ::starts to walk out of the room with Riko-chan clinging to him:: I'll buy you some not molested doughnuts okay?
Riko-chan: *sniffles* O-okay... thank you Kira-kun
Kira: Welcome-now let's go-::picks up Riko-chan::
Riko-chan: HEY!! I have my own two legs!! *mumbles* mister Cleo the fishy- fish
Kira: ::has to walk through the room that Kaede is in with Lucifer and Ban:: ...^_^;; H-hey Kaede nothin goin on here just putting Riko-chan down for her nap!
Riko-chan: ...fishy-fish... ...WHAT?!! I WANT MY DOUGHNUT!!
Kaede: ::was crying:: PUT HER DOWN YOU HORNEY SON OF A-
Lucifer: ::cuts her off by covering her mouth:: WE'RE HAVING A BAD DAY!
Riko-chan: ...We are? What's wrong...? Kira-kun what did you do to her?!!
Kira: ::gettin pissed:: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! AWW SCREW IT I'M GOING TO GET SOME DOUGHNUTS THAT WEREN'T IN VASH'S PANTS! ::leaves::
Riko-chan: *sniffs* Luci-chan can you get me a doughnut? Kira-kun said he was gonna get me one but he left...
Lucifer: Yes...he left to go get doughnuts...he will be back...with doughnuts....and I don't feel like getting you a doughnut.
Kaede: ::twists his ear almost completely around::
Lucifer: .Later Kaede is sitting on a leather couch in the living room watching TV with Riko-chan and Kira:F DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY KIRA-KUN!! *beats Lucifer with a Michael plushie*
Lucifer: AHH!
Kaede: ::shields Lucifer by hugging him:: DON'T HIT MY LUCI-KUN!
Riko-chan: ...fine
Kira: *beats Lucifer with a bat* SHUTUP YOU STUPID DEMON LORD!!!
Kaede: NOOOO! ::takes the bat from Kira:: NOT MY LUCI-KUN! ::hugs him again::
Lucifer: ::smirks:: SUCKER!
Vash: ::walks into the room munching a doughnut:: Hey-...::looks at Kaede and Lucifer:: ...uhh...whats going on?
Riko-chan: DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucifer: ::freezes:: H-hey Vash! How's it hanging?
Riko-chan: uh-oh *hides behind Kira* don't let the big gun get meee
Kaede: ::says the only thing she can think of to say:: Happy NOW Kira?!
Kira: ...
Riko-chan: *takes Vash's doughnut* you didn't molest this one did you...?
Vash: ::still staring at Kaede & Lucifer:: ...
Riko-chan: ...guess not *eats Vash's doughnut*
Kaede: Lemme talk to you Vash! ::takes him into the other room and screams:: IT'S OVER VASH! I CAN'T TAKE YOU AND YOUR DOUGHNUT MOLESTING WAYS!
Ban: ::blink blink::
Riko-chan: Mister Porcupine are you okay *pokes Ban with a stick* I think you need to be poked ^__^
Ban: ...no
Riko-chan: ok fine... *pokes his back with a stick* ...mwhahah...
Kaede: ::walks in much happier:: Hello all! ^_^
Riko-chan: *still pokie Ban* Mwahaha... hahah *pokes his head* Mwhahahah
Ban: STOP POKING ME DAMMIT!
Riko-chan: MWHAHAH I'm driving him insane, GO FORTH MY MONSTER AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD MWAHAHHAH!!!
Kira: ...
Kaede: ::joins in on poking Ban::
Ban: x.@ STOP THAT INFERNAL POKING YOU HOARS!
Riko-chan: O.O! YOU PERSON WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO BE POKED *pokes him severely with a bunch of sticks* MWHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Kaede: ::does the same:: AHAHAHA!
Ban: ::slaps them both leaving red hand marks on their faces::
Riko-chan: *pissed* You did not... *gathers a bunch of knives and throws them in random directions*
Riko-chan: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE *gets a gun and starts shooting at Ban*
Ban: ::dodges while making a funny chibi face:: H-HEY! THIS-ISN'T FAIR!
Riko-chan: *gets ninja stars and a sword and chases after him*
Kira: I'm so proud of her
Kaede: I KNOW! ^^
Riko-chan: *going crazy* HEHEH MWHAHAH RUN RUN!!!!
Lucifer: ::watches as Ban runs by and then picks Riko-chan up making her drop the weapons:: okay! enough fun for today there's more doughnuts in the ::whispers::
Riko-chan: But... *pouts* I want cookies too
Lucifer: ::sigh:: Yes there are cookies there too! So if i let you down no more attacking Ban?
Riko-chan: *starry-eyed* REALLY?!! YAY!! But aren't you supposed to like evil stuff?
Lucifer: ::nervous:: Yes-well he's part of a plan to kill the-the-people i hate-yea thats it-and i don't want you to be forever in jail
Riko-chan: but, Kira-kun you wouldn't minds if i murdered Ban-chan right?
Lucifer & Kaede: ::both glare at him for different reasons::
Kira: Heh, Heh! No, no not today! go eat the cookies and doughnuts!
Riko-chan: ...fine! I'll murder Ban-chan another day then...heheh when he LEAST expects it
Kaede: ::hugs Ban:: ...please don't Riko-chan ::gives her a look with big chibi watery eyes::
Ban: ::smirks::
Riko-chan: ...why doesn't anyone wanna kill him?!! *whines*
Ban: ::sigh:: Fine I'll let you poke me on your birthday-i just really have a desire not to be killed
Lucifer: ::whispers to Riko-chan:: Hurry or Vash'll steal em
Riko-chan: DOUGHNUTS *runs to the doughnuts and cookies* VACH BETTER NOT TAKE THEM OR I'LL MURDER HIM!!!
Kaede: ::mutters:: i wouldn't stop you!
Riko-chan: *hears Kay-chan* REALLY??!!! YAY!! I'LL AVENGE ALL THE MOLESTED DOUGHNUTS!!!
Kira: What? Poor lil Kaede having a fight with her honey?
Riko-chan: MWHAHAH I WILL MURDER HIM AND AVENGE DOUGHNUTS WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucifer: NO RIKO-CHAN! KILLING IS BAD!
Riko-chan: MWHAHAHAH KILLING GOOOD!!! JUSTICE FOR DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kira: i-I'll go protect him ::really is leaving due to Kaede's death glare::
Riko-chan: *takes Lucifer's sword* MWHAHAHAH *looks for Vash*
Kaede: ::lets go of Ban and follows Riko-chan:: No Riko-chan or Kira won't be happy with you! He and Vash are friends!
Riko-chan: ...Darn, but what about vengeance for doughnuts?
Kaede: We will always remember them-but-::grabs Riko-chan's shoulders::- they will live on in our hearts!
Riko-chan: *cries* I-its so sad, *sniff* since when did doughnut have to be... mistreated...?
Kaede: I don't know! ::tear:: WHY DID THEY HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT! ::falls to her knees and hits the floor with her fist:: OH WHY OH DEAR LORD WHY!?
Riko-chan: *pats her shoulder* It's a crime, a terrible and deadly sin...
Kaede: ::gives the ceiling the finger:: DAMN YOU! YOU'RE 'SPOSED TO BE GOD! BUT YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN KIRA!
Kira: Since when did I get involved with doughnut molesting?
Kaede: SINCE I SAID YOU DIRTY BASTARD! ::throws Luci's sword at his head but it instead hits the wall behind him::
Kira: O.o;; *mumbles* bitch.
Kaede: Raging homosexual!
Kira: ...fuck no...
Kaede: ::smirks:: ...you know you want me bitch ::laughing inside her head because if Kira really did try anything she'd kill him::
Kira: ...
Riko-chan: ...I wanna kill something
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Note:
Kaede: Okay, how was it! Review Fic Monkeys! GO! GO! MWHAHAHAHA!
(special thanks to Riko-chan for making it through the first chapter- I know what Vash did was wrong-but we're survivors!)
Kaede: Alrighty ficcy readers worldwide! Here's what you need to know bout the fic that's brought to you courtesy of MaRiKo and Edeak:
It's about Kaede(me) and Riko-chan(MaRiKo) and what it would be like if we lived with some of the people from Angel Sanctuary, Trigun, and Get Backers. And we seem to be convinced that Riko-chan and Kira are together, and Vash and me are together.
The characters we have selected are: Lucifer, Kira, (form Angel Sanctuary) Vash (form Trigun) Ban (from Get Backers) Kaede (from the fic Not Another Michael in the Hospital Story) Riko-chan (from Do All Angels Have Wings?)
That's just as of so far! There might be others later-but we haven't really gotten that far yet! But anyway enjoy the fic! And review, review my little ficcy monkeys! MWHAHAHA!
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Kaede: Vash! ::hits her head on the counter:: WHY ARE YOU STUFFING THOES IN YOUR PANTS?
Vash: ::whispers:: because i love them!
Kaede: ::whines:: KIRA! MAKE HIM STOP!
Kira: ... *takes doughnut*.you.
Riko-chan: *hits Kira* DO WHAT SHE SAYS!
Vash: ::stuffs another doughnut down his pants:: It's not my fault the woman is sensitive!
Kaede: ::hits Kira:: YOU AREN'T HELPING FAIRY-BOY!
Kira: ...Vash doughnuts don't go down your damn pants
Vash: ::hisses::
Riko-chan: *hits Vash on head* DOUGHNUTS DON'T BELONG THERE!!!!!!
Vash: b-b-b-::stuffs another one in:: I LOVE THEM!
Kaede: DAMMIT I GIVE UP! ::walks out:: I'M GOING TO GO FIND BAN AND LUCIFER!
Vash: b-b-b-WAIT! ::tilts his head to the side:: why did she leave me?
Riko-chan: -__-;; 'cause you stuff doughnuts down your pants, you doughnut molester!!
Vash: I'M PROTECTING THEM BUT FINE! ::takes off his pants and dumps the doughnuts out:: HAPPY NOW RIKO-CHAN?
Riko-chan: No... you contaminated them!! *sniff* those poor, poor doughnuts...
Kira: ::sighs and covers Riko-chan's eyes:: ...put your pants back on Vash...
Riko-chan: BE ASHAMED!! THOSE POOR DOUGHNUTS DID NOTHING TO YOU!!! AND WHERE'S KAEDE??!!!! AT LEAST SHE WON'T RAPE DOUGHNUTS!!!
Kira: She left to go find Lucifer and Ban. . .i just realized that that's bad.::sigh:: oh well!
Riko-chan: WHAT?!!! SHE LEFT MEEE TO STAY WITH A DOUGHNUT MOLESTER?!!! *sniff* I pity those doughnuts... I truly, deeply do... *cries*
Kira: O.O;; It's okay...
Riko-chan: *starts to bawl and hug Kira* They didn't deserve it!!
Kira: ...yes i know! ::pats Riko-chan's head:: THAT WAS VERY MEAN VASH!
Riko-chan: *cries harder* Why Kira-kun...? Why did it have to be the doughnut...?
Kira: I don't know! ::starts to walk out of the room with Riko-chan clinging to him:: I'll buy you some not molested doughnuts okay?
Riko-chan: *sniffles* O-okay... thank you Kira-kun
Kira: Welcome-now let's go-::picks up Riko-chan::
Riko-chan: HEY!! I have my own two legs!! *mumbles* mister Cleo the fishy- fish
Kira: ::has to walk through the room that Kaede is in with Lucifer and Ban:: ...^_^;; H-hey Kaede nothin goin on here just putting Riko-chan down for her nap!
Riko-chan: ...fishy-fish... ...WHAT?!! I WANT MY DOUGHNUT!!
Kaede: ::was crying:: PUT HER DOWN YOU HORNEY SON OF A-
Lucifer: ::cuts her off by covering her mouth:: WE'RE HAVING A BAD DAY!
Riko-chan: ...We are? What's wrong...? Kira-kun what did you do to her?!!
Kira: ::gettin pissed:: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! AWW SCREW IT I'M GOING TO GET SOME DOUGHNUTS THAT WEREN'T IN VASH'S PANTS! ::leaves::
Riko-chan: *sniffs* Luci-chan can you get me a doughnut? Kira-kun said he was gonna get me one but he left...
Lucifer: Yes...he left to go get doughnuts...he will be back...with doughnuts....and I don't feel like getting you a doughnut.
Kaede: ::twists his ear almost completely around::
Lucifer: .Later Kaede is sitting on a leather couch in the living room watching TV with Riko-chan and Kira:F DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY KIRA-KUN!! *beats Lucifer with a Michael plushie*
Lucifer: AHH!
Kaede: ::shields Lucifer by hugging him:: DON'T HIT MY LUCI-KUN!
Riko-chan: ...fine
Kira: *beats Lucifer with a bat* SHUTUP YOU STUPID DEMON LORD!!!
Kaede: NOOOO! ::takes the bat from Kira:: NOT MY LUCI-KUN! ::hugs him again::
Lucifer: ::smirks:: SUCKER!
Vash: ::walks into the room munching a doughnut:: Hey-...::looks at Kaede and Lucifer:: ...uhh...whats going on?
Riko-chan: DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucifer: ::freezes:: H-hey Vash! How's it hanging?
Riko-chan: uh-oh *hides behind Kira* don't let the big gun get meee
Kaede: ::says the only thing she can think of to say:: Happy NOW Kira?!
Kira: ...
Riko-chan: *takes Vash's doughnut* you didn't molest this one did you...?
Vash: ::still staring at Kaede & Lucifer:: ...
Riko-chan: ...guess not *eats Vash's doughnut*
Kaede: Lemme talk to you Vash! ::takes him into the other room and screams:: IT'S OVER VASH! I CAN'T TAKE YOU AND YOUR DOUGHNUT MOLESTING WAYS!
Ban: ::blink blink::
Riko-chan: Mister Porcupine are you okay *pokes Ban with a stick* I think you need to be poked ^__^
Ban: ...no
Riko-chan: ok fine... *pokes his back with a stick* ...mwhahah...
Kaede: ::walks in much happier:: Hello all! ^_^
Riko-chan: *still pokie Ban* Mwahaha... hahah *pokes his head* Mwhahahah
Ban: STOP POKING ME DAMMIT!
Riko-chan: MWHAHAH I'm driving him insane, GO FORTH MY MONSTER AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD MWAHAHHAH!!!
Kira: ...
Kaede: ::joins in on poking Ban::
Ban: x.@ STOP THAT INFERNAL POKING YOU HOARS!
Riko-chan: O.O! YOU PERSON WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO BE POKED *pokes him severely with a bunch of sticks* MWHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Kaede: ::does the same:: AHAHAHA!
Ban: ::slaps them both leaving red hand marks on their faces::
Riko-chan: *pissed* You did not... *gathers a bunch of knives and throws them in random directions*
Riko-chan: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE *gets a gun and starts shooting at Ban*
Ban: ::dodges while making a funny chibi face:: H-HEY! THIS-ISN'T FAIR!
Riko-chan: *gets ninja stars and a sword and chases after him*
Kira: I'm so proud of her
Kaede: I KNOW! ^^
Riko-chan: *going crazy* HEHEH MWHAHAH RUN RUN!!!!
Lucifer: ::watches as Ban runs by and then picks Riko-chan up making her drop the weapons:: okay! enough fun for today there's more doughnuts in the ::whispers::
Riko-chan: But... *pouts* I want cookies too
Lucifer: ::sigh:: Yes there are cookies there too! So if i let you down no more attacking Ban?
Riko-chan: *starry-eyed* REALLY?!! YAY!! But aren't you supposed to like evil stuff?
Lucifer: ::nervous:: Yes-well he's part of a plan to kill the-the-people i hate-yea thats it-and i don't want you to be forever in jail
Riko-chan: but, Kira-kun you wouldn't minds if i murdered Ban-chan right?
Lucifer & Kaede: ::both glare at him for different reasons::
Kira: Heh, Heh! No, no not today! go eat the cookies and doughnuts!
Riko-chan: ...fine! I'll murder Ban-chan another day then...heheh when he LEAST expects it
Kaede: ::hugs Ban:: ...please don't Riko-chan ::gives her a look with big chibi watery eyes::
Ban: ::smirks::
Riko-chan: ...why doesn't anyone wanna kill him?!! *whines*
Ban: ::sigh:: Fine I'll let you poke me on your birthday-i just really have a desire not to be killed
Lucifer: ::whispers to Riko-chan:: Hurry or Vash'll steal em
Riko-chan: DOUGHNUTS *runs to the doughnuts and cookies* VACH BETTER NOT TAKE THEM OR I'LL MURDER HIM!!!
Kaede: ::mutters:: i wouldn't stop you!
Riko-chan: *hears Kay-chan* REALLY??!!! YAY!! I'LL AVENGE ALL THE MOLESTED DOUGHNUTS!!!
Kira: What? Poor lil Kaede having a fight with her honey?
Riko-chan: MWHAHAH I WILL MURDER HIM AND AVENGE DOUGHNUTS WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucifer: NO RIKO-CHAN! KILLING IS BAD!
Riko-chan: MWHAHAHAH KILLING GOOOD!!! JUSTICE FOR DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kira: i-I'll go protect him ::really is leaving due to Kaede's death glare::
Riko-chan: *takes Lucifer's sword* MWHAHAHAH *looks for Vash*
Kaede: ::lets go of Ban and follows Riko-chan:: No Riko-chan or Kira won't be happy with you! He and Vash are friends!
Riko-chan: ...Darn, but what about vengeance for doughnuts?
Kaede: We will always remember them-but-::grabs Riko-chan's shoulders::- they will live on in our hearts!
Riko-chan: *cries* I-its so sad, *sniff* since when did doughnut have to be... mistreated...?
Kaede: I don't know! ::tear:: WHY DID THEY HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT! ::falls to her knees and hits the floor with her fist:: OH WHY OH DEAR LORD WHY!?
Riko-chan: *pats her shoulder* It's a crime, a terrible and deadly sin...
Kaede: ::gives the ceiling the finger:: DAMN YOU! YOU'RE 'SPOSED TO BE GOD! BUT YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN KIRA!
Kira: Since when did I get involved with doughnut molesting?
Kaede: SINCE I SAID YOU DIRTY BASTARD! ::throws Luci's sword at his head but it instead hits the wall behind him::
Kira: O.o;; *mumbles* bitch.
Kaede: Raging homosexual!
Kira: ...fuck no...
Kaede: ::smirks:: ...you know you want me bitch ::laughing inside her head because if Kira really did try anything she'd kill him::
Kira: ...
Riko-chan: ...I wanna kill something
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Note:
Kaede: Okay, how was it! Review Fic Monkeys! GO! GO! MWHAHAHAHA!
(special thanks to Riko-chan for making it through the first chapter- I know what Vash did was wrong-but we're survivors!)