AN: I wrote this on my laptop then rewrote it word for word on my phone just to upload it... Please forgive the weird way I went about it. also please forgive the short chapters. They are one shots.

Daddles wasn't doing much that day, he was planning Trembles return party. Everyone was excited for the teal haired man's return, Wondering what he had been up to. Daddles had heard about different people up to different stuff. Fluffy had been working on a giant robot brain, Chubby was working on another public event for his campaign, Nibbles was still doing cooking lessons, and so on and so forth. Daddles hated to think about how these events had gone horribly wrong due to one single man. He shuddered at the memory of his own birthday party. Apparently Chubby had confronted Naughty when he tried to crash it. Claiming he only wanted to drop off a gift for Daddles. The lime green haired man was lucky to get away with a few bruises. He was never seriously hurt in any of Naughty's rages. Usually only shaken.

"Daddles," Daddles jumped, snapping from his train of thought, and looked up to find the mayor himself looking down at him, " I got a job for you," Daddles blinked.

"I'm kinda busy,"

"Oh it won't take too much of your time," Chubby said. Daddles sighed and set his pencil down. There was no telling the mayor 'no' after all.

"Yes?" He asked. Chubby straightened up.

" My sources have recently discovered that Naughty has a little crush on one of the Islanders," he said, Daddles hummed.

" That is unfortunate for them," he stated, not really caring. Chubby sensed this.

" So we went through some records to see if he spares one of the islanders. " The ginger continue. Daddles hummed again, " and we found that there is usually one person who almost never has a confrontation with Naughty, he scares them but not enough to drive insane, and never injures them," Daddles hummed a third time, trying to guess who this person would be, "and we've found multiple accounts where's he's barricaded this person off from dangerous areas like when Nibbles accidentally raised the dead." Daddles had missed most of that, he ran into a cabin to hide and when he tried to leave he found had been locked in, " and during the alien invasion," Daddles shuddered at that memory.

He had been brain washed and one moment he was patrolling, the next Sunbeam and Giggles were pulling him out of a locker, " Are you catching my drift yet?" Chubby asked. Daddles blinked at him, then realization hit him. His face heated up.

" M-Me?!" He stuttered. Chubby smirked at him, making him feel stupid, and nodded.

" I think we can use that but I need you to play the part," he said slowly. Daddles swallowed.

"What do I have to do?"