Christmas Special

12-25-19XX, 5:43 p.m, Christmas day

There he was, sitting at my fucking table again. The annoying brat who called himself Allen Walker. I don't know why he sits at my table; even the day he arrived he sat himself down at the table ONLY I sit at. So I had asked him why he had chosen to sit there that first day.

"The fuck are you doing?"

"Sitting here, what else?" Several people looked over.

"No, I am asking WHAT are you doing?"

"Like I said, sitting."

"Maybe I should rephrase it, WHY are you sitting there?"

"Because I can?" More people looked over. A few winced in advance.

"Well, don't, because that's my spot, and only I sit at this table." Some people looked like they were going to kill me. What's going on? I have no clue. Honestly, why would they get mad at when I tell this kid to move it? Whenever it's someone else, they don't care.

"Is there a reason WHY I should move?" He looked at me out of the corner of his eye, and when he turned his head towards me, I saw his left side of his face. Maybe that was the reason why they got mad at me? After all, it WAS just a scar . . . but that doesn't make sense. Why would they get angry about yelling at a weirdly scarred boy? But he did have a point. I only have ONE reason as to not have him there, and it does sound pretty stupid.

"None really, I just don't want you to sit there. Only I sit there." I deadpanned, as had never really thought about it.

"Then I'm staying here!" Every day after that, the Moyashi had sat there.

"Hi, Kanda!" He waved his hand towards me. He was STILL sitting at my table. I can't wait until I have the opportunity to point Mugen at his dumb face.

"Why are you still sitting at MY table, Moyashi?" I saw his face fall slightly. Normally when I ask him that he just laughs, bthinks he looks sad. The fuck's wrong him?!

"Do you know what day it is, Kanda?" Strange, he ALWAYS calls me Bakanda, never by my actual name.

"Yeah, it's Christmas, the twenty-fifth day of December?" I gazed at him as he looked even more sad, wondering why the hell he would ask such a stupid question, as one merely had to look at a calendar, right? So why would he ask a question about what day it was? Wait . . . didn't he say that his birthday was on Christmas? Shit, I should have said that his was birthday as well.

"Oh, okay . . ." His face looked like the picture of sadness, and every other dark and depressed emotion known to mankind.

"And your birthday." I quickly fumbled the words out of my mouth, feeling a bit embarrassed that had I made him sad, and over the fact that this is means that I'm warming up to him. But Hell itself would rather freeze over, willingly, before I warm up to him, so it must have frozen over on its own accord. Well, fuck this, 'cause WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! A shiver ran up my spine as I reviewed what had just transpired in my thoughts not too long ago.

"You remembered! I thought that you didn't care!" Allen's annoying voice broke my train of thought, and I looked at him. He looked like he could explode any second now, armed with the knowledge of the fact that I remembered his birthday.

"No, I just had it stuck in my head because you wouldn't shut up about your damn birthday!" I gave him a death glare only to find him laughing at me. "WHAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Don't kill him. Don't kill him. Don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him. WHERE THE HELL IS MUGEN WHEN I NEED IT TO KILL HIM!

"I only talked about my Birthday once, Bakanda! I guess I was right on how your brain is smaller than the rest of you, you slowpoke!" By now, the doomed little shit was rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. He started to laugh even more when I felt something being put on my head, and, out of surprise, my poor, precious Soba was spilled all over the floor. There was a snicker from behind - a snicker all too familiar to me; it was the Baka Usagi. Now it seemed that there were two doomed little shits.

"Awww! Yuu-chan looks SOOOOOOO CUTE!" I flinched at the word 'cute' and at his voice that was getting higher and higher pitched.

"I. AM. GOING. TO. KILL. YOU. BOTH! AND. DON'T. CALL. ME. YUU-CHAN!" I reached for Mugen. I need to kill these two idiots.

"AH! Moyashi-chan, we need to run away! Hurry, before Yuu-chan kills us!" The Baka Usagi made a break for the Moyashi.

"Don't call me 'Moyashi-chan', or would you like to wake up one day bald?" The annoying little boy towered over the Baka Usagi, clearly showing his dark side. Baka Usagi put his hands up in a defensive manner and started shrieking and sobbing apologies. 'I'm sorry Allen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Don't kill meeeeeeeeee!'.

"Oi, Baka Usagi, what about me?" Don't kill them yet, no, not quite yet, but I can soon, though. Oh, how I can't wait to impale them with Mugen! The Usagi turned towards me and started to do the same thing that he did for the Moyashi. I pulled Mugen even more out of its sheath, causing the Usagi to scream out of fright and apologies to come even more rapid-fire.

"What are you doing, Bakanda? Didn't you know that Lavi is supposed to bow down to me? Perhaps I should give you a lesson about that!" The Moyashi launched towards me, with his Innocence, Crown Clown, activated. I pulled Mugen out of its sheath, countered Moyashi's attack and went for the area he left open, the outside of his left calf. He twisted to avoid the blade. I must admit, the Baka Moyashi is good at dodging and athletics. As I was going to kick him in the stomach, he jumped up and instead kicked me in the gut.

"Do you want your fucking hair to be shaved off, Moyashi?" I sneered at him, trying to pretend the kick hadn't affected me.

"How about I shave off that girly hair that you have there, so you can actually look like a boy for once?" He mimicked my sneer and raised his weird-claw-things-that-are-actually-his-fingers, and I raised Mugen, and the staring contest commenced.

"Face it, you'll never be able to touch my hair! It would be easy to cut off your ass wipe hair! Once I am done shaving off all of your fucking hair I will send it to some old men!" Growling, I aimed Mugen at his head; even an inch would satisfy my anger, though I would rather prefer his whole scalp.

"Geez, can't you guys take a break from fighting for once? Nii-san doesn't like paying for the damage, and you two do tend to break half of the stuff, or all of the stuff, in the room you guys fight in! Could you two just be calm for once? Kanda! Don't you dare harm Allen today! It's his birthday, so don't you dare even think of touching him!" Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, Lenalee is here! I don 't want to face the Sister Complex's wrath, or hers! Quick! Pretend you were just going to slice Lavi in half, instead, but Allen stepped in front of me.

"Baka Moyashi, get out of the way."

"Huh? I thought that you were goin-" I shoved him out of the way and walked to Lavi, who had somehow managed to wind up rather conveniently behind the Baka Moyashi.

"Lavi . . . you're gonna pay for that." Usagi let out an 'Eh?' and paled at the thought of what I was going to do to him.

"Oh, you were just going after Lavi. Okay, then. Lavi, you might want to start running soon, or you have a high probability of dying." Even though I wasn't looking at her, I could tell she was hiding her laughter.

"Bakanda, I thought that we wer-" I quickly glared at him and mouthed 'I am sure she would yell at you too if she found out we were fighting, and maybe be chased by Komui's fucking robots as well.' At that point, the dumbass for once shut up, and played along.

"Huh. Allen, did you say something?"

"Yeah, I was going to ask why Bakanda was going to kill Lavi, but then I remembered that he spilled Bakanda's Soba." I had to hold in my laughter as I saw Usagi's face once he realized that he was just betrayed by one (or both in his mind) or his friends so they wouldn't get in trouble. And the fact that Lenalee was clearly not going to help him out of this one.

"Liars! Lenalady! They're lying! They said they were going to shave off each other's heads, and then you stepped in, and now they're making me take the fall!" He pointed accusingly at us.

"What are you talking about? You aren't taking any fall for us. You're lying!" Allen and I looked at each other in confusion as we had both said the same thing together. Grinding my teeth, I walked out of the cafeteria. It was true, though, he had made me spill my Soba.-Edited- I heard someone yelling my name, it sounds like the Baka Moyashi, I just kept walking towards my room. I need to get away from these dumb ass's, sooner or later they will start to make me dumb too. It sounds like the Baka Moyashi is still chasing me, pretend that he isn't there, maybe he would go away. Still there, go away, I don't need you to be near me, why can't he just go and annoy some other people for once?

"Kanda! Kanda! Bakanda! Where do you think you're going? Can't you see that I want to talk to you? Hey! Are you even listening to me? Fine then!" Thank Mugen, I thou-.

"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BAKA MOYASHI!?" The damned brat actually jumped on me!

"Kanda, I tried to get your attention! So this was the only way to get your attention, that's what I thought at least." I tried to pry the Baka Moyashi's arms from around my neck, geez, how strong is he?!

"Let go of me!"

"Nope! Not until you let me spend the day with you!" God his sing-song voice is scary.

"What makes you think that I will let you hang around meal day, even if it's your Birthday!"

"Please? I won't call you Bakanda for week!" His grip tightened.

"No." I tried to wiggle out of his grip."

"I won't go near you for a whole month, even if we get the same mission, I would take another train and search by myself if I have too." That idea got in my head, and it doesn't sound to bad. Though that means that I won't have my peace for the day, then again I can be left alone for the next month, oh how I yearn for the lovely silence.

"It's a deal Moyashi, and you better keep it." And like magic, the pressure disappeared from around my neck. I doubt that I could have stayed awake any longer, with the Baka Moyashi cutting off my air supply and all.

"Yay! Come on Kanda, I have something to show you! It's just around the corner!" Thinking what I had just gotten myself into, I followed the Moyashi to wherever he is trying to lead me too. -Edited?- It looked like he was leading me the roof, why I have no idea, or maybe he wants to tell me his last wishes and last words, and then kill himself by jumping of off the roof? No, I heard him talking about how he lives for the Akuma, and for the sake of Humanity, so I don't think that he would kill himself . . . unless he was lying.

"Baka Moyashi can you at least tell me where we are going? You can at least have the decency to tell me where you are taking me." I tried to hide the fact that I am 'not' thinking about giving him a good hit on the head.

"You will find out later Kanda!" Should've known that would have happened, cliché. Moyashi is still calling me Kanda, and not Bakanda, I wonder why he is calling me Kanda, and not Bakanda. Then again, who knows what goes on in the Baka Moyashi's head?

"I would rather find out NOW Moyashi, I don't like to be left in the dark when it comes for a surprise, and one where it involves you and the Baka Usagi. My hair has been dyed, braided, designed enough to tell you that." Moyashi kept silent.

"NO! I don't think we are going to make it in time!" He began to run faster.

"What do you mean that we won't make it in time? What does this have to do with time anyways?" He still kept silent, so he's not going to answer me huh? By this time we got to the top of the stairs and went to towards the door that leads to the roof top. When he opened it, and pulled me behind him, Moyashi jumped onto the tiled roof on the side of the plat form that allows people to stand on the roof, but not on the tiles themselves. The Moyashi and I got to the top most level of the roof, and faced the sunset. When I looked at the Moyashi for answers as to why he lead to the roof top, and how he did not get lost along the way, I saw that his face had been lit up by the dying glow of the sun. His hair was shimmering the colors of the sunset itself, it was like he was a mini version of the sunset that was happening. I looked away quickly, trying not to show interest in the Moyashi. Snow had started to fall from the sky, and laced us with it's soft, cold blanket. When I next glanced at the Moyashi, the snow had gotten stuck on his eyelashes and in his hair. The sun was just about to go down when the Moyashi turned to look at me.

"Why did you bring my here?"

"So that I can get my wish." After he said that, he slowly leaned forwards, and planted a kiss on my lips, we held the moment for a couple of seconds.

"Hey Allen, Kand- OH MY GOD! KANDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? YOU CAN'T STEAL ALLEN'S FIRST KISS! I WANTED TO!" My checks flushed, this was not a position that I wanted to be in.

"No Lavi, I kissed Bakanda, and you can't have my second kiss, that one goes to Kanda, just like the first." To prove that he kissed me again. This set off a series of yells and protests from the Usagi, not that I cared, because I am finding that I don't really mind the Moyashi's kisses that he was giving to me.

"Lavi did you find them? Lavi? Wha- Kanda . . . ? Why are you lip raping Allen?" Not again, of please not again. I pulled away from his kiss to give Leenalee an answer.

"It's the other way around, the Moyashi was lip raping me, not me him. Baka Usagi, can you please stop now? Your giving me a head ache."

"Kanda, can I have your third kiss as well?" How could I say no? I nodded. Maybe I will forgo the deal, his kisses are very nice. I wonder what his wish was?

A.N~

Sorry for not having Kanda cussing a lot towards the end, my mom was kind of right beside me when I finished it. I am so happy that I was able to make a Shounen Ai chapter in this story, I will give you a heads up though, I will never, EVER write a Yaoi fanfiction, well maybe, but it would be very light Yaoi.