After awakening from his nap kid Jiraiya rolled out of the tent and looked around. He stretched his arms out and took a deep breath. "I guess I should get a head count." He said. Jiraiya closed his eyes, and put his hands together; he started the process to enter sage mode. However, he began to hear some voices. The toad sage peaked open one eye, and noticed a couple a few feet away bickering about something unimportant. "Listen, I'm not saying the baby isn't important, but I'm important too! I have needs you know!" The man yelled. "I mean seriously, I was here first!" The woman began to cry uncontrollably; weeping like a beluga whale that had just been skinned alive. "I just want you to care!" She yelled.
A smile appeared across the young sage's mouth. "What should I do?" He asked himself. "Well I am a lady's man after all." Jiraiya sighed. "Maybe I can be of some help." He thought. "But Tsunade might get upset if I stray from the mission." Jiraiya added. "Well if things go south I can just lie." He concluded. Jiraiya had made up his mind; he would help the misguided couple. The boy would find a way to cure the man's sexual frustration, and find a way to solve the women's emotional dissatisfaction.
Jiraiya bravely stood up, and walked over to the bewildered couple. "Hello there. My name is Jiraiya, and I'm here to help!" He proclaimed confidently. The man looked angrily at Jiraiya before turning his head back towards the woman. "Is he one of yours?!" He yelled. The beluga whale gasped in surprise. "I already told you all my children are grown." It said. "This young handicapped child has nothing to do with me!" She yelled. Jiraiya tried to keep calm. "Listen lady, I'm here to fix your relationship so ya better keep your insults to yourself all right!" Jiraiya demanded.
The man and the woman got quiet, and the young sage was finally able to begin his work. Jiraiya sat down on a log that appeared out of nowhere, and started asking questions. "Now." He began. "What's the problem." He asked. The man didn't even hesitate to begin. "My wife has been walking around with that demon in her belly for almost three years now!" The man complained. "When we sleep at night I can hear it calling me names!" Jiraiya thought for a moment before coming to the most adequate conclusion. "It might just be a bad case of the shits." He suggested. "I'd ask you what your wife's been eating lately, but judging by her size it obviously isn't anything healthy." Jiraiya said. The man began fuming with anger, and his poor wife began to whimper like a rabbit without vocal cords. It wasn't long before the woman began to scream uncontrollably. "I think... I think the babies coming!" She cried. The man's fury was quelled in an instant. It seemed he loved his wife after all. "Quick grab her legs!" The man yelled. Jiraiya jumped into action and grabbed the woman's legs; however, it wouldn't be an easy job. Jiraiya did his best to lift the woman up before seeing a small knuckle sandwich come spiraling out from under the woman's skirt knocking him out instantly.