CHP 1 – WHAT THE JUICE ?!

Roxanne's POV

" AAHHH !" "WHAT THE JUICE ?!" "GAAH !"

THUD !

"Uhh… " I groaned.. "What …in the …name of ninjas?" I looked around to see Robert and Raymond sprawled on the floor. 'This looks familiar…' I saw a puddle and saw what, seems to be myself, but looked different.. like a… " WHY THE HELL DO I LOOK LIKE A RC9GN CHARACTER ?!"

" IN THE NAME OF ZAPDOS, STOP SHOUTING WOULD YOU ?!" I looked back to see Robert getting up, yup, same old Pokemon obsessed Robert..

" Robert ?!" "Wait a second…WHY THE HELL DO YOU LOOK LIKE AN RC9GN CHARACTER ?!" " I CAN SAY THE SAME TO YOU !" "HUH ?!"

" WHAT THE HELL ?!" A familiar voice shouted , I guess Raymond's awake…

" hmmm… This looks like the place where Randy and Howard met Catfish .. Huh… it has the sign they put up" I said , yup really familiar !

" Well.. show us the way to Norrisville. Oh fellow RC9GN fan !" Raymond said as he said that in the most sass anyone could throw at you. Even more sass than Viceroy has !... Ok less than that…

" Phht … Follow me .."

~ Time Skip ~

" In your face, BonBon !" I said as I stuck my tongue out, as Raymond and Robert stared at each other then looked back at me, having a VERY amazed face.

" uhhhh…I-" they started, but then…

CRASH !

" AAHH ! MY CAR !" said the recognizable voice of P. Slimz . Let me guess… either Randy was on the car and the robot or monster aimed for him, or… the robot or monster just destroyed it… but, I'm guessing it's option 2 since I don't see RC anywhere.

And Guess what ?

It was a stanked student, which, I guess is Flute Girl , and of course,

The Beloved Hero of Norrisville shows up,

Randy Cunningham, the 9th Grade Ninja.

" SMOKEBOMB!" he said waving his arms to get the stank's* attention " Flute Girl ?! Are you kidding me Stevens ?!" he jumped over to the band geek and snatched his trombone, throwing it in the air and slashing it with his Ninja Sword, which in our world, is a Ninjato, not a katana, samurais use katanas.

The green mist emerged from the stank's body, going back toward the vent or any other hole in the ground – back to the Sorcerer – and after that the Ninja smoke bombed away, leaving the scene, leaving the students cheering.

" Ok guys, find Howard, and you'll find the Ninja. That, or go to the sides of the school or to the back, let's split up !"

~ After Finding Howard ~

" * Panting * Sweet Cheese, it took us a lot of time to find him !" said Raymond

" And the Ninja isn't even with him!" exclaimed an enraged Robert

" Calm down.. He'll appear in, 3.. 2..1.." as I counted down the foul smelling red mist appeared next to the chubby teen and the hero came in sight. Again, leaving amazed biffers in front of you.

The two animated teens shared a conversation, until Raymond threw a dagger toward them, which ALMOST pierced through the Ninja's skull. They looked at the dagger that cracked itself into the wall, and then looked shocked at us.

The ninja got into a fighting stance and withdrew his sword, pointing it at us.

I looked to my side and saw Raymond in his assassin hood. Crap… why the juice would he throw it at RC while he's still in the suit ?!

Oh... this is gonna be good...