Disclaimer: I own no Anime characters. Sad to say but it is true.
Author: I have no idea what Kagome's friends names are so I'm gonna be using the same ones out of some fanfics I've read ok? Ok! You can tell me if I'm wrong or not.
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"Kagome I can't believe you're the new advice columnist!" Eri said.
"Yeah I know!" said Ayumi.
"Well really it's the only thing she can do to raise her GPA when she sick all the time." Commented Yuka.
Kagome sighed. ~ Yeah plus it's the only thing I can bring to feudal era with me. ~
"Well guys Mom want me home ASAP so I gotta run!"
"Yeah me to."
"By Yuka! By Eri!" Kagome said. She and Ayumi talked about normal things, like boys and such, until they got to the shrine which is where they parted ways.
~ At least InuYasha isn't here yet so I have some time to get ready. ~ and with that she went upstairs to get ready to go.
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"Hey you guys!"
"Hey Kagome!"
"Hello Kagome"
"Feh"
"KAGOME!!!! INUYASHA WAS MEAN TO ME!!!!!"
"Really Shippou? Well I'm sure you where annoying him in some way. Any way no more bad news. I'm having a good day today."
Her whole statement basically caused everyone in the group to look at her with shock. Even InuYasha didn't expect this. After he had hit the brat over the head a couple of times he kinda assumed that he would get sat.
"What happened to you in the feature wench?"
"I got a job in the school newspaper!"
"Newspaper?" asked Miroku.
"Yeah see it's a thing that tells you what has gone on recently at the school. See here's my column right here. I do the advice one." She said taking out the news paper and showing them.
"Wow! What does it say?!" asked Shippou.
Sango looked at Kagome and when she nodded her head Sango started to read.
~*~* Dear Lady of Advice,
I'm writing you cause, see I have this problem. You see my little sister is always reading my diary and getting into my stuff. She gives me absolutely no privacy what so ever. When I tell my mom and dad they thinks it's cute and that she's just "looking up to me". It just make's me so mad! What should I do?
Needing space,
Angry Sister *~*~
"Kagome what's a diary?"
"Well Shippou it's a place where a person writes their inner thoughts."
"Yes and it's very rude to read some ones." Said Miroku.
"As if you would know hoshi."
"Sango I am hurt!"
"What ever just finish reading Sango." Shippou said ending the argument.
~*~*Dear Angry Sister,
I've learned that little siblings get away with to much. I feel your pain. My little brother is the same way. What you do is you keep 2 diaries. One that isn't very personal and basically says what you did that day. You put this one someplace where your sister will be able to get at it. You keep your other one hidden well. Your sister will find the first one and soon get bored!
Glad I could help,
Lady of Advice *~*~
"Wow that was some good advice Kagome." Sango said.
"Yes. Well done Kagome."
"Thanks Sango. Thanks Miroku. But Miroku."
"Yes?"
"You could thank me even better by getting your hand off my butt."
*Thud*
"What's that there?" asked Shippou not even caring that Miroku was just not unconscious by Sango.
"Oh that just basically tells people to write to me if they want some advice. See here are some letters. Maybe latter you guys can help me answer them!" said Kagome holding up a small bag off letters.
"OK!"
"Glad to help"
"Whatever wench"
*Muffled yes from Miroku on the ground*
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It was night time and the group was sitting outside in InuYasha's forest by a fire. They had just finished eating and it was almost time for Shippou to go to sleep. But he didn't want to just yet.
"So Kagome can we answer some letters now?" asked Shippou.
"OK. Here we'll do this one first." She said as she took out a letter and read.
~*~* Dear Lady of Advice,
You see I have this friend. She's nice and all but some times she just gets too far into my business. Like just recently she was talking about my love life. What should I do? I don't want to lose her as a friend but I can't take her busy-bodying.
Please help me,
Annoyed Friend *~*~
"Tell her to whack her friend over the head next time it happens."
"That's not very nice InuYasha."
"Well how about this Kagome." Said Miroku "Dear Annoyed Friend. Friendship is a valuable thing although it' very fragile at some points. Maybe what your friend needs is to feel more useful. Ask for her advice when you don't mind her helping you. That way she won't get you angered and you won't have to hurt her feelings. Hope everything turns out ok. Lady of Advice."
"Why hoshi I didn't know you had it in you."
"Yeah that was very good Miroku." Kagome said as she wrote down what he said.
"I'm a man of many talents." Miroku said as he groped Sango.
*Rub rub*
*THUD!!*
"Way to go and ruin the moment Miroku." Shippou said as he went to sleep.
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Author: So what do you all think? I did plan on more but if you want this to just be a one shot I can stop. Review and tell me please! Thanks!
Author: I have no idea what Kagome's friends names are so I'm gonna be using the same ones out of some fanfics I've read ok? Ok! You can tell me if I'm wrong or not.
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"Kagome I can't believe you're the new advice columnist!" Eri said.
"Yeah I know!" said Ayumi.
"Well really it's the only thing she can do to raise her GPA when she sick all the time." Commented Yuka.
Kagome sighed. ~ Yeah plus it's the only thing I can bring to feudal era with me. ~
"Well guys Mom want me home ASAP so I gotta run!"
"Yeah me to."
"By Yuka! By Eri!" Kagome said. She and Ayumi talked about normal things, like boys and such, until they got to the shrine which is where they parted ways.
~ At least InuYasha isn't here yet so I have some time to get ready. ~ and with that she went upstairs to get ready to go.
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"Hey you guys!"
"Hey Kagome!"
"Hello Kagome"
"Feh"
"KAGOME!!!! INUYASHA WAS MEAN TO ME!!!!!"
"Really Shippou? Well I'm sure you where annoying him in some way. Any way no more bad news. I'm having a good day today."
Her whole statement basically caused everyone in the group to look at her with shock. Even InuYasha didn't expect this. After he had hit the brat over the head a couple of times he kinda assumed that he would get sat.
"What happened to you in the feature wench?"
"I got a job in the school newspaper!"
"Newspaper?" asked Miroku.
"Yeah see it's a thing that tells you what has gone on recently at the school. See here's my column right here. I do the advice one." She said taking out the news paper and showing them.
"Wow! What does it say?!" asked Shippou.
Sango looked at Kagome and when she nodded her head Sango started to read.
~*~* Dear Lady of Advice,
I'm writing you cause, see I have this problem. You see my little sister is always reading my diary and getting into my stuff. She gives me absolutely no privacy what so ever. When I tell my mom and dad they thinks it's cute and that she's just "looking up to me". It just make's me so mad! What should I do?
Needing space,
Angry Sister *~*~
"Kagome what's a diary?"
"Well Shippou it's a place where a person writes their inner thoughts."
"Yes and it's very rude to read some ones." Said Miroku.
"As if you would know hoshi."
"Sango I am hurt!"
"What ever just finish reading Sango." Shippou said ending the argument.
~*~*Dear Angry Sister,
I've learned that little siblings get away with to much. I feel your pain. My little brother is the same way. What you do is you keep 2 diaries. One that isn't very personal and basically says what you did that day. You put this one someplace where your sister will be able to get at it. You keep your other one hidden well. Your sister will find the first one and soon get bored!
Glad I could help,
Lady of Advice *~*~
"Wow that was some good advice Kagome." Sango said.
"Yes. Well done Kagome."
"Thanks Sango. Thanks Miroku. But Miroku."
"Yes?"
"You could thank me even better by getting your hand off my butt."
*Thud*
"What's that there?" asked Shippou not even caring that Miroku was just not unconscious by Sango.
"Oh that just basically tells people to write to me if they want some advice. See here are some letters. Maybe latter you guys can help me answer them!" said Kagome holding up a small bag off letters.
"OK!"
"Glad to help"
"Whatever wench"
*Muffled yes from Miroku on the ground*
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It was night time and the group was sitting outside in InuYasha's forest by a fire. They had just finished eating and it was almost time for Shippou to go to sleep. But he didn't want to just yet.
"So Kagome can we answer some letters now?" asked Shippou.
"OK. Here we'll do this one first." She said as she took out a letter and read.
~*~* Dear Lady of Advice,
You see I have this friend. She's nice and all but some times she just gets too far into my business. Like just recently she was talking about my love life. What should I do? I don't want to lose her as a friend but I can't take her busy-bodying.
Please help me,
Annoyed Friend *~*~
"Tell her to whack her friend over the head next time it happens."
"That's not very nice InuYasha."
"Well how about this Kagome." Said Miroku "Dear Annoyed Friend. Friendship is a valuable thing although it' very fragile at some points. Maybe what your friend needs is to feel more useful. Ask for her advice when you don't mind her helping you. That way she won't get you angered and you won't have to hurt her feelings. Hope everything turns out ok. Lady of Advice."
"Why hoshi I didn't know you had it in you."
"Yeah that was very good Miroku." Kagome said as she wrote down what he said.
"I'm a man of many talents." Miroku said as he groped Sango.
*Rub rub*
*THUD!!*
"Way to go and ruin the moment Miroku." Shippou said as he went to sleep.
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Author: So what do you all think? I did plan on more but if you want this to just be a one shot I can stop. Review and tell me please! Thanks!
