A/N: This oneshot is dedicated to Cassie for her birthday today! Happy Birthday Cass I love you! Also if you haven't checked it out yet check out the FanFic Challenge Round 2 on the Chit Chat on Author's Corner forum! It's going to be an awesome challenge! Also take a look at the Song Title Prompt forum! We have some great titles up to choose from and a lot of great stories have been posted on it.
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Prompt: Hook Up – Katy Perry
"You want to do what Rossi?" JJ demanded. She could have sworn that she didn't hear him correctly. If it turned out that she did hear him correctly she was going to nail him in the head with her boot. She couldn't believe that he had just said what he just said.
Dave bit back the grin that was threatening to take over his face. He knew that this was the perfect way to get back at her for what she did to him two weeks ago. He may secretly love the woman but he wasn't going to let her get away with everything she wanted too.
"I want you to hook up with Emily, JJ. I've seen the way you look at her. If you don't tell her I will." Dave said in an innocent tone. He was having way too much fun with this. He was lucky that Emily knew what he had planned and that her and Hotch had both signed off on this prank because if they hadn't he would end up getting beat up by not only Emily but by Hotch too.
JJ's mouth dropped open and she yelled "Are you out of your freaking mind? You had better run Rossi or I'm going to kill you!"
At that moment Emily walked in and had to bite back a laugh at the look on JJ's face and she sauntered over to JJ and said "So JJ I hear that you want to hook up. As long as you don't mind a threesome I'm game for it."
JJ gaped at Emily and then back at Dave and said "RUN DAVE! I'M KILLING YOU FOR THIS!"
Dave stayed where he was sitting and looked at JJ with twinkling eyes "What's the matter honey? I thought you wanted to hook up with Emily? I was only trying to help you out."
JJ snapped her eyes at Dave and growled "Rossi if I want to hook up with anyone it's you, you fucking baboon!"
At that JJ's eyes grew wide and she slapped her hand over her mouth. She couldn't believe that with as angry as she was that she still let that slip out. She narrowed her eyes when Dave got out of his seat and walked towards her. Before she could say anything to him his lips were on hers and she was kissing him back.
Emily watched in amusement and then said "Now that my job here is done I'm going back to my man. I'll see you two later."
JJ tore her lips away from Dave's and looked at him and shock and Dave smiled and said "I love you Bella and I have for a while. I was just waiting on you to tell me you loved me too."
JJ licked her lips and said "I do love you Dave."
Dave smirked. "I know you do Babe."
Dave pulled JJ back to him again and kissed her soundly. He finally had everything he wanted.