Ren's New Addiction

It was the night before Christmas and all through LME not a creature was stirring not even a… Camel?

Lory lay on one of his many expensive leather couches, a game controller sitting comfortably in his hands. Lory stared at the TV screen in front of him, trying to decipher the mystery of his latest romance RPG.

He had had it specially made; he had even given the game designer very specific instructions, very, very specific.

It had been an early Christmas present to himself and he was loving it. It was so much better than reality, where no matter how many chances he threw at his un-grateful non-nephew no progress was ever made. None! There was only so much that a romance addict, such as himself could take.

Watching those two be torn apart by their love was just so heart wrenching. He really wished that he could go back in time and give that Sho idiot a piece of his mind. Maybe then his two Favourite love-birds would finally be together.

But until he finished his plans for a time machine, he'd have to settle for his all new original love RPG.

Many hours later after the sun had finally risen over the horizon. The president's door was pushed open, Lory still sat in front of the TV, eyes glued to the screen. 'Is that…?"

Lory turned to look at him with a wide smile. 'Good morning Ren and Merry Christmas, and to answer your unfinished question, yes that is you and Kyoko.'

Ren stared at him incredulously. 'You made a game of Mogami- san and I?'

'Yes, yes I did.'

Ren glared at him. 'You can't just make video games of other people's lives…. And will you stop making her do that.' Ren gestured to the screen; where lorry was making game- Kyoko continuously kiss game- Ren.

'Oh, you don't like it?' Lory asked innocently. 'I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be complaining if it were real life.'

Ren's glare intensified. 'Why did you call me here?'

'To give you your Christmas present, of course, it's on the table.' Lory said pointing to Ren's wrapped gift. 'Take it and go, Merry Christmas.' Lory turned away from Ren and concentrated once again on his game.

Ren continued to glare at the man, snatching up his present and heading for the door.

Two hours later Ren found himself sitting on his couch, game controller in hand. He leaned forward eagerly as game- Ren and game- Kyoko leaned in for a kiss.

He was secretly grateful for the Christmas gift, not that he would ever tell him that.

The end