Here's a story I wrote because of writers block on Chpt 6 of WYWH (wish you
were here). I'm using a couple of quotes from who knows where in here.
Disclaimer: No, not mine. No that's not mine either, don't think that's mine,
OK its official! I OWN NADA.
Kel Ditches Class
Kel trudged wearily toward Ivor's classroom. Lord Wyldon had been particularly hard on Kel that day, she had the bumps and bruises to show it, and she wasn't looking forward to another boring mathematics lesson.
*Aren't I a sight * she thought, grinning, * Neal's gonna have a cow. *
A black haired boy ran past her, "Come on Kel!" Seavor shouted glancing behind at her, "Your gonna be late, and I think if you add any more punishment work you'll be working well into the yearly break!" Then he dashed into the classroom, leaving Kel standing in the middle of the hall, listening to the sound of the bell. * I might as well take my own sweet time, I'm gonna be late even if I ran the whole way. In fact… I could probably go take a quick shower, late is as late does, but a shower is time well wasted * Deciding that a shower sounded much better then a lecture, Kel headed to her room, *after all, I'll make it to class in plenty of time for the teacher to assign punishment duties, namely mine. * And with that "happy" thought Kel unlocked her door and called for Lalasa, who was very surprised to see Kel ditching class, to heat up some water for her bath.
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Kel stepped out into the empty hallway, her hair still damp, but she had rubbed some balm on her bruises, so she at least looked presentable now. * I'' gonna be in so much trouble! What was I thinking! Although… the shower DID feel really good. Slightly cold, but good. Make that great, lets just hope it was worth it * Kel took a deep breath and stepped into the classroom to find… a complete nuthouse. Owen was jumping on the desks and acting like a monkey, half the students jumped out of their seats and ran past Kel, into the hallway, the other half of the students were giving loud cheers and watching a fight that had broken out between Merric and Vinson. * I don't even wanna know * thought a dumbfounded Kel, * Why isn't Ivor stopping this? Where IS Ivor?? *
Kel looked around the classroom, then spotted Neal talking to the teachers desk. *What the..?? * She walked over, just in time to here him say, "So you see Master Ivor, the benefits of having our Prince marry a dinosaur is this, they would raise young TRex's, who would become our army, and those flying bird thingy mobobers that you were talking about, they would be our spies, and…."Kel cleared her throat impatiently, "…Mithros Kel! What did you do to yourself?! Come here."
"yes mom." Sighed Kel, "But if I fall asleep in my next class, I'll blame it on you, see if I won't." Neal reached over, and Kel immediately felt the cool strength of his gift. "There, that wasn't so bad now was it Kel?" She shrugged, than jumped as two arms wrapped around her, and gave her a gigantic hug.
"KEL!" shouted Ivor, "Finally! Someone normal to talk to!"
Kel laughed, "I must warn you though, I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation." Ivor looked confused, than laughed again, "Maybe not so normal, but better then THEM." He pointed to the boys in the corner, who were still fighting. "So you're not mad about me ditching half the class?" asked Kel.
"No, of course not!" Ivor leaned in close and whispered, "If I weren't the teacher I'd ditch it all." Then he straightened up. "I've decided, that today this will be a free class, I can't teach these animals," he said, staring at Owen, who was still jumping on the desks, "so why try?"
"Are you drunk?! Are you sick?!" asked Kel.
Neal wasn't so polite. "Are you NUTS?!!!!"
Ivor laughed again, "No I'm not crazy, sick of the students I guess, but not crazy. Now if you'll excuse me, these idiots are giving me a headache." He turned on his heel and walked into the backroom. Kel thought she heard a door lock. Neal looked at her, "Ok Kel, we boys need your help." Then he turned and shouted to the boys in the corner, "Hey guys! Kels gonna give us advice on girls!"
"What? Neal I never said that…." But the crowd was forming already. * oh give it a chance Kel * she told herself * this could be fun * Kel clapped her hands together, "Class! Todays lesson will be on girls! And seeing how I am one, I will be your teacher."
"You're a GIRL?" asked Vinson, who acted shocked, "WOW! And all this time I thought the kin had just made a mistake and let a monkey become a page. Did you hear that guys? The lumps not a monkey, it's a GIRL!"
Kel ignored him, but let her Yamini face slide on, just in case. "I'm gonna teach you all the things you need to know about woman. 1. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her." A murmer of agreement spread through the classroom. * Wow! Kel thought "2. You must believe in womans free will. There is no choice." This time she didn't wait for their response. "3. Woman don't fail. We just find thousands of things that don't work. 4. Early to rise, early to bed Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. 5. If you treat woman right they will treat you right--ninety percent of the time. 6. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. 7. That which cometh from the heart goes to the heart 8. We'd rather have roses on our table than diamonds on our necks. 9. For most of history, Anonymous was a woman 10. Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. 11. And the most important people, listen up, When all else fails, look cute" There was a stunned silence, then..
"Could you repeat number 10?" it was a boy with dark hair, sitting in the back. So Kel did.
"hey!" someone called out, "Were we just insulted?" Kel laughed to herself, * I was right, this IS fun * Just then the bell rang. The boys dashed out of the classroom. * It's like my mom always says, 'if you can't control them, confuse them!' * Kel started to leave the classroom, when Prince Roland walked up to her.
"Kel" he started, "I was thinking about what you said in there, and I'm beginning to doubt the marriage my father arranged…."
Kel looked at him, "By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher."
"Huh?"
Kel shrugged, "heard it somewhere, most guys tell me its true."
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"Kel!" barked out her teacher, "What are the two most commen elements on earth?"
"um…" Kel could only remember one, hydrogen, but he demanded two, so she told him two, "hydrogen and stupidity." There was a chuckle from someone behind her, "but not necisarily in that order." Kel bowed and sat down.
The teacher scowled, "Kel, what are three words of defense against all men?"
"hold my purse?" questioned Kel, yamini face intact.
"You will answer my questions until you get one right! Even if it means keeping the whole class here after the bell! Now, what is a conscience?"
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns you that someone may be looking"
"Wrong! What does a black cat crossing your path mean?"
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Wrong! What did JB Keller decide to do?"
"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
"Wrong! If at first you don't suceed what should you do?"
"If at first you don't succeed, don't take any more stupid chances."
"Wrong! If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"Most likely sir."
"Wrong!"
"actually, I've found that quote to be true," came voice from the door. It was Eda Bell, "I've come to take Kel out of class for a moment."
"But she hasn't answered any questions right yet!"
"Are you sure? Maybe all of those were right, they were her opinions of your questions. Come on Kel, lets go."
"But that's not logical!"
"Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority."
Kel picked up her books and happily left the classroom, "What was it you wanted?"
"I heard about your little "all about women" speech that you made last period."
"How?"
"Some of the boys were taking notes, I just happened to find some on the ground, I must say though, it's taking effect. Look." She pointed inside a classroom, where a few boys were looking at a "How to be an archeologist" book. Kel almost died laughing, Eda just grinned, "And down in the market, 5 minutes ago, I saw one of the pages trading a diamond ring for the stores entire supply of roses."
"guys are way too impressionable."
"What?" came a voice from behind them. "I resent that remark!" It was Neal.
"What are you doing out of class!" hissed Kel.
"I left to get a drink of water." He replied simply.
"Bull."
"ok ok, I was bored so I ditched class."
"You did WHAT?!" kel was shocked.
"I ditched class,"he grineed sheepishly then added, "just like you did earlier."
Now it was Ead's turn to be amazed, "Kel, you ditched class?! And Neal, you did too?!!!!"
"At least I had a good reason." Defended Kel, "And Neal didn't have to follow my example!"
"No," agreed Eda, "but like you said, 'guys are way too impressionable'"
Then they both laughed, and walked down the hallway, toward Kel's classroom, leaving a very confused Neal in their wake. * Did I miss something? * he thought, before shrugging and returning to his own classroom.
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If there was any girl smashing, I apoligize. I was just in the mood for this kind of thing. R/R !!!!!!! And BTW: for any of you who read chpt 1 (and/or 2) of wish you were here nd hated it, don't worry, I think on a scale of 1- 10 that was a 1 and chpt 5 is a 6 (maybe) any way, I've definatly improved. Give me a 1-10 rating on all my fics please!!!!!
were here). I'm using a couple of quotes from who knows where in here.
Disclaimer: No, not mine. No that's not mine either, don't think that's mine,
OK its official! I OWN NADA.
Kel Ditches Class
Kel trudged wearily toward Ivor's classroom. Lord Wyldon had been particularly hard on Kel that day, she had the bumps and bruises to show it, and she wasn't looking forward to another boring mathematics lesson.
*Aren't I a sight * she thought, grinning, * Neal's gonna have a cow. *
A black haired boy ran past her, "Come on Kel!" Seavor shouted glancing behind at her, "Your gonna be late, and I think if you add any more punishment work you'll be working well into the yearly break!" Then he dashed into the classroom, leaving Kel standing in the middle of the hall, listening to the sound of the bell. * I might as well take my own sweet time, I'm gonna be late even if I ran the whole way. In fact… I could probably go take a quick shower, late is as late does, but a shower is time well wasted * Deciding that a shower sounded much better then a lecture, Kel headed to her room, *after all, I'll make it to class in plenty of time for the teacher to assign punishment duties, namely mine. * And with that "happy" thought Kel unlocked her door and called for Lalasa, who was very surprised to see Kel ditching class, to heat up some water for her bath.
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Kel stepped out into the empty hallway, her hair still damp, but she had rubbed some balm on her bruises, so she at least looked presentable now. * I'' gonna be in so much trouble! What was I thinking! Although… the shower DID feel really good. Slightly cold, but good. Make that great, lets just hope it was worth it * Kel took a deep breath and stepped into the classroom to find… a complete nuthouse. Owen was jumping on the desks and acting like a monkey, half the students jumped out of their seats and ran past Kel, into the hallway, the other half of the students were giving loud cheers and watching a fight that had broken out between Merric and Vinson. * I don't even wanna know * thought a dumbfounded Kel, * Why isn't Ivor stopping this? Where IS Ivor?? *
Kel looked around the classroom, then spotted Neal talking to the teachers desk. *What the..?? * She walked over, just in time to here him say, "So you see Master Ivor, the benefits of having our Prince marry a dinosaur is this, they would raise young TRex's, who would become our army, and those flying bird thingy mobobers that you were talking about, they would be our spies, and…."Kel cleared her throat impatiently, "…Mithros Kel! What did you do to yourself?! Come here."
"yes mom." Sighed Kel, "But if I fall asleep in my next class, I'll blame it on you, see if I won't." Neal reached over, and Kel immediately felt the cool strength of his gift. "There, that wasn't so bad now was it Kel?" She shrugged, than jumped as two arms wrapped around her, and gave her a gigantic hug.
"KEL!" shouted Ivor, "Finally! Someone normal to talk to!"
Kel laughed, "I must warn you though, I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation." Ivor looked confused, than laughed again, "Maybe not so normal, but better then THEM." He pointed to the boys in the corner, who were still fighting. "So you're not mad about me ditching half the class?" asked Kel.
"No, of course not!" Ivor leaned in close and whispered, "If I weren't the teacher I'd ditch it all." Then he straightened up. "I've decided, that today this will be a free class, I can't teach these animals," he said, staring at Owen, who was still jumping on the desks, "so why try?"
"Are you drunk?! Are you sick?!" asked Kel.
Neal wasn't so polite. "Are you NUTS?!!!!"
Ivor laughed again, "No I'm not crazy, sick of the students I guess, but not crazy. Now if you'll excuse me, these idiots are giving me a headache." He turned on his heel and walked into the backroom. Kel thought she heard a door lock. Neal looked at her, "Ok Kel, we boys need your help." Then he turned and shouted to the boys in the corner, "Hey guys! Kels gonna give us advice on girls!"
"What? Neal I never said that…." But the crowd was forming already. * oh give it a chance Kel * she told herself * this could be fun * Kel clapped her hands together, "Class! Todays lesson will be on girls! And seeing how I am one, I will be your teacher."
"You're a GIRL?" asked Vinson, who acted shocked, "WOW! And all this time I thought the kin had just made a mistake and let a monkey become a page. Did you hear that guys? The lumps not a monkey, it's a GIRL!"
Kel ignored him, but let her Yamini face slide on, just in case. "I'm gonna teach you all the things you need to know about woman. 1. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her." A murmer of agreement spread through the classroom. * Wow! Kel thought "2. You must believe in womans free will. There is no choice." This time she didn't wait for their response. "3. Woman don't fail. We just find thousands of things that don't work. 4. Early to rise, early to bed Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. 5. If you treat woman right they will treat you right--ninety percent of the time. 6. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. 7. That which cometh from the heart goes to the heart 8. We'd rather have roses on our table than diamonds on our necks. 9. For most of history, Anonymous was a woman 10. Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. 11. And the most important people, listen up, When all else fails, look cute" There was a stunned silence, then..
"Could you repeat number 10?" it was a boy with dark hair, sitting in the back. So Kel did.
"hey!" someone called out, "Were we just insulted?" Kel laughed to herself, * I was right, this IS fun * Just then the bell rang. The boys dashed out of the classroom. * It's like my mom always says, 'if you can't control them, confuse them!' * Kel started to leave the classroom, when Prince Roland walked up to her.
"Kel" he started, "I was thinking about what you said in there, and I'm beginning to doubt the marriage my father arranged…."
Kel looked at him, "By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher."
"Huh?"
Kel shrugged, "heard it somewhere, most guys tell me its true."
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"Kel!" barked out her teacher, "What are the two most commen elements on earth?"
"um…" Kel could only remember one, hydrogen, but he demanded two, so she told him two, "hydrogen and stupidity." There was a chuckle from someone behind her, "but not necisarily in that order." Kel bowed and sat down.
The teacher scowled, "Kel, what are three words of defense against all men?"
"hold my purse?" questioned Kel, yamini face intact.
"You will answer my questions until you get one right! Even if it means keeping the whole class here after the bell! Now, what is a conscience?"
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns you that someone may be looking"
"Wrong! What does a black cat crossing your path mean?"
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Wrong! What did JB Keller decide to do?"
"He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
"Wrong! If at first you don't suceed what should you do?"
"If at first you don't succeed, don't take any more stupid chances."
"Wrong! If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"Most likely sir."
"Wrong!"
"actually, I've found that quote to be true," came voice from the door. It was Eda Bell, "I've come to take Kel out of class for a moment."
"But she hasn't answered any questions right yet!"
"Are you sure? Maybe all of those were right, they were her opinions of your questions. Come on Kel, lets go."
"But that's not logical!"
"Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority."
Kel picked up her books and happily left the classroom, "What was it you wanted?"
"I heard about your little "all about women" speech that you made last period."
"How?"
"Some of the boys were taking notes, I just happened to find some on the ground, I must say though, it's taking effect. Look." She pointed inside a classroom, where a few boys were looking at a "How to be an archeologist" book. Kel almost died laughing, Eda just grinned, "And down in the market, 5 minutes ago, I saw one of the pages trading a diamond ring for the stores entire supply of roses."
"guys are way too impressionable."
"What?" came a voice from behind them. "I resent that remark!" It was Neal.
"What are you doing out of class!" hissed Kel.
"I left to get a drink of water." He replied simply.
"Bull."
"ok ok, I was bored so I ditched class."
"You did WHAT?!" kel was shocked.
"I ditched class,"he grineed sheepishly then added, "just like you did earlier."
Now it was Ead's turn to be amazed, "Kel, you ditched class?! And Neal, you did too?!!!!"
"At least I had a good reason." Defended Kel, "And Neal didn't have to follow my example!"
"No," agreed Eda, "but like you said, 'guys are way too impressionable'"
Then they both laughed, and walked down the hallway, toward Kel's classroom, leaving a very confused Neal in their wake. * Did I miss something? * he thought, before shrugging and returning to his own classroom.
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If there was any girl smashing, I apoligize. I was just in the mood for this kind of thing. R/R !!!!!!! And BTW: for any of you who read chpt 1 (and/or 2) of wish you were here nd hated it, don't worry, I think on a scale of 1- 10 that was a 1 and chpt 5 is a 6 (maybe) any way, I've definatly improved. Give me a 1-10 rating on all my fics please!!!!!