This is in Zoros POV.
Yaoi fangirls look for proof...
They look on youtube...
"Good morning, Nami-san...Allow me to have a good morning kiss..." Sanji closed his lips together, leaning forward for a kiss from Nami. His head resting on Zoros arm, actually leaning towards Zoro. The green-haired man wakes up shocked out of his mind as Sanji came closer and closer, until his eyes opened, 2 inches away from Zoro. They both screamed and got up. "TEMME!!! GET THAT FACE OF YOURS OUT OF MINE!!"
"THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!!" The two grabed each others shoulders and fought, yelling and screaming that it was the other persons fault for whatever might have happened.
They look on google...
"Finally! A Yaoi picture of Zoro and Sanji together!! Now to put it online and make it a hit!"
They write fanfictions...
"Should i add more details or would that make it rated 'M'?"
BUT THEYRE ALL LIES!! I WOULD NEVER BE WITH THIS DISGUSTING LOVE COOKEVEN IF IT GOT RID OF EVERY EVIDENCE OF YAOI ON FANSITES!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM--
"Zoro, youre overreacting. Ignore these things and you'll--"
"THATS THE PROBLEM NAMI!! THEYRE EVERYWHERE!! PHOTOBUCKET! GOOGLE! YOUTUBE! FANFICTION! NAME IT, YOU FIND ZOSAN YAOI!! I AM SICK OF THIS!!" I yelled in the witches face. That redheaded demon is way too calm about this, but i bet its because I've seen a drawing of hers of me and Love-cook holding hands. OOH! IF I EVER SEE ONE MORE YAOI PICTURE I'LL--
"Oi!!!!!! Zoro!!!!!! I found some cool artwork of you and Sanji! I'm not sure what youre doing but its cool art!!" That does it.
(screaming and hitting noises heard in the background)
"Next popular subject, ZoLu!!" (Nami smiles)
I just had to! XD Just imagine Zoro does this!! And I just wanted an excuse to put that ALMOST kissing scene on fanfiction.
I DO NOT OWN YOUTUBE, FANFICTION, GOOGLE, PHOTOBUCKET OR ONE PIECE.
AND I AM NOT A FAN OF YAOI.