This is just a crazy story about Vegeta while high on pot. Based on a
real life potheads story (I am not that pothead)
Insert Usual Disclaimer: A/N:Hello people. My name translated means
Android 21.I like being a fun loving cyborg that writes storys about
people on crack but don't cross me or you're next..mwahahahahahahaha
......anyways.....
The Sayians' Pothead Adventures through the Magickal Land of
Crack
By: Nijuuichi-gou
Vegeta was walking home from sparring with Kakarott when a young
figure stepped out of the shadows."Hey can you take care of this for
me?" he asked,searching around frantically for something after handing
Vegeta a big plasitc baggy.Before Vegeta could protest the boy said
"Thanks...meet me in the park tomorrow...bye." he ran away after
quickly finishing.Vegeta inspected the green substance inside the large
ziplock bag.::I bet the onna will know what this is.::he thought taking
to the air.
"Vegeta...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING BRINGING
THAT INTO MY HOUSE? Take that over to Goku's house if you wanna
smoke it!" Bulma yelled pointing to the door. Vegeta looked puzzled
at the least but flew back to Goku's none the less." Hey Kakarott!
Bulma sent me over here because I brought this in the house." he said
to Goku once they got into the house."Ohhh...gimme!"he said snatching
the bag from Vegeta."What the hell is it?" Vegeta asked. Goku stared
at the older sayian and an evil idea popped into his head.::Oohhh.And
ChiChi IS making brownies.::
"It's a secret ingredient to Chi's brownie's."he explained
with an evil grin on his face."Here's the thing though,Chi doesn't
like me making brownies with this particular special ingredient so..."
Goku explained what they were to do. vegeta was confused but did
what he said anyways.When ChiChi left the room Vegeta stealthily
snuck up to the large mixing bowl and emptied the bag's contents into
it and then stirred vigorously.Meanwhile Goku was on the visa-phone
upstairs and as soon as Gohan picked up Goku said "Mom's making
'BROWNIES'."and with a wink he hung up the phone.Gohan's grin
enlarged as he flew out the window of his Satan City apartment.
Vegeta was on the phone downstairs and when Trunks picked up the
phone he simply explained "Kakarott says for you to come over here...
now,alone.Don't let Bra con you into bringing her." and hung up.
BACK UPSTAIRS...
Goku peeked into Goten's room and excitedly cried "Goten! Brownies!
NOW!" Goten's eyes grew wide and he jumped up from his seat. Every
one arrived in the kitchen as ChiChi opened her mouth to call for the
boys.Goku reached up and grabbed the three tins of brownies from her
and with a quick kiss on the cheek said"We're gonna take these upstairs
Chi."With that all five of the sayians fled into the room that used to be
Gohan's room and locked the door.
TO BE CONTINUED...
real life potheads story (I am not that pothead)
Insert Usual Disclaimer: A/N:Hello people. My name translated means
Android 21.I like being a fun loving cyborg that writes storys about
people on crack but don't cross me or you're next..mwahahahahahahaha
......anyways.....
The Sayians' Pothead Adventures through the Magickal Land of
Crack
By: Nijuuichi-gou
Vegeta was walking home from sparring with Kakarott when a young
figure stepped out of the shadows."Hey can you take care of this for
me?" he asked,searching around frantically for something after handing
Vegeta a big plasitc baggy.Before Vegeta could protest the boy said
"Thanks...meet me in the park tomorrow...bye." he ran away after
quickly finishing.Vegeta inspected the green substance inside the large
ziplock bag.::I bet the onna will know what this is.::he thought taking
to the air.
"Vegeta...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING BRINGING
THAT INTO MY HOUSE? Take that over to Goku's house if you wanna
smoke it!" Bulma yelled pointing to the door. Vegeta looked puzzled
at the least but flew back to Goku's none the less." Hey Kakarott!
Bulma sent me over here because I brought this in the house." he said
to Goku once they got into the house."Ohhh...gimme!"he said snatching
the bag from Vegeta."What the hell is it?" Vegeta asked. Goku stared
at the older sayian and an evil idea popped into his head.::Oohhh.And
ChiChi IS making brownies.::
"It's a secret ingredient to Chi's brownie's."he explained
with an evil grin on his face."Here's the thing though,Chi doesn't
like me making brownies with this particular special ingredient so..."
Goku explained what they were to do. vegeta was confused but did
what he said anyways.When ChiChi left the room Vegeta stealthily
snuck up to the large mixing bowl and emptied the bag's contents into
it and then stirred vigorously.Meanwhile Goku was on the visa-phone
upstairs and as soon as Gohan picked up Goku said "Mom's making
'BROWNIES'."and with a wink he hung up the phone.Gohan's grin
enlarged as he flew out the window of his Satan City apartment.
Vegeta was on the phone downstairs and when Trunks picked up the
phone he simply explained "Kakarott says for you to come over here...
now,alone.Don't let Bra con you into bringing her." and hung up.
BACK UPSTAIRS...
Goku peeked into Goten's room and excitedly cried "Goten! Brownies!
NOW!" Goten's eyes grew wide and he jumped up from his seat. Every
one arrived in the kitchen as ChiChi opened her mouth to call for the
boys.Goku reached up and grabbed the three tins of brownies from her
and with a quick kiss on the cheek said"We're gonna take these upstairs
Chi."With that all five of the sayians fled into the room that used to be
Gohan's room and locked the door.
TO BE CONTINUED...