Ice: I have no Idea why I wote this. Really I don't. I know it is short.
Disclaimer: No I don't own them. I just own the story that I have no idea why I wote.
Zoey was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Zoey, who created the universe?''
When Zoey didn't stir, little Kish, a little bit evil boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pen and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Zoey and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Zoey fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Zoey, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Zoey didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Kish came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Zoey and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Zoey fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Zoey a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Kish jabbed her with the pen. This time Zoey jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
Kish and the Teacher fainted.
Ice: I have a BAD sense of humor.