HOW TO BE EBIL
Sasouku's View
Hey wazup nightshade and I think the world is too soft. So we're akatsukiatizing everyone (if that is even possible)
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Sasoku: (wacks ruler on table) class is now in session
Nightshade: yeah so shut up fools!
Sasoku:ok………
Nightshade:…. what I was trying something new!
Sasoku: take you seats everyone!
Everyone: (finds a seat and stops talking)
Sasoku: before we begin, are there any questions?
Dosu: are there any rules?
Sasoku: (throws kunai at head) yes, rule #1…no talking without permission
Naruto: (raises hand)
Nightshade: yes naruto
Naruto: IS THERE ANY RAMEN? I LOVE RAMEN!
Nightshade: good lord boy! You're going to break my eardrums!!!!
Naruto: BUT I LOVE RAMEN SOOOOOO MUCH! (looks around for ramen)
Sasoku: can't I just kill him already?
Nightshade: sure why not, I mean it's not like we're loosing anyone important right?
Sasoku: Yeeeeaaahhhhhh, nothing ever happened…
Sasoku: (about to kill naruto)
Nightshade: WAIT! You got the last one, I want this one.
Sasoku:… alright
Sasoku: (hands Nightshade kunai)
Nightshade: no thanks I've got my own weapon (pulls foldable pocket machine gun)
Sasoku: (stares in awe at his weapon) holy snap)
Nightshade: (kills naruto by making him Swiss cheese)
Nightshade:…what?
Sasuke: It's not a rule that you die if you are stupid and loud
Sasoku and Nightsade: (looks scared at kids)
Sasoku: (sasoku Scribbles rule on rule chart)
Sasuke: ohhhhhhhh… never mind
Sasoku: before anyone else dies, let's take attendance
Sasoku: okaaaaaay… Sasuke
Sasuke: here
Sasoku: Sakura
Sakura: here
The rest of the people were orochimaru, Dosu kinuta, and Naruto uzumaki, ibiki (he wanted more torture tips), konohamaru, moegi, udon, shikamaru, choji (he was here because he was told that there was free food…which there wasn't) and neji.
Sasoku: Okay everyone's here…well except for Naruto and Dosu…but we all know what happened to them…
Everyone: heheheheheheheheh….
Sasoku:… I love this class already!!!
A few chatty minutes later…
Sasoku: The first thing about being super ebil is you have to be a swami
Everyone: What?!
Sasoku: it's true (he is obviously lying)
Sasoku: (takes out swami hat and puts it on)
Sasoku:
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM
Nightshade: (does same thing and says)
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHMMMMMM
Class: (slaps head but does it anyway)
Time starts to unfold and the very fabrics of time unravel
Sasoku: HOLY CRUD!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!!!!!!
Everyone: YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sasoku's View
How'd you like it? I think it was a little funnier than my other story and I hoped you like it! Oh and things are going to get even crazier in the second chapter! (if that is even possible)