A/N: Mizu is my OC lol- the newest member of Akatsuki and a girl! Shez really pretty w/ blue hair yellow eyes that get red when she's angry. She has a little bit of the Kyuubi cause she touched its chakra when it destroyed Konoha.
Ch1. Feelngs.
Mizu twirled around the Akatsuki base in her pretty maid dress and choker collar. She was from the village of the Cats and so she had cat ears and a cat tail, but she tried to hide them because she was persecuted for her appearance. Nobody liked the legendary cat-people, even though she was the last of her kind.
She came across Deidara and Sasori's grandmother in the kitchen, making out, and she walked inside and screamed, "KYAHH! KAWAII DESUNE~" Even though it wasn't kawaii desu-ne in the least, as Chiyo was old and wrinkled. Mizu was confused about why such a hot young blonde as Deidara would go for an old bag like her.
Mizu hopped in the kitchen and Deidara broke away from Chiyo's wrinkled lips. A heavy blush spread across his face quickly, and he snapped at Mizu, "What're you doing in here?"
Deidara's POV:
OMGOMGOMG! UN UN UN DID SHE NOTICE ME WITH SASORI'S GRANDMA? WHAT IF SHE TELLS DANNA? HE'LL RAPE ME FOR SURE! UNNNNNN SAVE MEEEEE-
Mizu's POV:
"Oh, I was just hanging around." Mizu answered, hoping she sounded sufficiently placating to calm Deidara. She didn't feel like being blown to shreds her first week as a member of the criminal organization Akatsuki.
Chiyo just waved her hand at Mizu and laughed vibrantly. "Get your young bitch ass outta here, girlie!" She demanded. Mizu's cat ears fell flat against her head and she turned and left the room meekly, tail swishing to and fro in the lack of breeze.
"Now, where were we…" Chiyo grinned playfully, turning back to Deidara, and grabbed him around the waist. Deidara winced, helpless against her forceful grip. "C-Chiyo-samaa~" He gasped as she invaded his mouth with her tongue. The old-woman taste was heavenly.