Hello fellow readers and let be the first to introduce my first ever miniseries!

Now how does this separate from my other full-length crossover works? Well this story doesn't have any real story to it, it's mostly just for fun so don't expect anything grandeur. As for how I got the inspiration for this crossover? Don't ask me how; my imagination is like a freakin pinball machine!

Here are some important notes before you read.

-This is mostly just going to be everyone's favorite manly Australian pulverizing the infuriating bosses from Bloodborne. You guys remember that South Park episode where they had Russel Crowe beat the living shit out of everyone he met? I'm sorta paying homage to that.

-Don't expect these fights to be long and detailed, Saxton is horrendously OP in the TF2 universe and this is just for giggles.

-I will be doing all of the bosses from Bloodborne. Main, Optional, Chalice Dungeons and Old Hunters.

-Just have fun reading it!

Team Fortress 2 and Bloodborne belong to their respective owners. I do not own either of them.

Hunt #1

The Cleric Beast

CENTRAL YHARNAM-GREAT BRIDGE

The Hunter skidded across the cobblestone bridge like a skipping stone; battered, bloodied and beaten. He had braved most of the afflicted horrors in Yharnam but this…beast was unlike anything he had encountered. Cursing his overconfidence, he could only watch as the building sized monstrosity slowly lumbered over to his prone form.

The Cleric Beast stared at his prey, sensing its shallow breathing. It raised its massive left arm over its head with the intent to smash the Hunter into a fine red mist. The Hunter closed his eyes and waited for the inevitable. The beast was just about to bring its fist down upon the Hunter when it started to hear the sounds of footsteps approaching it at a brisk pace. It looked towards the archway-

"SAAAAAAAAAXTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!"

THWOCK

The beast was stuck across the face so hard that it sent most of its fangs flying and slammed into the massive gates behind it with earthshaking force! The Hunter blinked in confusion and then heard a hearty laugh.

"Well I'll be damned! That bloke was lighter than paper!"

The Hunter looked up and was greeted with the most bizarre sight he had seen in a while. Standing above him was a shirtless, mustached man with rippling muscles and wearing light brown shorts. He also wore a hat the Hunter never saw before and the man had strangely shaped chest hair. One noticeable factor the Hunter took into account was that the odd looking man had no weapons on him.

Grinning broadly, Hale looked down at the Hunter and raised an eyebrow. "Crikey! No wonder you lost to this galoot, you're as skinny as a pencil!"

The Hunter could only blink in confusion. The sound of growling alerted his attention and he whirled around to see the beast getting up with a furious look on its features.

"SKRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!"

"You best get on outta here, mate. I like this beastie's pepper sauce!" The man said eagerly as he cracked his knuckles. Screeching again, the monster leaped high into the air with its oversized fist aimed right at its prey. As the creature plummeted down to the earth, the Hunter fled for his life while the strange man stood his ground.

For Saxton Hale, he was having the time of his life.

He quickly dived out of the way as the monster's fist crashed down into the cobblestone walkway and he followed up with a kick and snapped it's right leg! It howled in fury and pain as it swung its fist at the man, only for him to catch it with his bare and throw it over his shoulder and right into the archway! The archway crumbled atop the creature and it threw the chunks at the man, only for him to punch them right out of the air!

Saxton laughed boisterously as the creature threw itself at him again, intending to crush him with its massive fist. Just as it threw out its fist, Saxton punched it so hard that completely shattered its fingers! Saxton took advantage of it's brief confusion and jumped up on the beat's back and grabbed it by it's gnarled antlers.

"Now for my personal favorite: NECK SNAP!"

CRUNCH

Saxton twisted it's head 360 degrees and then leapt off of its corpse as it slumped over. As Hale walked off, it suddenly sprung up and quickly began crawling towards the Australian in a last ditch effort to kill him! Needless to say, Hale was mildly surprised to see anything survive his neck snap.

"Well…that's new." Saxton noted as he grinned. As the beast drew closer, the CEO of Mann Co. wound up his arm and when it closed the distance, he uppercutted its head off! Saxton chuckled victoriously as the head fell to the ground and its body fell over backwards.

"I think you'll fit just nicely above my fireplace!" He said eagerly as he nudged the decapitated head with his foot. He got out his mobile phone (a brick phone) and called his assistant/butler/manservant, Mr. Bidwell.

"Bidwell? It's me, Hale. I'm gonna be spendin' a bit more time here in Yarna-Yarny…whatever it's bloody called. Why? It's my vacation, Bidwell! It's not every day I get to unwind! Anyway, I'm gonna need you to send in my taxidermists; I bagged me a right tough as nails monster! But before you send em' in, tell them to wear HAZMAT suits. There's some sorta hay fever goin' around this town…"

The Hunter continued to stare in stupefied silence at what he just saw. The strange man continued to speak into the device, having seemingly forgotten about the Hunter's presence. Saxton finished his call and turned to the oddly dressed transient he saved earlier.

"Hey, mate. You wouldn't happen to know where I can find something that's more a challenge, would ya?" He asked as he pointed his thumb over to the dead carcass of the beast he had just slain.

The Hunter was unsure of how to answer that. He silently went over to the side of the bridge and pointed down to the Central Yharnam Aqueduct. Hale looked down from the bridge and saw a boar the size of a grizzly bear snacking on a fresh corpse. His eyes lit up like it was Smissmas Day!

"STREWTH! I haven't seen a boar that big since The Sydney Warthog Invasion!" Saxton gasped in excitement. "Good on ya, mate! I'll be sure to sign you up for our Elite Customer Service! Might be able to get you some better weapons than those gardening tools you're usin'!" He said ecstatically as he pointed to the Hunter's Saw Cleaver.

Saxton jumped off the bridge to the Hunter's shock and he plummeted down towards the Maneater Boar that had just enough to look up!

"Oink?"

"I'M HAVING PORK CUTLETS TONIGHT!"

To be continued…

Stay tuned for more hunts, folks! Hale's just getting started!

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