First off, thanks for reading this! Nobody reads my stuff, ANYWHERE, so it's pretty mega when someone reads my stuff. I haven't written any fanfics in over a year, but I'm a lot better at writing now than I was. Hope you enjoy...
THE DRESS
By jarhardar290
Mount Olympus, New York, New Yoooorr- *gunshot is heard, Frank Sinatra falls to the floor*
It was a relatively quiet day in the halls of the gods. Zeus and Poseidon were conversing of the effects of the effects of additional cabins in Camp Half Blood, and how it would affect everyday activities in small ways. Demeter was playing with some plants, and Aphrodite was fawning over the beauty of the plants. Ares however, was had nothing to do. The most violent wars right now were of computers and missles. No blood, it was too impersonal. No glory. He needed to start a new conflict. Not even a war, but just enough to bring violent chaos. "That flower is purple!" Aphrodite cried, bring Aren out of his plotting. "No no, it's violet!" Demeter insisted, pointing at a tiny, incredibly cute orchid. As Ares watched the two bicker, a evil grin spread on his scarred face. "Oh Aprhodite dear, will you please come here?" He slyly pleaded.
The next day, at Camp Half Blood, Aprodite cabin
Piper McLean woke with a odd feeling. When she sat up in her bed, she realized she wasn't in her normal baggy pajamas, but was in a beautiful, white and gold dress. She looked around, and saw everyone else was wearing some form of the pattern. She rose from bed, and walked out of the cabin, sensing that a blessing of cleanliness had come with the dress. "Why did this happen to us?" She wondered out loud. "Oh yeah, Aphrodite won capture the flag last night for the first time in a year. Piper quickly thanked her mother, and walked over to Cabin One. "Jason is going to melt when he sees me" she giggled. Normally, she didn't feel natural in her mother's clothes, but this dress felt right. She couldn't explain how well fitted it felt. She knocked on the door of the cabin. She heard a tired "Come in!",from inside.
Jason rolled out of bed and onto the floor with a thud, grunting in pain. He was fully awake in secconds , s skill learnt from the legion. He stood up and saw Piper in the doorway. He froze, mesmerized by her sheer amount of fabulousness, while she blushed at him. " Uh. You look...Nice." He muttered, without thinking. Piper laughed and stepped toward him, their noses an inch apart. "Nice huh? How nice?" She whispered, putting her hand on his shoulders, smiling at him. Now it was Jason's turn to blush. "More than nice! Perfect! You're the most perfect girl ever! I'm rambling shut me up before I say something weird!" He blurted out, lost in her eyes. Piper responded by leaning in and pressing her lips to his, as Jason put his hands on her waist. His fingertips felt like fire on her skin, as she shuddered at his touch. Jason felt this, and groaned into her lips. They separated for air, holding each other in their arms. "So, what do you think of the dress?" She asked, hissing the ssss in his ear. "It's uh, it's beautiful. Like you. I love the black. And the blue." He said, tracing circles on her thighs. Piper gave him a flirtatious but off look. "Black and blue, honey? You need your eyes checked. It's white and gold." And with that, let her hands slide down his chest and walked out of his cabin.
Elsewhere
Drew was chatting up some Hermes kid, toying around with him,when she told him to say she looked sexy. The boy hesitantly complied. "Drew, nobody could look as sexy as you do in that white, golden dress." He said, absorbed in her eyes. Drew slapped him and stormed away. "Don't try messing with me, it's freakin black and blue!"
At lunch
Chiron was out for the week at Party Ponies 2016, Dallas. Annabeth was put in charge to make sure nobody died or anything. But she did have to yell. A lot. "Hey! Stop throwing things! Stolls! Get out of the rafters! PERCY! What have I told you about not cutting your food before you swallow it!" This last comment garnered a few "OHHH!"s from the campers. "AND APHRODITE! YOUVE BEEN YELLING THE WHOLE TIME! Care to tell us what is so important?" She screamed, silencing the whole room. Piper angrily stood up. "Drew and some others keep on saying these dresses are black and blue!" Annabeth scoffed. "Drew, quit it. It's obviously black and blue. " Percy stood up and laughed "Maybe the jobs a little to stressful, Wise Girl. It's white and gold duh." Half the people agreed with him, while the other half screamed at him to shut up. "BLACK AND BLUE!" Clarisse yelled, throwing a knife at Percy. It stuck in the wall behind him. Percy just gave her a cold stare. "White," he pulled out his pen. "And," he uncapped it, Riptide expanding to its full length. "GOLD!" He yelled, jumping up on the table, raising his sword high. The room exploded into pandemonium in secconds.
Okay, thanks for reading this, I hope you enjoyed it. Please, leave a review, or even give this story a follow, becuase I WILL be adding new chapters soon! Stay tuned to see how much worse this will get! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)