"Yuki, I just don't think this will work." Ryuto sighed as he, Yuki Kaii, and Oliver were playing in Yuki's room. "I mean, the Daughter of Evil thing is... well, Rin's thing."
"Yeah, but I sing evil songs cuter, therefore, I will rule the human race." Yuki grinned evilly.
"That's great..." Oliver muttered sarcastically.
Yuki stuck her tongue out at Oliver. "You two be quiet! Oliver, get me some apples!"
Oliver saluted before running out to get the precious apples.
"Ryuto, swab the poop deck!"
"We're not playing pirates, Yuki." Ryuto groaned.
"... I knew that."
"This is boring! I'm going to see what the others are up to!" Ryuto declared as he walked out of Yuki's room.
"FINE! I guess Oliver and I will have fun WITHOUT YOU!" Yuki yelled after him. "Stupid boys..."
Ryuto hopped down the stairs and turned the corner. "Hey guys I-"
He stared at the group as Rin was trying to give Len pigtails, Miku was putting negi into the ice cream Kaito offered her while Kaito was complaining, and Meiko was drinking a ton of sake.
"... ok..." Ryuto said as he slowly backed away...
... only to get trampled by Yuki and Oliver as they ran by.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU OLIVER!"
"I didn't mean to! Don't hurt me!" Oliver whined.
"Woah woah hey break it up you two!" Meiko said as she grabbed Yuki while Kaito guarded Oliver.
"What happened?" Miku asked.
"HE WON'T OBEY ME!" Yuki yelled.
"I keep asking her if we can play something else, cause I don't want to be the Servant of Evil!" Oliver sniffed.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Len." Rin said. "Get the roadroller."
"Is that really necessar-"
"I said get it!" Rin snapped.
"Woah, hey, calm down everyone, why don't we play something else?" Meiko asked.
"Ok." Rin replied. "Burn down the witch. I volunteer Miku to be the witch."
"HEY!"
"I am sick and tired of your stupid negi. It. Smells."
"Well, have you ever thought about how I would be sick and tired of your oranges!?"
"HEY! YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY ORANGES!"
"THAT'S IT! YOUR GOING DOWN KAGAMINE!" Miku yelled as she pulled out a katana.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... where did you get a kata-"
"Not important."
As everyone continued fighting, Len, Kaito, and Meiko quietly slipped away.
"Want to go to that new curry place that just opened up?" Len whispered.
"As long as they have icecream." Kaito agreed.
"And sake." Meiko added. "Tons of sake."
I dunno, just some short, random fanfic cause I'm bored. Hoped you enjoyed.
