High School Happenings
Chapter 1::: Damiens POV
-September 13th
Today was the first day of High School. Lame. Ass. Waste. Of. Time.
Oh well. I got to see Pip undress in the locker rooms. ;) He slapped me when I tried to 'molest' him, as he put it.
Oh and when I was walking to first period with Pip, I saw Tweek spazz out and fall down some stairs. Craig, of course went to play the role of 'knight in shinning armor' and helped him up.
For first period I had P.E., which is where I 'molested' Pip. Good times. But the teacher was a total Pillow-biter! He made me sit out of the game of dodge ball because I 'gave Eric Cartman a life threatening injury.' Pshhh. His eyes were barley bleeding. Stupid mortals.
Then when I was putting my stuff in my locker and getting my books for 2nd period, Stan and Kyle were rutting against each other like bitches in heat against my locker. Needless to say, they got a rude awakening.
Then at my second period, Math my teacher threw a cross at me! What. The. Fuck? That shit stings! Oh, and then Kenny tried flirting with Bebe and got slapped and kicked in the dick! HA! I guess I'll see him in hell later.
I wish the stupidness ended there, I really do. But no. On my way to third period I had to take a piss, so I walked into the bathroom and guess what I saw? Cartman and Wendy, making out. FUCKING BARF!
So then I went to History (which thankfully I had with Pipers). Boring! This Bastard teacher spent ALL HOUR talking about how America it the best! I've been to these 'third world country's' and they are WAY better then fucking America. So sense I wasn't listening, I passed notes with Pip. Pip was kinda mad at me for me molesting him. I just blamed my demonic hormones. You should of seen how red his face was when I told him that. Fucking priceless.
At lunch my tail came out because I was starving enough to eat EVERYONE in the building. Yea that got some stares. My tail is really long, red, and it has a pointy tip so, kinda hard to hide. Anyways no one had to be murdered for my benefit because, thankfully Chef understood my 'diet' and always gave me a raw steak for lunch.
Then for 4th period which was language arts, I got to spend my hour by listening to other people telling their favorite color, food, blah, blah. I hate it when teachers make you tell them stuff about you on the first day. This isn't kindergarten bitch. But I got a few laughs at her expression when I told her that my favorite food was catholic.
5th period was science. I had Token and Clyde in this class. Is it just me or...is there something going on between them that's more than just 'friends'? Oh well. This year we can blow shit up. Awesome.
6th period was my elective art. I only took this pussy class because Pip did. My dad called it 'cute'. I hate cute.
Anyways, Pip's gonna come over in about 5 minutes to help me do homework so fuck off.
-Damien
