Oops.
by Snake Girl and Delacour6

Disclaimer: We own nada except for the idea of pencils.

We know that it's been done before, but here is what happens when some Harry Potter characters... um... mess up very badly. Ciao!

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Sirius: I thought you'd come and help your friend. Your father would have done the same thing for me. Brave of you not to run for a teacher. I'm grateful... It will make everything much easier.

Harry: My name is Harry Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Sirius: You must be that little brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago.

Harry: Are you a pencil?

Director: Cut! Try it again!

Sirius: I'm grateful... It will make everything much easier.

Harry: You killed my father!

Sirius: No! I am your father. Join me now and we can rule this galaxy as fath-

Director: Cut! Take 2019!

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Narrator: Harry didn't miss a single one and Wood was delighted.

Wood: The Quidditch cup'll have our name on it this-

Harry: The pencils are coming, the pencils are coming! Wait- I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!

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Narrator: A long flame shot suddenly into the air and born upon it was another piece of parchment. Automatically it seemed, Dumbledore reached out a long hand and seized the parchment. He held it out and stared at the name written upon it.

Dumbledore: Harry Pencil.

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Lupin: I was just showing Harry my grindylow.

Snape: Fascinating. You should drink that directly, Lupin.

Lupin: Yes, yes. I will.

Snape: Drink the pencils up, Lupin. Drink ail the pencils up!!!!!!!

Director: What?

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Harry: Dobby! What are you doing here?

Dobby: Dobby has come to work at Hogwarts, sir. Professor Dumbledore gave Dobby and Winky jobs, sir.

Harry: Winky? She's here too?

Dobby: Yes, sir, yes!

Winky: Pencils of the world......... UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron: What's a pencil?

Director: Yeah, what is a pencil?

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FINIS


A/Ns: Hope you liked it! It was my sister's (Delacour6's) idea! I promise! It wasn't me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Please don't hurt me! Flames, yes. Hurt, no! -Snake Girl