Reader: Be the troll.

Okay, the reader can totally do that.

You are now a troll.

This makes no sense to you because you are sure that you have never been anything else in your entire life but a troll. But whatever, you are tired and miserable as shit. Because of this you will treat everything and everyone as shit.

Troll: Be less of a whiny asshole.

You wonder what makes you a whiny asshole. You just got through an entire game and beat it like a boss. Now you find yourself on some ridiculous lab with a huge four panel screen. You find a nice piece of equipment which you plan to lodge right at the screen.

Screen: Flicker.

Troll: Flip the fuck out.

Oh you can definitely do this. What was that even about? Why did that screen . . .?

One panel flickers to an island.

Troll: Focus on the panel.

You focus on the panel and turn a knob to zoom in. You continue this until you can focus on a . . . is that a hive? It's a very complex hive if anything.

Troll: Zoom in even closer.

You zoom in and start to find living creatures.

Troll: Focus on the creatures already!

Alright! Alright! You don't understand why these creatures are so important.

Troll: Suddenly realize why the creatures are so important.

Oh wait a second. These are humans. You can't believe that you have found humans!

What are humans doing on this screen?

Troll: Observe Humans for a while.

You find the urge to observe these fascinating aliens. When you have talked to humans before they have always interested you.

Troll: Find the human wigglers. Focus on them.

You turn the knob and focus on two human wigglers. You know that in their language they are called "Children," but you do not care right now. You also notice that the creatures look oddly similar and familiar, but you cannot place it right now.

Troll: Watch the "Children."

You watch them and one of the children is fighting with a full grown human. You believe that the "child" is a male and is fighting with a human female, or a "woman."

The "woman" is apparently trying to force the "boy" (that is a male child is called, you are so good at this shit), and is constantly pushing a pastry toward his face.

The other "child", a "girl," is trying to calm down the boy. Hmmm, maybe you are watching an auspistice in the making.

The "woman" says something that makes the "boy" stop. She hands over the pastry and he takes it disdainfully. He then gets a mischievous facial expression and chucks the pastry into the "woman's" face. The "girl" giggles.

You swear that you thought she was going to kill them right there.

However, the "woman" instead sighs and points in the upward direction that the children follow.

Panel: Follow the "children."

As the panel you conquer this miraculously.

Troll: Continue to watch the human "children."

Why would you ever stop? You watch as the "girl" tries to comfort the "boy." It has no affect. The boy continues to rant about in words you cannot hear. You really wish that you could hear the words. They could quite frankly be the sweetest words of hate that you would ever hear.

You then realize something about the two humans; they are "siblings." "Siblings" are when two humans reproduce more than once and create similar "children." You remember this being explained to you once by a human.

The panel then skips a couple of days and goes a nighttime mode.

Many humans are now in the hive, or "house," and are communicating very politely with one another. Perhaps this is a festival, or what you heard are called parties?

One of the guests that you think has had too much to drink from the liquid that is served here is getting ready to leave in a human flying machine. A pretty low tech one at that.

While the drunk human climbs into the machine, you notice that the "boy" is climbing in as well. No one is even noticing this!

The "boy" however is getting watched by the "girl" who looks very upset right now. The "boy" gestures to the "girl" to come with him.

But she refuses.

The "boy" says goodbye as the machine takes him far away off the island.

Panel: Show a montage of the "boy's" next few years.

The troll watches the panel as it shows him the "boy" growing up into a "man." As the years go by, you watch as the "boy" stands around the streets talking to people and making them laugh. The people in response hand the "boy" coins.

The panel ends at a time where the "man" is seen in front of a small store advertising comedic goods.

He is smiling because he knows that today is going to be a good day.

==Be John.

Alright so this is my prologue to John's Story. And yes, there is going to be some JohnxVriska. I have been trying to get this as close to the story as I can, but that being said I have already changed part of my plot. However, it still works.

The troll will be popping up later, and when she does the story will be in this kind of form. I think when I am talking through John I will use a more normal writing format, or something.

Any comments are appreciated.

I do not own Homestuck.