This is just the start of a little ficlet/drabble of mine I'm going to be updating frequently.

This is just a few letters from the characters of Harry Potter to the Authors of Fanfiction or "To whom it may concern." I'll point out now it's a humour/parody fic, so don't take anything to seriously. It's basically just about the strange things people will write about these characters. :)

Disclaimer: I own nothing, all rights reserved


Dear Fanfiction Authors or to whom it may concern,

I will not, nor have I ever, had any sexual or romantic relationships with my mortal enemies such as Vodemort, Snape or Draco Malfoy

- Yours truly, Harry Potter


Read & Review please!