hey! lost conversation between Ron & Hermione. Ron did something to Snape, Snape threatens, Ron sees him (whilst with Hermione) and drags her into the broom cupboard. It's set during HPB when Ron is dating Lavender (ugh!) and a very interesting conversation ensues! enjoy!
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H: Ow, Ron! You just stepped on my foot!
R: Sorry, 'Mione, I can't see a bloody thing in here it's so dark!
H: Don't swear, for the last time! You know I don't like it when you do that!
R: Sorry, again. Good thing that this was here when Snape came, eh?
H: Tell me exactly, why we're running from Professor Snape?
R: ...He just scares me, is all.
H: Ronald, I can't even see you and I know you're lying. Tell me why you don't want to see him!
R: *mumbling* .
H: ...say that again, but slower.
R: Because I put a locking charm on his door and put an annoying Muggle music on and he found out who did it and told me that he wanted to kill me.
H: Well, why on Earth would you do that?
R: 'Cause I thought it'd be funny, alright?
H: Well, you know what Snape's like when he gets wound up! What if he reports you to Professor Dumbledore?
R: *nonchalantly* Old Dumbledore won't do much. He doesn't scare me.
H: Hphm...Well, what if he tells Professor McGonagall?
R: ...Oh dear god, I'm screwed.
H: *smirking* told you so.
R: Oh, stop smirking, Hermione! You always have to be bloody right, don't you? You're right about Snape, right about classes, right about everything! You think you bloody well know everything in the entire bloody world, don't you? You're not as perfect as you think you are, Hermione!
*SILENCE*
H: *close to tears* Well, Ronald, if that's the way you think of me, then maybe we shouldn't be friends!
*MORE SILENCE*
R: Hermione?
H: What? I thought you didn't want to talk to me anymore?
R: well, I'm practically breathing onto you, so it's a smidge hard not to. But I do still want to be your friend. Even if you are a bossy girl. And even if you are always right. I'm sorry.
*EVEN MORE SILENCE*
H: That's okay Ron. Oh, and, three things. 1) Never, under any circumstances, use the term 'breathing onto you' in my presence. 2) I would imagine that Professor Snape is gone so we can get out and 3) Won't Lavender be looking for you?
R: *groans* Oh, bugger! Lavender! Can't I just stay here? It's so much nicer in here than out there with that ravishing beast!
H: *giggles* Now, Ronald, that is your girlfriend...
R: *mumbling* wish she wasn't.
*SOUND OF HAND HITTING ARM*
R: Ow! What was that for?
H: You are dating Lavender! You should be grateful that you have a girlfriend! Especially one that loves you as much as Lavender does!
R: But she's so bloody annoying-
H: Stop swearing, Ronald!
R –and all she wants to do is snog! It gets annoying!
H: ...So you don't like dating her?
R: Course not!
H: Well, is there another girl you like?
R: Oh, well, um...Not...at the moment, I s'pose.
H: Oh.
*EVEN MORE SILENCE*
R: 'Mione?
H: Yes, Ron?
R: I...I think Professor Snape is gone.
H: So we can get out of this stupid broom closet that you shoved me in?
R: Yes we can.
H: Alright, I'll open the door and check, and then we can get out.
*SOUND OF DOOR OPENING & CLOSING*
R: Is it clear?
H: Yes. We can go back now.
R: Wicked! *goes to leave*
H: Ron, wait!
R: What's the matter?
H: You should dump Lavender if you don't like being with her. You're hurting more than just yourself by staying with her.
R: Oh, um, okay. Thanks 'Mione. *leaves*
H: *sighs* No problem, Ron. *leaves too*
