Yo, what's up! I'm here with another scumbag story. I didn't think this website had a seperate thing for Minecraft Story mode! Hm. Now this is yet another scumbag story for those that have been waiting for it. Thanks for reading. Feel free to review.

This is from the point of view of the female Jesse.


Jesse was chilling at her house with one of her best friends, Olivia, as she practiced with her wooden sword as she continually hit a homemade dummy.

"Would you rather fighta hundred chicken sized zombies or ten zombie sized chickens?" asked Olivia. "Just to be clear, you wouldn't have any armor or weapons, so that means fighting them with your hands."

"Chickens!" said Jesse. "I'm only saying that because I'm starving. Where's that fat bastard at with my BBQ? I swear if that asshole spent my money on trading cards again, I will hang him by his ears!"

"No you won't." said Olivia.

"Don't tell what I will and won't do!" Jesse hit the dummy even harder. "I'm so hungry."

"Didn't you eat an apple earlier?"

"Yes, but that's pig's food. No offense, Reuben."

"Speaking of Reuben, I've made a device for him to give him some light while we're gone."

"We're not leaving him behind!" Jesse said putting away her sword. "That's the homie, dog!"

"The...what?" Olivia looked at her friend as if she had just mooned her. "Look, you take your 'homie' everywhere. Don't you think that's a bit weird?"

"Not when the homie's involved, playa!" Jesse grinned. Her expression then turned serious. "You don't have a problem with him do you?"

"Of course not. I love Reuben almost as much as you but..." she sighed. "I just don't want to give people more reasons to call us losers."

"Maybe we should consider dropping you know who then." she raised and lowered her eyebrows repeatedly. "If you know what I mean, 'Livia."

"Who? Oh you mean..."

Suddenly there was a hissing noise coming from the bottom of the house. Jesse and Olivia looked at each other before the brunette carefully made her way over to the door. Then Axel dressed as a creeper jumped out scaring the girls and Reuben. Axel laughed, only to be interrupted by the pig smacking him in the stomach.

"What the heck is wrong with you!?" said Olivia. "You scared the crap out of us!"

Axel ignored her. "Great. Now I'm going to smell like a pig at Endercon."

"You fat bastard!" snapped Jesse throwing a pot at him. "You're lucky I don't beat the fuck outta you!"

"Hey watch it!" Axel said rubbing his head after the pot hit him. "It was just a joke."

"Yeah, like your momma!" said Jesse. "Next time you do that shit, I'm putting sleep pills in our food again and hide your underwear after I draw on your face!"

"Don't insult my...wait that was you?"

"Yeah. Now where's my BBQ?"

"About that..." He rubbed the back of his head.

"God help you if you spent them on trading cards!"

"I didn't! I only got the fireworks and something for Reuben." he pulled out a pig sized mask of an Ender-dragon ad a pair of wings to go with it.

"Oh my gosh, he looks so cute!" Jesse cooed after he had placed the costume. "I'm just a little less mad at you now!"

"We should get going." said Olivia. "I want to have enough to time to build our project. I want it as perfect as possible."

"Alright. Let me grab my stuff. I'll meet you guys downstairs." Once her friends left, Jesse grabbed her bag and shoved as many things as she could inside before heading downstairs.