This takes place before playing the old Silver version for GameBoy and sort of the beginning of the Pokémon TV series sorta. Meant to be a JOKE! Not to be taken seriously…
"Wh…what? Oh, dang, look at the time! Dang! I'm late! Gotta go, mom! See ya when…uh…whenever I get info on every Pokémon in the world…which is never bound to happen!"
You grab a piece of toast and run out the door towards the nearest laboratory. Today's the day when you get your own starting Pokémon and save the whole freaking world twenty times, like any Trainer. Plus it's a great excuse to ditch your lame family.
You arrived at the lab and rocket inside it, nearly trampling a worker and spilling acid everywhere. You race in the back room, where Professor Oak is standing, counting something.
"Oh, you slept in, didn't you? Well, sorry. All out."
"NOOOOO!" You wail. "I'VE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS GLORIOUS MOMENT OF FREEDOM!"
"Life is hard, kid." Oak looked bored. "But…I do have one Pokémon left. Here you go. It's a Pikachu."
"HURRAY!" You cheer before the Pikachu nearly makes you go into cardiac arrest.
"Ok, and for your Pokѐdex…what are you? A boy or a girl?"
"Are you serious?" You ask, annoyed. "This game only has one setting, and it's for boy. So I MUST be a girl."
"Oh, you're a he/she? Cool." Oak logged something into the 'Dex. "What's your name?"
"I'M NOT A HE/SHE!" You scream.
"How is that spelled?"
" -_- " you said.
"Ok then, I'M NOT A HE/SHE, you're ready to go out into the amazing world of Pokémon!" Oak said gleefully.
You feel like you're about ready to blow up.
"Oh, and one more thing…you and my grandson have been enemies sense you were babies! So watch out for him…er…what is his name again?" Oak looked really worried for a second.
"YOU FORGETFUL OLD MAN! HOW CAN YOU FORGET YOUR GRANDSON'S NAME AND STILL KEEP YOUR JOB, YOU QUACK?" You yell, but he doesn't even listen.
"Oh, yeah! His name's Gary!" He said.
"Ok, you know what? This is lame. Goodbye. Keep your evil Pikachu."
The Pikachu you just tossed back at the professor growled and jumped onto your hat, refusing to let go. So you sigh and accept the fact that you two are going to be together…
…FOREVER.
"Aw, isn't that cute. Well, report back to me once you log in every single Pokémon ever into that 'Dex. And don't even think about coming back here until it's done!" Professor Oak shoved you both out the door. "Goodbye, I'M NOT A HE/SHE!"
You sigh and eye you new Pikachu. He is sort of cute.
"I'll call you… Lightning." You decide.
"Pika," The Pikachu said, happy.
And so you walk off into the sunset together and have many great adventures in your lifetime. You even log in 2 Pokémon in the 'Dex! AMAZING! Those two are Mewtwo and Mew. For some odd reason, they are the only ones you ever catch. You are freaking awesome like that.
Pokémon rule!
Hasta la Vista, Readers!
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