"Look buddy, I know that my attraction was unlicensed and all, but you can't blame me for wanting to make money off of something that's a huge rumor. People love a good scare, and it can make people who can get rid of spooks look like heroes."
"Well, excuse me, BUDDY! You know about all the damn news stories about the incidents back then, even now getting press! People are still roaming for info about it. Who's to say that the shit that went down hasn't ended yet?"
"Henry, my man, you know that creepypasta crap the anchors spit out just for hype and views? The things are haunted only in that they happened to be having malfunctions at the same time tragic accidents and a nut job happened. That made things get really messy, a scapegoat cause of it all being ghost got dredged up, and then people ate that up. These kinds of things make moolah, brah."
"Look, I ain't afraid of no ghosts, but I know that ghosts or something like that is real. And the things that happened back in the 80s isn't hyped up stunts done by the media about faulty bots. Neither is the surge of filed missing person reports stemming from Fazbear Entertainment and the fact that all the missing people they reported used to be night guards for them before they vanished. Too many damn coincidences."
"Dude, chillax. Chuck E Cheese isn't going to toss you in an animatronic's costume and kill you, a la Iron Maiden. Conspiracy things like that crap are almost always fake. Besides, I already got myself a deal with an auctioneer to sell off a haunted bot, starting at five-K in cash. You already got the address, right?"
"Yeah, but who would want to pay five thousand plus dollars on something that is alleged to be possessed by vengeful ghosts? Either it's fake and they wasted money, or it's real and they have an angry spirit wrecking shit. Lose-lose for the poor sap that wants this thing."
"And easy money for us. Look, the warehouse I'm sending you too has tons of other stuff that isn't haunted, if that suits you. Heheh…"
"…I'm not amused, you prick. It's shit like this that makes me wish I never got involved in all these misadventures thanks to you."
"Lighten up, man. I promised you 50/50 in this. You get the goods, I broker it for selling. Simple as that. We got good compensation here, too."
"I still think this is stupid to do. Didn't you at least get a warrant on allowing us to go on the abandoned property?"
"…"
"Louis, you didn't get a warrant. Did you?"
"Come on, man. No one would notice. It's a warehouse in the middle of butt-crack nowhere."
"Ugh… Be glad that I'm basically the reason you aren't dead to a mafia hit or something."
"You aren't wrong, like usual. Look, once we pull this off, we'll be rolling like gangbusters."
"Or we'll end like Gangbusters."
"That's the spirit, man. Talk to ya later, Henry."
"Yeah, yeah… Bye."
