A Big Hatred For The Simpsons Family

WARNING: This fanfic contains mild langauge, and censored explicit blood (This is the reason why it's rated M for Mature Audiences), in typical Simpsons style.

Note: We all know that crap ain't profanity, but I ain't the type of person who likes to use profanity (only with censors, though). Uh, yeah.

We start with the trademark Simpsons intro. Featuring Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Maggie, Bart, Lisa, Ned Flanders, & the rest.

Then we all cut to the episode!

After Bart had a cut on his leg, he was once again brought back to life. Homer was angry and tired.

"Those people! I'm getting sick of watching my son die! I'll make sure it never happens again..." Homer said, annoyed.

They even made the Simpsons world go ballistic. Mr. Burns, Homer, Moe, Krusty, Apu, Ned, Lisa, Marge, Barney, Edna, Waylon, Nelson, Patty, Principal Skinner, Ralph Wiggum, Fat Tony, Hans, Grampa Simpson, Dr. Hibbert, Chief Wiggum, The Comic Book Guy, Martin Prince, Troy, Miss Hoover, Dan Gillick, Herbert Powell, Lenny Leonard, Kent, Allison Taylor, Reverend Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Carl Carlson, Helen Lovejoy, and Groundskeeper Willie, and the rest of the gang! Homer wants to get revenge (cause he hates getting the Simpsons TV Show getting blown up).

And now he will.

He visits Marge's house, seeking help.

"Hey, Marge!" Homer greeted.

"Hey, Homer." Marge greeted back.

"Hey, Bart." Homer also greeted his son.

"Hey, Homer! How are you?" Bart said.

"Umm...good?" Homer said, confused.

"You know the Simpsons world that always gets blown up?" Marge said.

"Yeah, what about it?" Homer said.

"I want to beat the crap out of them. Can you help me?" Moe said.

"Yeah, I have an invention that could help." Homer said.

"Thanks. Let's take a look." Marge said.

"Here it is! This is the Size Machine. It can make you turn into which ever size you want." Homer said.

"Great! I want to be king-sized so that it'll be more exciting!" Bart said.

"Alright, Bart." Homer said.

So Bart gets inside the machine, and is turned king-sized.

"There we go! Now try not to blow us up, or we're doomed." Homer said.

"Alright, Dad." Bart said.

Soon he found the world.

"There they are...now it's time to flip it around." Homer said, as he took his stress relief bobble-head.

"Grrrrrrrrrrr...this...world...will...DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! ! !" Homer roared before blowing it up.

"YOU SEE? ! THIS IS HOW BART FEELS WHEN YOU MADE HIM FAIL! ! ! ! YOU DON'T EVER GET BLOWN UP! YOU WILL DIE AND BURN IN THE FACTORY, YOU PIECE OF FREAKING SHOT! ! ! !" Homer roared as loud as he could as he blew it up.

Then The Simpsons world...has gone static.

The Simpsons credits roll.

THE END