Konichiwa, everyone! I'm super extra hyper today, so I thought that I'd write some Bleach/TWEWY crossover drabbles! There are so many things that the two have in common: overpowered main characters with orange spiky hair, sidekicks with similar personalities (no, seriously, look at them), not to mention, um, shinigami? So, what's to stop me from writing short drabbles combining the two? Absolutely nothing! Oh yeah, BTW, I so do not own either TWEWY or Bleach. I don't wanna be slapped with a lawsuit.
Title: Candy Man
Yachiru sighed. Ken-chan said they had to go to some meeting to discuss the reformation of the Shibuya Reapers, or something, and she hadn't been allowed to have candy on account of Ken-chan wanting to make, "a good first impression, so shut up, brat".
When they got to the middle of Shibuya, there was a congregation of people. Yachiru stared. And grinned. There were a lot of people she could give nicknames to. "Hey, Big Guy!" Higashizawa turned. "Hmm, what kind of evil are you cooking up?" Yachiru grinned. "Nothing much. You have any candy?" He shook his head, and she made her way to her next target.
She managed to walk over to somebody eating a pie shaped in some sort of symbol, and yelled "Boo!" He was so freaked out that he landed face first in his pie. "Aha! I know, you'll be Pie-face!" He turned around, and wiped the pie of his face. "Argh, what do you want, you hectopascal?" Yachiru grinned. "Pie-Face, d'ya have any candy?" Sho's eyebrow twitched. And then he lost it. "You are so zetta slow! Any zetta son of a digit can see that I don't have any candy! If you want candy, you ask that hectopascal over there! SOH CAH TOA!" Yachiru stared. What in the world was he saying? He was as bad as Robot Freak. "Um… thanks, anyways, Pie-Face."
And then, she saw a man, with hair comparable only to that of Frankenstein's bride, holding…"Lollipop! Gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme!" She ran screaming across the road. Of course, Kariya approached this with his usual cool demeanor. "And who might you be, little miss?" Yachiru giggled. "I'm Yachiru Kusajishi, and you'll be Candy Man, okay?" Well, he wasn't about to complain with a six-year old, especially since she was higher ranking than he was. "Hey, Candy Man… can I have your lollipop?" Kariya started to spout all sorts of excuses. "It'll give you cavities, and too much sugar isn't healthy, and besides, its just a lollipop, and why do you want this lollipop anyways, after all, it's just a lollipop, and…" Yachiru pouted. "Ken-chan!"
I think you can safely guess what happened next. Sorry that it's not so good, but I did my best. Please, R and R. I won't write any more till I see five reviews! Count 'em! Five! So, until next time!
