Author Note: Hi guys welcome to a story that isn't really new, it has been in the works for over 2 years! Wow that's a long time...it has been a long time and now I can finally show you guys this awesome, funny, and crazy story! This is a co-write between my friend Holden Skyler (who has a fanfiction, that is her fanfiction name. Go check her stories out!).
So this story is very dialogue heavy...That is due to the fact that we originally wrote this story in script form...so sorry for that but we have tried our best to add in a lot of description and stuff. And with future chapters it will get better. Now on to the story!
Another important note is that this is technically a KH3 alternate universe story because of the KH characters we are using.
Also because this is fan fiction...characters are going to be out of character for comedy means.
Now enough of this author's note...and now on to the story!
Ch.1
One day Sora and Riku were on Density Island and were leaning against the Paopu tree. They were looking out at the sea. It was a nice warm day on the island and it was around midday. A little bit later Riku and Sora saw someone running towards them. He was wearing a black cloak and had red spiky hair, and he was holding a letter in his hand. Both Sora and Riku knew who it was.
"Hey look it's Axel." Riku said as Axel came up to them.
"Axel? What are you doing here?" Sora said, looking a little confused.
"I have a letter.." Axel said out of breath, handing the letter to Sora.
Sora looked at the letter and said, "It's from Master Yen Sid!"
"Aren't you gonna read it out loud?" Riku asked.
"Sorry," Sora said and then he read the letter, 'Sora, there is a new world in need of desperate help. the heartless there have gotten out of control. the people on this world need your help. I have assigned a new mission for you, Riku, and Axel. come to my tower right away. -Master Yen Sid."
"What are we standing around here for… let's get going." Axel said.
"Yeah, let's go. Ready Riku?" Sora said as he looked at Riku.
"Yeah." Riku said as he nodded.
"I just need to leave a note for Kairi, so she knows where we are. I'll meet you guys at the gummi ship." Sora said as he ran off to write his letter.
Axel and Riku started walking towards the ship. "Kairi, Kairi, Kairi.. is that all he ever talks about?" Axel looked over at Riku.
"Yes, and it gets very annoying." Riku said.
"I bet." Axel laughed as they boarded the ship.
"Demyx quit touching stuff" Saix said.
"Oh come on.. I'm not gonna break it." Demyx whined.
"Knowing you.. you would find a way." Saix sighed.
"Hey Demyx and Saix, what are you guys doing here?" Riku asked.
"Well Saix wouldn't let me fly the ship..." Axel said, he sounded disappointed.
"Axel you would crash it and Demyx..." Saix turned and looked at Demyx who was spinning around in circles in his seat.
"Wee!... ah! I'm spinning too fast.. getting dizzy...woh!" Demyx fell over the side of the chair and onto the floor. "I'm ok.." He quickly stood up.
"See my point.." Saix shook his head.
"Saix is no fun." Demyx complained as he sat back up in the chair.
"Saix if you knew Demyx would be such a child why did you bring him along?" Riku asked as he looked at Demyx.
"Yen Sid asked for us to come... Including Demyx.." Saix said.
"Hey!" Demyx retorted.
"Sora should hopefully be here any minute." Riku said as he looked out a window.
"Tell him to hurry... I miss the little guy" Demyx said.
"I see him coming, it's about time he finished that letter to Kairi." Riku said to himself as he saw Sora running to the gummi ship.
"Hey guys, I'm here." Sora said as he entered the ship.
Riku walked over to Sora, "So, did you write a short note to Kairi or a whole story?" Riku said as he smirked.
"Hey! That's not funny Riku!" Sora said childishly.
"Sora!" Demyx shouted excitedly as he ran over and hugged him. Demyx was taller than sora and when he hugged him he leaned over Sora's head. "I missed you my little buddy."
"I've missed you too Demyx!" Sora said as he smiled.
"Oh brother…" Axel mumbled under his breath. He then sighed. "Enough of the girly..'I've missed you so much'... Let's get a move on already."
"Yeah come on Sora and Demyx, stop being such little kids." Riku said as crossed his arms and sat down on a nearby seat.
"You're all lame…" Demyx pouted as he walked back to his seat.
"Let's just get to Yen Sid's tower, ok?" Riku said.
Demyx looked around at everyone and asked with a smile on his face, "Can I drive?" Everyone turned their heads and stared at Demyx, "NO!" They all shouted in unison.
"Oh come on guys." Demyx whined.
"Stop being a baby Demyx." Riku said as he was getting slightly annoyed.
"Sorry Dem.. I kinda don't want to die today... " Axel said as he rubbed the back of his head, his elbow raised in the air 'Classic Axel pose'.
"Fine…" Demyx sighed in defeat.
"Now can we go?" Riku asked.
"Yes." Saix stated.
"Finally" Riku said to himself.
"Let's go I can't wait!" Sora said as he smiled happily. Saix started up the Gummi ship and it took off. Before they knew it they were out in space.
"I'm bored…" Demyx said.
"We just took off." Riku said as he looked at Demyx.
"Yeah and I'm bored… and hungry." Demyx continued to complain.
Axel looked over at Demyx and said "We will be at Yen Sid's shortly…"
"Ok…." Demyx sighed as he started looking around the Gummi ship and the he spotted the glove compartment, "Hey!" He said excitedly, "There's a glove compartment!"
Saix let out a sigh, "Demyx.. don't touch anything you might break something.."
Demyx looked at Saix and titled his head, "What if there's a sandwich in there?"
"If there is a sandwich in there you can have it, if will help keep you occupied." Riku said not really caring.
Saix shook his head, "There won't be any food in there trust me…"
Demyx walked up to the glove compartment and sat down on the chair in front of it. Then he pulled glove compartment door open. Suddenly a moogle, holding a sandwich, jumped out and into Demyx's lap. The moogle took a bite of the sandwich and said "Kupo!"
"Hey, there was a sandwich in there." Sora stated.
"It's so cute.. can we keep it as a pet Saix?" Demyx said as he looked at Saix while holding up the moogle for him to see but Saix wasn't looking at Demyx to see the moogle.
"Why on earth would you want to keep a sandwich as a pet…?" Saix said as he looked over at Demyx, who was holding out the moogle closer to Saix. Saix starred as the moogle took another bite of the sandwich.
"Kupo!" Said the moogle as it held out the sandwich for Saix.
"It seems the sandwich came with a moogle." Sora said as he smiled.
Saix looked surprisingly stunned, "I can see that." Saix said, still shocked and staring at the moogle who was still holding the sandwich to him.
"Please can we keep it?" Sora asked, "It's so cute!"
"Kupo." The moogle said as if agreeing with what Sora said, but no one knew what it actually was saying.
"Please Saix please… just look at that face…" Demyx made the puppy dog eyes at Saix. "how could you say no to that..."
"Sora and Demyx you're acting like a little girls seeing a puppy." Riku said as he was getting more annoyed. Demyx then turned to Riku and held out the moogle right in front of Riku.
"Kupo." The moogle said, it probably was saying 'hi' to Riku.
"Now say no to that…" Demyx glared at Riku.
Riku rolled his eyes "I never said no, I'm just saying you and Sora and acting like little girls."
"Being sexest now… so rude… so Saix can we please keep it?" Demyx turned back to Saix.
"Uh…" Was the only word that came out of Saix's mouth.
"How did it get in there?" Axel asked.
"You know if we let Demyx and Sora keep the moogle they might be quiet and behave." Riku said to Saix.
Saix mumbled, "More like cause destruction…"
"With a moogle?" Riku questioned, "I highly doubt that."
"It's Demyx…" Saix stated.
"But do you really want him to keep bugging you?" Riku asked crossing his arms.
"We are not keeping it."
"It's harmless." Axel added in.
"Please Saix." Demyx pleaded.
Saix started at Demyx with his normal emotionless expression and in his expressionless voice answered, "No."
"Please?" Demyx continued to plead.
"No! and that's final!" Saix yelled, actually raising his voice a little.
"Let me keep the moogle!" Demyx shouted.
"I want the moogle too! Sora whinnied.
"We are not keeping it." Saix said as he was starting to get really annoyed.
"You're no fun.. You're boring.." Demyx said he frowned at Saix.
"Now you two are acting like babies." Riku said.
"Shut up!" Demyx whined loudly as he turned towards Riku and hit him in the arm.
"Hey! What was that for!" Riku said as he glared at Demyx.
"I don't like you.." Demyx muttered aloud.
Riku looked at Saix again and said, "Now look what you've done."
"Don't make me turn this ship around.. cause I will if you don't behave!" Saix said angry.
Riku rolled his eyes and mumbled to himself, "Demyx didn't even hit me that hard."
"Riku.. stop mumbling…"
"I just said one thing to myself, what's wrong with that!" Riku said as he raised his voice slightly.
"I'm not in the mood for it right now…" Saix grumbled.
"We want to keep the moogle! and we won't stop yelling till we can keep it!" Demyx said as he raised his voice.
"Yeah! Let us keep the moogle! Otherwise we won't stop!" Sora said as he shouted.
"I didn't know we had a peanut gallery…" Axel chuckled.
"And a toddler day care center." Riku added in as he smirked.
Saix sighed, "Sometimes.. I think we really need one…"
Riku looked out the window and smiled with relief, "Look there Yen Sid's tower! It's about time."
"No kidding…" Saix sighed with relief.
"I was starting to get a headache from these two." Riku said.
After a few minutes had passed they soon arrived at Yen Sid's tower. Saix landed the Gummi Ship a few feet away from the entrance to the tower. Sora unbuckled his seatbelt and sat up. He walked over to Demyx and stood right next to him. "Demyx, it's my turn to hold the moogle." Sora whined as he reached for the moogle, but Demyx held it out of Sora's reach.
Demyx got out of his seat and started to walk off the ship, as he did he continued to argue with Sora about who got to hold the moogle, "But I want to hold the moogle longer…"
"You're held him long enough." Sora said as she tried to take the moogle from Demyx, but Demyx held the the moogle over his head so Sora couldn't reach it.
"Knock it off! I can't take this much longer!" Saix shouted angrily as he stormed off the Gummi ship.
"Wait for me, I don't want to be around these two any longer." Riku said as he got out of his seat and ran to catch up to Saix.
Now I know that was very dialogue heavy...but I hope you enjoyed it anyways...we will work on making the future chapters less dialogue heavy. But don't forget to tell me what you thought, reviews are always helpfull.
