Disclaimer: I do not own a damn thing, except the insanity implied in this work of fiction

Warning: I couldn't care less about reviews this is more or less an attempt to vent on certain things using the method known as fanfiction.

Chapter one: Insanity is a long brutal road in Hell

'It's funny how things work out sometimes…' Davis Motomiya thinks to himself, as he reclined casually against a bookshelf hiding his location from the other DigiDestined who three of them as pre-usual were bad-mouthing him behind his back about his constant tardiness.

Cody, who was with them, said nothing, in fact he had been informing Davis of this for several days now.

The reason Davis had been late so much was for at least the past week; Davis had been in a meeting with a unique individual.

After hearing them voice their complaints, he stepped out from behind the bookshelf.

TK, and Yolei who were facing away from Davis, stared at Kari bewildered by the look of terror on her face.

"KARI! What is it?" TK asks.

"Me…" Davis says coldly.

"Davis! It's not what it looks like!" Kari says, tearing up.

"That's were you're wrong Hikari… You like the suit? You're brother bought it especially for today…" Davis says with Venom in his tone.

"What do you mean?" TK asks.

"Shut the fuck up, pretty boy! This ain't none of your Goddamn business! Besides, I believe I was talking to 'Miss Perfect' here"

The look in Davis's eyes and the tone of his voice would have scared PiedMon senseless.

"Now, today is a very important day, do any of you know what it is? Hmmm… nobody… I bet Cody here knows don't you buddy?" Davis says, smirking evilly.

With tears of sadness in his eyes, he replies, "yes…"

"Good! Now tell these 'short bus riding mother fuckers' what day it is."

"It's… It's the day you quit…" Cody replies sadly.

"Davis! You can't quit!" TK yells.

Davis then walks over and hits TK square in the jaw, knocking him unconscious.

"I guess that's grounds for termination, heh heh heh, seeing as you're obviously the leader of this group. Oh, you were finished? Then allow me to retort… I QUIT!"

"I guess before I leave I reveal the real reason that I've been late so much…"

"Davis what do you…" Kari starts to ask but couldn't finish.

"FOUTH-WALL BREAKDOWN!"

Davis exclaims this, and what was once their school computer lab, is now replaced with what appears to be a studio audience the size of a roman coliseum. In which Davis proceeds to talk to the onlookers.

"Okay, readers out there, at this point you're probably wondering, am I going to become some poorly written, Emo-based villain hell-bent on conquering the Digital World? To answer that; no. Been done, way too much. Besides the director of this fic would probably catch hell for doing that, and not doing it properly. Besides, I don't feel much like being a sasuke uchiha ripoff." Davis says to the audience.

Yolei and Kari who are watch look at it in astonishment.

"Kari… What the hell is going on here?" Yolei asks.

"I Don't know" She replies, more confused than she's ever been in her whole life.

Meanwhile back to Davis who was just wrapping his state of the fanfiction community address…

"And lastly, to you Davis/Ken yaoi fangirls and fanboys out there; you are a largely contributing factor to why the world fucked up, so please I'm begging you, seek some form psychiatric help, and fast."

Davis then looks over to a guy in his mid-twenties holding a lit joint in one hand and a bottle of Jones cherry soda in the other and says, "We happy, Mr. Laughlin?"

"Oh yeah! We happy. Checks in the mail, kid. Let's wrap this shit up and move on to Chapter Two."

Davis then snaps his fingers, and everything was back to the way it was a few minutes prior.

"How in the hell did you do that?" Kari asks.

"I learned that little technique while researching dimensional walls; oh yeah, I almost forgot…"

"What?"

"I'm still quitting. Besides I'm the main character of this story, so I can pretty much do as I damn well please. Mr. Laughlin "The Director" doesn't even care if he gets any reviews for this."

"Oh… By the way, what's Yaoi?" Kari asks.

"The exact opposite of Yuri, which is girl on girl love, if you know what I mean."

"Oh… OH…MY…GOD! People think of you and Ken like that? What the hell?" Kari says, Shocked.

"You're not exempt of this Kari, a lot of Yuri fans write about you and Yolei together."

Davis says.

"I think I'm going to be sick…"

"I know… it's a sick out there. Anyway, I'm out of here." Davis says, and proceeds to walk through a dimensional portal, just as he entered it his cell phone rang…

"Hello, oh hey Ken… wait, WHAT? The Union Seven has been temperaroly cancelled. FUCK! Alright tell Serena, I'll see her at dinner."

'Well, looks like I've got to find a new job.. oh, I guess I already got a job on this senseless romp through fanfictional insanity'

To Be continued… Maybe…