The Boromir song!

Sung to the tune of Glory, glory (or gory) what a hell of a way to die

Boromir was a quester for Frodo and his ring

Boromir was a quester for Frodo and his ring

Boromir was a quester for Frodo and his ring

Boromir was a quester for Frodo and his ring

And he ain't goner quest no more

Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die

With an dagger up you're backside and an arrow in your eye

Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die

And he ain't goner quest no more

He got attacked by a troop of orks La, De, Da, De, De

He got attacked by a troop of orks La, De, Da, De, De

He got attacked by a troop of orks La, De, Da, De, De

He got attacked by a troop of orks La, De, Da, De, De

And he ain't goner quest no more

Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die

With an dagger up you're backside and an arrow in your eye

Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die

And he ain't goner quest no more

They scraped him of the forest floor and put him in a boat

They scraped him of the forest floor and put him in a boat

They scraped him of the forest floor and put him in a boat

They scraped him of the forest floor and put him in a boat

And he ain't goner quest no more

Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die

With an dagger up you're backside and an arrow in your eye

Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die

And he ain't goner quest no more

They pushed him over a waterfall at 20 thousand feet

They pushed him over a waterfall at 20 thousand feet

They pushed him over a waterfall at 20 thousand feet

They pushed him over a waterfall at 20 thousand feet

And he ain't goner quest no more

Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die

With an dagger up you're backside and an arrow in your eye

Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die

And he ain't goner quest no more

A/N: sing it in the car, bug your friends at lunchtime, sing it when Boromir dies in the movie but above all have fun!