The Boromir song!
Sung to the tune of Glory, glory (or gory) what a hell of a way to die
Boromir was a quester for Frodo and his ring
Boromir was a quester for Frodo and his ring
Boromir was a quester for Frodo and his ring
Boromir was a quester for Frodo and his ring
And he ain't goner quest no more
Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die
With an dagger up you're backside and an arrow in your eye
Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die
And he ain't goner quest no more
He got attacked by a troop of orks La, De, Da, De, De
He got attacked by a troop of orks La, De, Da, De, De
He got attacked by a troop of orks La, De, Da, De, De
He got attacked by a troop of orks La, De, Da, De, De
And he ain't goner quest no more
Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die
With an dagger up you're backside and an arrow in your eye
Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die
And he ain't goner quest no more
They scraped him of the forest floor and put him in a boat
They scraped him of the forest floor and put him in a boat
They scraped him of the forest floor and put him in a boat
They scraped him of the forest floor and put him in a boat
And he ain't goner quest no more
Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die
With an dagger up you're backside and an arrow in your eye
Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die
And he ain't goner quest no more
They pushed him over a waterfall at 20 thousand feet
They pushed him over a waterfall at 20 thousand feet
They pushed him over a waterfall at 20 thousand feet
They pushed him over a waterfall at 20 thousand feet
And he ain't goner quest no more
Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die
With an dagger up you're backside and an arrow in your eye
Gory, Gory what a hell of a way to die
And he ain't goner quest no more
A/N: sing it in the car, bug your friends at lunchtime, sing it when Boromir dies in the movie but above all have fun!
