Just a sorting hat song I made up. I might use this in a story later.

Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling. I don't think she even knows I exist.

Listen to me closely,
for though I am just a hat
I can think as well as sing
and do much more that that

I can look into your head
and see the thoughts inside
And then I pick you out a house
In which you will reside

You could be in Gryffindor
if you are brave at heart
Or you might be Hufflepuff
if with your friends you will not part

Ravenclaw might be for you
if your intelligence is stunning
Or it could be Slytherin
if you're sneaky and cunning

So put me on upon your head
you needn't hesitate
For when it comes to sorting you
you'll find I am first rate

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