Note to readers: This short fanfic was inspired by a moment in the "Phineas and Ferb" episode, "Lotsa Latkes," and a certain scene from "Jurassic Park." Also, I know that all four "Jurassic Park" films didn't exist in 1984. One more thing, sorry if it looks inaccurate as I've never watched "Gremlins" (too Creepy). Any References are based on what I've read on Wikipedia.


As typical, the gremlins were causing mischief and mayhem all over the town Kingston Falls, wrecking everything in sight. Their next target was the local movie theater that was playing all four "Jurassic Park" films in 3D. As they approached the theater, a huge pack of velociraptors (each one has designs from all 4 JP movies) comes storming out through the main doors like a Mongol army after miraculously having jumped out of the screen. The two groups stood a good distance from each other. As they stood in silence, the only sound being heard was the soft winter breeze. Stripe was the first of his group to slowly walk towards the dinosaurs. The Big One did the same towards the gremlins. The two leaders stared furiously at each other's eyes. Stripe then slowly pointed his gun at The Big One.

"Raptor caca!", said Strip.

However, before he could shoot her, The Big One quickly used her mouth to pull the gun out of Stripe's hand and toss it away. Stripe raised his eyebrows as he knew he was defenseless.

"Clever girl", Stripe hissed.

Immediately, The Big One lunged towards Stripe and pawned him to the pavement. He screamed as he tried to push her mouth away, but it was no use. The other gremlins stood motionless as their leader was constantly being bitten. They then looked at the other raptors with shocked expressions on their faces. Each of the pack's members let out a huge screech as if to say "Fresh Meat!". This caused the gremlins to turn away from the theater and run away, screaming. The pack immediately begins chasing the group of monsters through Kingston Falls. This was a surprise to Billy, Kate, and Gizmo, who had just arrived to blow up the theater once the gremlins were in it.

"Wow!", said Kate. "Did the mogwi have dinosaur bbq after midnight?"

"I don't think those are ours," replied Billy

Gizmo hides in Billy's jacket as he is frightened by the dinosaurs.

At a nearby café, Steven Spielberg and Michael Crichton's ghost were also noticing what was going on.

"Don't you think it was a bad Idea to mix your adaptation of my novel with a film you produced in 84?" asked Michael.

"Yeah, your right," said Steve. "But it was not my idea. It was the person who wrote this fanfiction who's doing this."

"Point taken," said Michael. "After all, who ever built that Mega Molecular 3D Projector 2000 was bonkers"

"Indeed," replied Steven. After saying that, a Gremlin could be heard screaming as it was being attacked by one of the raptors. Owen could be seen on his motorcycle yelling out, "BLUE! GET BACK HEAR RIGHT NOW! THIS IS NOT YOUR MOVIE!"

"Oh man," said Steven. "The next thing you know, there will be a crossover between "Indiana Jones" and "The Goonies."

"Yeah, that wouldn't be cool," said Michael.

The End


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