Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
AN: Creating dialogue between characters is my greatest weakness when it comes to writing. This is an experiment conducted purely for my own practice/enjoyment.
Bad Things Come in Twos
"I hate you."
"I realize this."
"You know that only makes me hate you even fucking more."
"Tsk, tsk. Such words from a little girl."
"..."
"...Sakura, why aren't you saying anything?"
"..."
"Your face is turning red... wait - ah no, now it's purple."
"I am not little."
"Of course you're not."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Sakura, honey, please calm down--"
"Don't you 'honey' me! Of all the ninja I know, I never expected you to be the one careless enough to get us locked up in this god-forsaken cell in what appears to be the middle of nowhere!"
"I wouldn't use the word 'nowhere'. If I had to guess, I would say we're in the middle of an unmapped desert miles away from civilzation, hundreds of feet below the earth in a foul-smelling prison with equally foul-tasting food. Unfortunately enough, said prison hasn't yet evolved to the point of realizing soap is a commonly used hygene product and not a culinary dish."
"Oh yes, you're right. That's so much better. Thank you."
"I knew you'd come to see things my way."
"Go to hell."
"Afraid I'm already there. Thanks for the suggestion, though."
"Ugh! You are insufferable!"
"Sakura, you really should look on the bright side of things. At least we have each other."
"...How do you do that?"
"Do what?"
"Act like everything is going to be okay."
"Because everything is going to be okay. Do you really think so low of me? For all you know I could be planning an expedient, majestic escape."
"Well are you?"
"No."
"We're doomed."
"Precisely."
