"Deidara-Sempai, look look! She's waking up!" I heard a voice yelling excitedly from above me.
"Shut up, Tobi, yeah!" Another voice snapped, more quietly. I blinked my eyes open, trying to adjust to the blurriness I always got when I first wake up. Something tickled my nose and I reached up to shove it away. It felt like....hair? As my vision became clear, my eyes widened.
Leaning over me were two figures. One with bright blonde hair tied in a ponytail and dark blue eyes and another with an orange swirly mask. I blinked a few more times. Was I dreaming...? I must have been dreaming. Smiling, I reached up and wrapped my arms around Deidara's neck.
"Ahhhh, I was always hoping to dream of youuu..." I cooed, still half asleep as I pulled him on top of me and clung to him. Tobi gasped, pointing with a frantic finger.
"DEIDARA-SEMPAI'S BEING A BAD BOY!!!!" He screamed and began to run around. Deidara blinked a few times and then smirked at me.
"Hey, un...you're not dreaming." He chuckled. My eyes shot open and I threw him off my bed and onto the floor. "Ow! What was that for, h'm?!" He rubbed the back of his head, glaring at me. I flew off my bed, staring at them in surprise.
"Wha-wha-wha?!!?!?" I exclaimed, pointing at Deidara. "H-How'd you get here?! Why are you in my house?! What's going on?!" I sucked in a breath. "Okay...I'm dreaming...I'm dreaming...I HAVE to be dreaming..." I rubbed my temples.
"Heh...the bitch is freaking out." I heard another voice from the corner. I turned my head and covered my mouth with my hand. There stood Hidan with the other boys....all of them. Kazuku, Sasori, Pein, Itachi, Kisame, and Zetsu. There was no Konan (Because she's not important to me).
After a long silence, I inhaled deeply...
And screamed.
Then I felt a little dizzy and sat back on my bed. "Ohhh...I must have been drugged." I moaned.
"Quit being a crybaby, girl. We don't know how we got here either..." Itachi had muttered, leaning against the wall like he was so cool. I glared at him, my eyes burning with resolve. Probably not a good thing to do. They could kill me easily. But I couldn't help that I hated the stupid Uchiha with such a passion, I wouldn't think twice about stabbing him in the face if I'd had a knife in my hand right at that moment.
"Hey, are you done with me yet? I was having fun there, un." Deidara popped up next to me, his hands pressed on the bed. I shrieked and flew off.
"Th-That was nothing! NOTHING!!! I mistook you for someone else!" I said, quickly my face turning red, waving my hands fast. He grinned and grabbed my wrist.
"Oh you won't fool me with that act, h'm. So you dream about me???" He laughed. My face brightened with embarrassment and I pulled my wrist away.
"N-No....no I don't. Get out of my house!" I pointed towards my door. Hidan laughed, walking over to grab my cheeks.
"Do you know who you're trying to boss around, darlin'?" He smiled, menacingly. I shivered. And shoved his hand away.
"At least get out of my room!" I ran past him and out into the hallway, waving my arms around frantically. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! The Akatsuki have raided my house!" I screamed to no one in particular. All the boys followed me into the living room. Kisame and Itachi took seats on my couch, Deidara and Tobi leaned against the wall and Hidan and Kazuku began to raid my fridge for food. I let them.
"Hey! Why the fuck isn't there anything good in here?!" Hidan yelled, glaring at me. I glared back.
"Because my parents are gone and I haven't bought any food yet. Looks like I'll need to though..." I replied, rubbing my temples as I tried to think straight. "H-Hey! Zetsu! Don't eat that!!!" I yelled, running over to stop Zetsu from eating my plant. He glared at me and I stopped. "Uhh....or eat it...sorry..." I backed away.
"Ms! Ms! Tobi wants to help you get food!" Tobi waved his hands in front of me. "What is pretty lady's name?!" He asked, giddily. I blinked a few times.
"Uhm...my name's Tessa." I told him, sweatdropping. He took my hands.
"Yaaay, Tessa!!!" He yelled. I smiled a bit.
"Tobi, you stay here and watch over everyone else, okay? And all of you!" She pointed at everyone. "DON"T. DESTROY. MY. HOUSE." I snapped as I pulled open the door and ran outside. "OH DAMN!!! What am I supposed to do?!" I yelled at myself, shaking my head back and forth. "I know...I'll call my friends...and they'll help..."
After realizing I didn't have my cell phone on me, I nearly fell over my feet. "I'm so stupid!" I'd left it inside....and I didn't want to go back in yet. I grabbed at my hair. "I might as well go find something to feed them or they WILL kill me..." I took my car to the nearest store and went shopping for a few foods items.
Packing the food in the car, I drove home to see Itachi and Kisame wandering around my front yard. Screaming, I ran at them. "What the hell are you doing? Get back in the house before someone sees you!" I yelled, shoving at them hurriedly. Itachi glared at me.
"Girl, you can't tell us what to do." Kisame snapped. I slapped him on the back of the head.
"I tell you what to do because my life is at risk and if someone sees you here dressed all weirdly, then we're going to have an even bigger problem. Now, be nice for once and help me with the groceries." I shoved three bags into each of their hands. "Be useful while you're here." I told them as I grabbed the rest of the bags, which took 3 trips and we all carried them inside. Hidan gave an annoyed growl as I walk in.
"Finally! We're starving, woman!!!" He yelled. I threw one of the bags at him. "Then eat something, jerk!" I looked inside another of my bags and threw it at Tobi. "Here, Tobi. I bought you some cookies." He jumped up and tackle-glomped me.
"Yaaaay, Tobi likes cookies! Thank you, Tessa-chan!" He exclaimed. I smiled and went to put the food away.
'What do I do...? What do I do???' I thought, nervously.
"So whatcha makin', un?" I heard a voice behind me and yelped, spinning around.
"Dei, don't scare me like that." I exhaled sharply, holding my hand over my heart. He smirked. Right, I'd forgotten. The Akatsuki liked to scare people. I frowned. "Well, I'm thinking of making whatever I want and just hope you'll eeat it. This kitchen is too small, so get out now." I shoved at him. He grabbed my wrist like he did earlier.
"Or do you really just wanna be left alone so you can daydream about me, h'm?" He asked, grinning evily. I blushed hard.
"I told you, I mistook you for someone else, now go away!" I turned away from him and began to cook, frying some eggs. Then I started on the bacon, something I was not good at. Every time it popped, I'd jump with a squeak, thinking the grease was gonna hit me and burn my skin off. And every time, I'd hear Deidara laughing at me by the doorless opening to the kitchen and I'd get him to go away for a few seconds by throwing eggshells at him.
After finally finishing up the bacon, I made a few pancakes, enough for each of us to have 2. Then I set everything up on the table with a sigh. "Okay, come get it." I jumped back as they literally attacked the meal. Well...let's leave it at this...I was sure my breakfast was not going to be saved.
As they argued, I slunk back into my room, my heart pounding and my eyes darted around for my phone. I punched in a number and waited for my fellow friend to pick up. She did after the first 2 rings. "Hel-?" I interrupted her before she could finish.
"Heeey, my BFFL, homie gee dawg, my sister from another mister. I uhm...I need your help." I said in a nervously casual tone, trying to make a joke of it. She yawned on the other side, sounding bored with my lame ass joke.
"Annnnd, for what?" She asked as I heard the members arguing noisily. "Who do you have over???"
"Eheheh...that's what I need help with...I think I may have been drugged...or something. Just come over, please." I begged. She yawned again.
"Alright, I'll be over there in about 2 hours." My mouth fell open.
"2 hours?! I have to wait that long?!?!" I cried, jumping up and down. "I am having a SERIOUS problem here!!!"
"CHILL! I have to eat and get ready and it'll take me about 10 minutes to walk there, okay?" She told me. "Honestly, I don't know why you're freaking out about having guests." I rolled my eyes.
"It's not just having guests...it's who the guests ARE...just get here as quickly as you can." I hung up the phone.
"Hey, girl! Get back here, now!" I heard Pein snap. I frowned and walked out of my bedroom and into the kitchen. They'd made a huge mess...but they managed to put their plates in the sink....
"Oh my God...what have I gotten into...?" I asked myself.
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IMPORTANT!!! READ!!!
Okay, so I've always wanted to do one of these, and I finally started. Here's my gift to you. I'm going to add three peoples into the story to be my friends. 8D
Which means the first three people to review this story shall be in my story if they want to. Here are my requirements though.
Be one of the first three
When you write the review, tell me which of the Akatsuki members you love the most (Deidara has been taken 83). If you are in the top three but the man you wanted was already taken, then you'll have to choose another, sorry.
Please give me your real name if you wanna be in the story. I will not stalk you or hunt you down or anything LOL. If you really aren't comfortable giving me your real name, then simply give me a nickname that matches. (nothing like jellybean or cookie or anything plz) You can tell me how you look as well, if you want to.
Last but not least, I'll need your personality to get your character straight. Heheh.
So please, just message me in the review box and I hope you get in first to third! Even if you don't, please still read my story if you like it. Thank you.
~Crystal-White-Blood
