Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash brothers or Full Metal Alchemist and I never said that I did.
It was another ordinary day in Onett. Two people sat at the table of a hotdog stand, listening to the radio. It had religious broadcast about a god named Leto. One of the two was wearing a pink snow coat. She was about the size of the usual teenager and wore armor. She didn't eat or order any food. The other one wore a blue snow coat. He wasn't wearing any armor, but he had gloves on his hands and was the same size as the pink one. "A religious broadcast. Does everyone listen to this?" Asked the Pink one. "Seems kinda strange."
The man cleaning the soda cups said, "You shouldn't be talking. Why are you guys wearing snow suits in the middle of the summer?"
"Why? Does it bother you?" Asked the blue one. "Yes." Answered the shop owner. "Well, if it's going to bother you, well leave. Let's go Nana." As soon as Nana got up, she knocked over the radio.
"Great! Ya broke the radio! Now what are we supposed to listen to?" Whined the shop owner. "Don't worry. I'll fix it." Said Nana. "How? You a mechanic?" Asked the shop owner. Nana just drew a strange circle around the busted radio. "I'm just an ordinary alchemist." With that said, she clapped and light shone from the busted radio. After the light had died down, the other customers looked in amazement at the radio. It looked like it was completely new.
"How'd ya do that?" Asked the shop owner, staring in disbelief at the radio. The blue one just smiled and said, "We're theIce Climbers" Everyone gasped. "I've heard of them! The older brother is a state alchemist!" Said one person. "Yeah. I've heard of them to! They call the older brother the Snow-Suit Alchemist!" The blue one just smiled with admiration. Everyone crowded around Nana.
"Do they call you the Snow-Suit Alchemist because of the snow-suit or the armor?" Asked one person. "It must be hot to in that suit of armor." Said another. Nana just waved her arms. "No, I'm not the state alchemist. My big brother, Popo, is." She then pointed to the blue one. "I thought he was the sister." Said an innocent bystander. This made him snap.
"WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M THE SISTER! JUST BECAUSE SHE'S TOUGHER LOOKING, EVERYBODY JUST ASSUMES! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" Screamed Popo (Nana was holding him back so he really wouldn't kill anyone). "What's all the commotion about?" Said someone. Popo and Nana turned to see a girl wearing pink running towards the shop. "Hello Rose. What'll it be today?" Asked the shop owner. "You know just the usual." While the owner got some soda and food, Rose turned towards the Ice-Climbers.
"I haven't seen you before. What are you doing here?" She asked. "Were looking for something." Mumbled Popo, still mad that everyone thought he was a girl. The shop owner called Rose over and handed her a basket. "Well, I hope Leto helps you find what you're looking for." With that said, she took the basket and walked off.
"Hey, can I get another eggplant soda?" Asked Popo. "Sure thing." Answered the shop owner. He took a purple bottle and slid it down the table towards Popo. "Not that many people like that stuff. I'm surprised they even make it." After taking three gulps of the dark purple liquid, he said, "I grew up in a place that had tons of eggplant stuff. This was the only kinda soda we had. Say, has that girl always been like that?" Asked Popo. The shop owner shook his head. "She used to be a mess. Not only did she lose her boyfriend when he ate a poisonous mushroom, but she also lost her family when some sort of walking bomb touched their car."
"But soon she'll be happy all the time when Cornello pulls another miracle. He's gonna being her died boyfriend back to life." Added another adult. "Bringing humans to life, eh? Looks like this was the right place to go to." Mumbled Popo. He and Nana headed off in search of Cornello.
