Hi peep's! I have a few things to say, 1: I own none of these characters, 2: Please send reviews and 3: What is Life's Epic fail? Ok, hope you like, and remember What is Life's Epic Fail? Bye ^_^

In a normal high school classroom there sat a green, no eared, no nosed boy. His name was Zim. Five years ago Zim was sent to Earth by his Tallest, the weird thing for him he thought was that after a year they stopped answering his calls. There he sat in class not really listening to a word the teacher was saying and trying to ignore the glares that were being sent to him from a cross the room. The glares came from a teen, big-headed, pre-paranormal investigator Dib, who was the only one who knew that Zim was really an alien and cared. Dib was doing what he normally did in class, glaring at Zim and doodling on a piece of paper of Zim on biopsy table and Dib scrapping out his guts with sharp implements'.

"So remember class tomorrows the Museum fieldtrip so don't forget. Class dismissed." Zim looked at the teacher in a bite of a shock. He never had been to a Museum before and Dib got the hint that he was scared. "What's wrong Zim? Haven't you been to a Museum before?" "Of course I have Earth scum, many in fact. So many!" But in fact Zim never been to a Museum before. What was this Museum thing? Was it some kind of Earth weapon?

"Dib, are you coming or what?" In the doorway stood a girl, her hair was long and violet. It was put into a ponytail in which the holder had a skull on it. She wore a gothic dress with striped tights and a skull necklace. "But Gaz.." "Dib I'm going to leave with or without you. Preferably without you." "Fine." With that Gaz went back into the hall. "Can't wait for tomorrow Zim." As Dib left the room Zim looked at the words written on the whiteboard "Museum? What is this Museum thing?" He asked himself before he left the classroom.

Ok I know there is no action yet but trust me there will be so by!