Disclaimer- I do not own Artemis Fowl, dwarves, or even this… rhyme. That is my cousin's.
A/N: Foaly liked to sing a little ditty while he worked. In this instance the song was the Riverbend classic: "If it looks like a dwarf, and smells like a dwarf, then it's probably a dwarf (Or a Latrine wearing dungarees.) (Page 189 of the hardcover edition of Lost Colony)
If it looks like a dwarf,
And it smells like a dwarf,
Then it probably is a dwarf.
Or a latrine wearing dungarees.
Dungarees?
What are dungarees?
Pants!
Dungarees are pants!
Dungarees are pants!
Pants are dungarees!
(Beetbox)
…Freaky Freaky…
If it looks like a dwarf,
And it smells like a dwarf,
Then it probably is a dwarf.
Or a latrine wearing dungarees.
We're trying to identify dwarfs from latrines
It can be kind of hard, if you know what I mean!
If it looks like a dwarf,
And it smells like a dwarf,
Then it probably is a dwarf.
Or a latrine wearing dungarees.
Word!
We are expecting flames. Of course, if you don't want to flame, that's cool too!
