A/N: New Marauders story, yay! Featuring myself, with the Marauders, obviously, along with VioletLollie (aka Sami) and Lady Clark-Weasley of Books (aka Steph!) This story is for our amusement, so I don't expect anyone else to review, but if you like it and want to, go ahead. Without further ado - The Chronicles of Sirius Black.
'Oi, Sirius you complete—' The voice of James Potter awoke Sirius Black rather inconsiderately – it was only 11am on a Sunday morning, after all.
'Shh,' muttered Sirius, turning over in his bed. 'Need sleep, I'm sleepy. Go and harass Wormtail, James.'
'I can't!' James sounded frustrated. 'He's off in the Library, with Steph…'
Sirius groaned. 'Urgh. Say no more…'
'Did I mention they are totally getting off with one—'
'JAMES!'
'Sorry! But you really should get up.'
'If I get up, will you shut up?'
'… Maybe.'
Sirius
sighed and flung back the covers, before cat-leaping out of bed and
strutting off to the bathroom. 'Gunna wash my hair, make me all
hot hot hot, for those girls girls girls,' he sung,
turning on the shower as he took off his clothes.
James silently
reached for his camera, and quickly got a shot of Sirius in –
bright pink underpants?!
--
'Reeeeeemus,' whined Sami, leaning over the table in the Great Hall with a cute expression, 'Can you help—'
Remus glanced at Sami from over his book, and frowned. 'Sami, you don't need help with Charms, you're the best in the class.'
Sami flushed with pride, before shooting her best friend, Mel, a rather smug look. Mel stuck her tongue out in response, before smirking. 'Hey, Sami, where's Steph when you need to copy her Potions homewo--' Mel trailed off as Steph entered the Great Hall, carrying Peter Pettigrew with a big smile on her face.
'Er,' said Remus, staring at them (he wasn't the only one), 'Isn't Peter meant to carry you…?'
Steph shrugged, before setting Peter on the table and tickling him under his chin, as if he was a pet. Well, he was a rat, but since when did someone tickle them under their chin and call them cute? Steph, apparently…
At that moment, Sirius and James entered the hall, looking smug. 'Marauders,' he yelled, clapping his hands, 'Let's go!'
Remus looked faintly embarrassed as he was dragged towards the front of the hall, Peter scuttling after him, and the four lined up.
'L!' yelled James, turning around and doing the L shape with his arms.
'I!' copied Sirius, waggling a rather hot pose, causing Steph to giggle. Mel hit her on the arm.
'L!' Peter's L was backwards…
'Y!' finished Remus, red with embarrassment.
'Will Lily Evans please—'
'JAMES! HOW MANY TIMES! I WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU, AND YOUR CHEERLEADING ROUTINES SUCK!'
James looked wounded. 'Aw, Lily…'
But she had already left the hall in a huff. Steph was clapping with Sami rather enthusiastically, but Mel was of course, checking out the Slytherins. Rodolphus Lestrange was rather nice looking, and Lucius Malfoy, and well, maybe Sirius too…
