Yami Snaps
9foxgrl
It was a peaceful day in Domino and everyone was in high spirits, even the CEO of Kaiba Corp. Every one happy...well except a certain 5000 year old spirit named Yami who was currently in control of his partner's body with a bad headache.
See Yugi had stayed up late doing his last minute chores and forgotten vacation homework. How the boy had maintained a C+ average Yami pondered a lot. Well at the moment Yami had taken control because the boy had fallen asleep right before his math midterm during the middle of his biology midterm. Not wanting his host ot get in trouble for failing Yami took control.
Believe it or not Yami often started reading advanced books while Yugi was in the library. He conviced him to boy a few science books.
"Alright class today is your midterm! If you make less then a 70; I will personally kick you outta school."
Yami answered all the problems and double checked before leaving. He waited while the scores were handed out, he scored and A on every exam.
'Not bad.'
He sat in the yard staring trying to talk to Yugi but he was out cold.
"Hey Moutou!"
Yami looked up and saw several duelists arming up with their duel disks.
"Duel me!"
"No me!"
"DUEL ME!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"He's dueling me!"
"Duel me!"
"No me!"
"DUEL ME!"
*fight ensues cards go flying*
Yami walked off ignoring the obsessive screams.
'What am I a trophy?' Yami wondered as he waited at a stoplight. 'Maybe I should get a safety deposit box and stash the God cards there...err...better ask Pegusas or Kaiba; he may know..holy sh*** did I just think that?'
Yami was a block from the school when he past Kaiba who was picking up Mokuba from the jr. high. He tried to slip past unnoticed when...
"Hey Yugi!"
'Darn! Ra please don't let Kaiba have his duel disk!' Yami though as he turned around. To his relief his pray was answered. "Oh hi. You haven't seen a mob of duelist around have you?"
"Nope." the two responded.
Yami sighed in relief then waved good bye when the mob caught up and blocked his path, and a good deal of traffic.
'Oh you have to be f**** kinding..'
"He's dueling me!"
"Duel me!"
"No me!"
"D**** HE'S DUELING ME!"
'Count to 10...1...2...3...4...'
"DUEL ME!"
"DUEL ME!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
'Go to happy place...go to happy place...'
"He's dueling me!"
"I challenge you!"
'Happy place...happy place...go to happy place!'
"Shudda up! He's mine!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
'...happy place...go to happy place...'
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
Yami twitched. A vein appeared on his forehead.
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"DUEL!"
"DUEL~!"
"WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP! WHAT DO YOU THINK I DUEL 24/7? I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF DUEL MONSTER YOU KNOW!"
The mob backs away.
"THAT DOES IT! I'LL DUEL ALL OF YOU BASTARDS AND THAT'S IT! IF ONE OF YOU CHALLENGES ME LIKE THIS AGAIN THEN I'M THROWING THE GOD CARDS INTO A FREAKING VOLCANO WITH MY DUEL DISK! KAIBA WHERE'S THE NEAREST VOLCANO?"
Kaiba twitched. "Mt. Meakan..."
"THANK YOU! LIKE I SAID! THIS IS THE LAST TIME OR I WILL RETIRE PERMENTANTLY! GOT IT! NOW IF YOU BASTARDS WANT TO DUEL ME, DUEL AMONGST YOURSELVES FIRST! I DUEL THE BEST EIGHT AND THAT'S IT FOR THE YEAR GOT IT? I'LL MEET THE WINNERS SATURDAY IN DOMINO PARK! D******!"
Yami arrived home and laid down silently cursing. The next day Yugi woke up getting weird stares from everyone.
'Errr...Yami what happened yesterday?'
'Well... see what happened was...'
The End
