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Notes: This is a 'What if' story based on the events of Monday ngith Raw on Jan 9,2006. i've been toying with the idea since that night and well have some briding from a good friend of mine coughsMelcoughs I finally sat down an wrote something. So anyway this is really just what I wanted to happened on Monday and well it isn't for younger readers, at least it won't be...hehe.

Disclaimer: I don't any of the recognizible characters.


Chapter One

Blue eyes browsed over the card in front of him. Qualifying matches for the Royal Rumble, a diva's match for the Woman's Championship, a pointless tag match and finally the disgusting display of affection. He couldn't help the scowl that appeared on his lips.

What the hell was Vince McMahon thinking? Sure, he was the boss but to go as far as do something like this? The old man had serious problems. And then he had the nerve to tell him. John Cena. That he wasn't allowed to interrupt the special event.

Blue eyes rolled. After being told off by Edge's bitch, he wasn't just going to sit down and take that shit. No. John smirked, he had other things in mind and it was going to begin with interrupting that 'live sex' shit. In a quick motion John was up and off the bench. He knew just the person to help him get his plan in motion.

-X-

She couldn't have been more repulsed. First, she had no choice to go along with Edge's live sex that night and now she had an old man claiming he'd show Edge the proper way of taking care of her. She drew the covers close to her chest as she watched Edge to Ric Flair outside the ring. This gave Lita enough time to put a shirt back on.

Out of no where John Cena made his way through the crowd and quickly attacked Edge. The two soon making their way back into the ring. Edge scrambled to each other side of the ring and slide out nearly crushing the redheaded diva still on the bed. John followed, tripping over the bed as Edge made his escape with the WWE title.

For some reason she couldn't move. Afraid that if she did it would draw the unwanted attention of the former WWE champion. She could only watch as John yelled curses at the Canadian demanding for him to return to the ring and prove himself.

After what seemed like forever, John's blue gaze finally fell onto the bed. A smirk on his face when his eyes met hers. Lita squeaked and quickly ducked under the covers. With the same smirk on his face, John stepped closer to the bed and grabbed a hand full of the covers. He looked up at Edge and motioned for him to come back down. The blonde only looking on as John lifted the covers enough to peak under.

Before the redhead knew what was happening, John had torn the sheets off the bed exposing her for all to see. The diva shocked as she lied on the bed in nothing more then a t-shirt and her panties. She tried to crawl away, her hands held up to try and prevent him from doing anything else. But he only shook his head, grabbing her by the hair and hoisting her up onto his shoulders.

Setting the diva up for an FU, Cena looked up the ramp at Edge, daring the older man to enter the ring and save her. Lita's cries for help falling on deaf ears.

"Oh God! He's not going to do it is he?" King exclaimed.

"John shouldn't be handling a diva so roughly." Joey commented.

Coach snorted, "She's had it coming."

"Wait what is he doing now?" Joey asked as John tossed the shocked diva back on the bed.

"Is he...going to do what I think he is?" Coach stated in disbelief as King smiled in excitement.

John had tossed Lita back onto the bed. The diva trying to get as much space between herself and the outspoken wrestler as possible. He winked as he climbed on shortly after her, quickly pinning her down before she could get away. He spared a glance up the ramp, Edge watching in disgust and yet he still made no move.

Two long pieces were torn from the sheets nearby. John glancing down at the now infuriated diva.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" She demanded as she tried to free herself only for her wrists to be grabbed and bond.

"Just a temporary solution babe." He mumbled before tying the other strap tightly around her legs.

With the task done, John removed himself from the bed a smug look on his face before looking back at Edge. "Ya stole my title, Imma steal you're girl. You're get her back at the Royal Rumble."

The arena went up in an uproar.

"Oh my God folks, former WWE champion John Cena is about to kidnap Edge's girlfriend Lita." Joey exclaimed.

"Correction. Cena is kidnapping Lita. What the hell is he thinking?"

"I don't know but man is he lucky."

"King shut up. No one wants to hear about you're fascinations."

"John's leaving through the crowd with Lita in tow."

"Boy has he got something coming. Edge isn't just going to let this go."

"Well we're going to have to wait and see what happens next. Good night folks."