Summary :What if the joker is a woman in her life but, has to hide because of her dad wanted a son and not just a girl.

Batman / Bruce Wayne and Joker peering.M/F

Romance/mystery/adventure/crime

Rated M

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Jacqueline :Chapter 1

Jacqueline's point of view/jokers.

Hi you know me as the joker. But some people know me as jack but those are some select few the most surprising thing is on my birthday certificate is Jacqueline.

However my father changed my name when I was younger. To Jack because he wanted a son not a daughter. So he brought me up as a son. My psychiatrist things that is one of the reasons why I am crazy.

She things that it is a gender misses sociation thing.

However this is one of my closest secrets. I don't even think that Batman knows about it. Because it's hard being a criminal in Gotham City especially if you're a female.

Now being as that was said, the joker had a problem. A big one she was physically attracted and sexually attracted to the Batman. How was she going to solve this problem?

She would have think at that this dilemma very thoroughly indeed. So she thought about it and thought about it. She could do one of her silly thoughts to get his attention. But that was so old school.

Perhaps if she went to Mr. Wayne and told him that she knew, that he was the Batman. Maybe he would be understanding of her secret? Or not. The question would be how he would react. To the big rivale.

I was thinking at that time period was a very lucid thought for me I usually do not have such coherent thoughts.I was pulled out of my introspection by a loud noise nearby sounded like a small explosion ,At the other side of town by this distraction I lost my train of thought. I can be distracted very easily it seems. Which, is another part of my delusion of my other psychological illness in which I have.

So I , turn on the television to a local news station." Right now, there seems to be a bank robbery in progress in the north end of Gotham city." The female newscaster said. From the television coverage, it looked like it was the Penguin. Who was robbing the bank, as stated by the news.

I smiled at this, knowing that this would bring the Batman out. To take care of the problem. I got out of my chair, went down the stairs. In to the main room where, the other people who are part of my gang, reside in." Listen up ladies and gentlemen. There is a bank robbery in progress. I just heard it announced on the news. Do you know what that means?" I ask with a cackle. To my fellow gang members.

They all looked around themselves, like they were dumb or something. The braver one or dumber one. I did not care that time. Said." I think, may be Batman will appear." Joe number two said.

I laughed at his insightfulness and patted him on the head." Good boy." I said to him. I danced around the room like a ballerina with glee. For about two minutes. One's I calmed down from my excitement. I said." We are going to interrupt Penguins robbery and we are going to help the Batman. In apprehending the Penguin and other criminals in Gotham. We are not going to be criminals anymore. We are going to be vigilantes like the Batman from now on!" I emphasized with a smile.

The other gang members looked at me like I was crazy. But one of them spoke up." Ah ,Boss how are we supposed to make money, if we are not committing crime?" Joe number one asked." That is a very good question. We are going in the stock market. There are legal ways, to make more money with less risk on the stock market. Then there is to be criminal, I realize this last night." I started with a laugh.

They all looked at me with their jaws hanging open. Then I produced a copy on how to sell and buy stocks on the stock market for dummies. For all six members of making. Along with computers and the necessary IP addresses and credit cards. To set up the accounts for them to do so. They all looked at the books and started reading." This is going to take a long time for some of us to learn Joker." Joe number two said. I nodded in agreement to his statement.

"I started my account last night and I already have $2 million in my account. Just from trading stocks, in the overseas account last night. I've already cashed out $1 million into my private bank account and ironic thing is it's all legal." I said laughing my head off like a hyena.

"Wow, boss that is very impressive." Adam number one said. I nodded my agreement at his statement. I was very impressed by my genius in this matter,the best thing was, it myself from being bored. For when I get bored I tend to kill people. After I realized this last night, I surmised that if I kept myself busy. It would stop this psychological trigger of mine. Therefore not bringing harm to others or myself. In this way I was trying to make myself a little bit better. Or singer in my case, whatever it may be.

"So, now we have that dilemma solved. As in dilemma of income. Can we go now!" I whined at my fellow gang members. They all jumped to attention, knowing my pension for not being patient with others. So, we all went to the cars in two the other side of town. In which Penguin was robbing said bank.

Once we have gotten to our destination. We all came to a screeching halt and jumped out of the vehicles. Then started running to the bank with guns drawn as the Penguin gang came out of the bank." Freeze, you're under arrest. By a citizen arrest." I said to the Penguin. The other gang member in the clown gang which is mine, followed my example and said the exact same thing to the other members of the Penguin gang.

At that moment I heard a large gas and turned to the familiar voice. That I knew and loved it was the Batman! Also the cops showed up at that time. They were a little dumbfounded to see the Joker's gang holding the Penguin gang for her arrest for the cops. But they didn't question our motives just arrested the Penguin gang. Then I yelled." Everybody who's with me retreat." As I ran back to the cars. My gang followed me.