This is my first fanfiction. I got inspired rather quickly… There's this song from the musical Avenue Q called "Everyone's a Little Bit Racsist" And I found a video on youtube with Hetalia clips while the song was playing (which is perfect fridge logic when you think about it because the series makes fun of everyone in a non-racist comedy type way). Allright, here we go with the story. Oh yes, my sister's original characters are Mexico and Puerto Rico. She let me use them.I believe this is what you'd call a "song fic" but I made it in a play like format, so there's really a story line with characters and plot.

Act 1

"Hm…" Mexico thought, looking at the sylabis his teacher gave him.

"What's the matter Mexico?" America asked, looking down at the Hispanic. "You should eat your lunch before the break is over."

"I was just thinking… My parents told me about this school for new immigrants coming from Hispanic countries…"

"You're not comfortable at this school?" America sat down with Mexico, eating a hamburger.

"I feel almost out of place." Mexico answered. "Plus, I still have trouble learning the English, so maybe a school for immigrants would be better."

"Well can I go to this school?" America asked.

"No, priority is to immigrants that just crossed over or-."

"Don't you think that's a little racist?"

"It's what the school wants, not my place to change the policy…"

America stood silent. "It's still a little racist."

"What about this school, I say it's pretty racist because almost everyone's white." Mexico sighed. "It really sucks because it's so difficult dealing with the stigma and stereotypes of being of another race…"

"That remark is pretty racist too…" America took a breath. "You're a little bit racist"

"Well you're a little bit too."

"I guess we're both a little bit racist."

"Admiting it is not an easy thing to do."

"So I guess it's true."

They both got up. "Between me and you I think, everyone's a little bit racist sometime~~~ Doesn't mean we go around commiting hate crimes~~~ Look around and you will find, no one's really color blind. Maybe it's a fact we all should face~~~. Everyone makes judgements, based on race."

America inturupted. "No, not big judgements like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from."

"No, not at all."

"It's just little judgements."

"Si, I agree señor."

"Like how Mexican busboys should learn how to speak god damn English!"

"Hey, I'm Mexican!" Mexico shouted.

"Sorry."

They both shook their heads, after a lot of apologizing they started again. "Everyone's a little bit racist today~~~ Everyone's a little bit racist, okay~~~ Ethnic jokes might be uncouth but you laugh because they're based on truth. So don't take them as personal attacks~~~ Everyone enjoys them. So relax!"

"Hey I got this one Polish joke. So you know how Polish names have unnecessary H's in-?"

" .GOD. You were so just telling a Polish joke!" Poland walked out, wearing a girl's school uniform when he was supposed to be wearing the male uniform. "Why do you have to be so mean? It's not likeI'm saying that Americans are stupid or that Mexicans are weird!"

"That remark was racist just now. AND DON'T BE MEAN TO MEXICO!" America stood up for the shorter country.

"Gracias." Mexico said.

"Well I'm totally sorry. But you shouldn't be so mean…"

"Well so what if we were telling Polish jokes? I bet you joke about Russia behind his back all the time. Or maybe you joke about Sweden and Finland?"

"Yeah… That totally un-cool Russia making Lithuania and I break up… So not cool."

"See, wasn't that racist?"

"Come to think of it, I guess so." Poland said, the other two laughing.

"Hello there, what are you all laughing about?" Britain walked by.

"Racism!" Poland shouted.

"Oh… I see…" The british gentleman sighed, hearing foot steps and a loud voice.

"BRITAIN, YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OUT RECYCRABRES!" Japan shouted, holding up a clear plastic bag with a weeks worth of cans.

Mexico, America and Poland laughed.

"Don't laugh at him, how many languages do you speak?!" Britain asked.

"Oh come off it Britain." Mexico said, cleaning the tears from his eyes after laughing so much."Everyone's a little bit racist."

"No I'm not."

"No?"

"OF COURSE NOT! How many oriental wives have you got?" Britain asked, only to get a katana blade to his neck.

"Honestry…" Japan said.

"Buddy Britain, where you been? The term is asian American!" America flaunted.

"I know you are not intending to be~~ But carring me orientar, offensive to me." Japan put his sword away.

"I'm sorry Japan." Britain said, picking up the asian. "I still like you. And I think the fact that you have no L in your vocabulary is somewhat adorable."

"Arigato." Japan said. "So don't be racists anymore, okay?"

"But you're racist too."

"Yes, I know." Japan jumped onto the floor. "THE JEWS HAVE AR THE MONEY AND THE WHITES HAVE AR THE POWER, AND I GET STUCK IN TAXI CAB DRIVA WHO NO SHOWA!"

"Me too." America said.

"Me too." Poland fallowed.

"I can't get a taxi, I run my own car service…" Mexico said, making everyone silent for a solid minute before the music came on again.

"So everyone's a little bit racist, it's true. But every one is just about as racist as you~~~ Maybe if we all admit that we are racist a little bit and everyone stop being so P.C.~~~ Maybe we could live in… HARMONY."

An awkward silence took place. "Hey wait, did we just sing something from Avenue Q?" America asked.

"I don't know why we would be singing in the middle of the day in the first place…" England said. "I wonder if there's some one behind the curtain making us do this…"

"Hey, anyone think we're forgetting something?" Mexico asked.

"Hai, I can't berieve I forgot…" Japan cleared his throat. "Everyone's a rittle bit racist."

Information:

Japans have no L sound in their vocabulary. So words like Lolita and Election become Rorita and Erection when said in the japanese accent. Koreans are the opposite, having no R in their vocabulary.