Warning: Spew, M/M slash (non-graphic). I blame Margaret. I own nothing.

Joe Morelli didn't know what had overcome him. He just knew that when he kissed Picky it felt right, wrong but oh so right. Picky slammed Morelli back into the wall and kissed him harshly. Morelli whimpered and pulled Picky closer to him. As they frantically kissed, clothes were quickly ripped off and Picky grabbed Morelli harshly on the neck with his teeth and bit him hard making sure to leave a vibrant mark. Morelli wrapped his legs around Picky's waist to give Picky more room to take him and take him he did. As Picky was brutally thrusting into Morelli and Morelli was groaning and gasping at the pleasure of being taken, the front door opened and Stephanie and Lula walked in. Both women stopped and stared.

Lula watched as the two men didn't even slow down, "I'm watching till they're done."

Stephanie had her phone out and recording, "Fuck, I knew Morelli was cheating on me but I didn't think it was Picky."

They both watched as both men loudly reached the peak of their pleasure before Stephanie grabbed Lula's hand and dragged her out the door behind her. The women went straight to Rangeman and played the video for the guys who were all shocked. The reaction from the Rangeman gave Steph an idea so she went to her parents' for dinner. They had just sat down to eat when her mom started.

"Stephanie, when are you going to honor poor Joseph and marry him?"

Steph snorted with laughter, "I'm not his type. Besides he's found someone else."

"Of course, you're his type. He didn't find another woman."

Stephanie was laughing so hard she was crying, "Not another woman, no, but someone."

By this point Grandma and Frank had caught on and were laughing while Frank muttered about Navy men taking it up the ass and trying to play straight but failing. Her mom looked so confused that she played the video for all of them.

Grandma shifted her teeth in her mouth, "I wouldn't have thought Morelli could take something that big or that Picky was packing it. He's arresting me next time. Yum. I wanna copy of that. "

Steph was laughing and plotting. Her mother was sitting with her jaw dropped in shock while her father's was dropped in horror.

Stephanie excused herself and left. She went to Morelli's to inform him what was going on and once again walked in on him and Picky. Picky had Morelli bent over the kitchen table and was giving it to him so hard the table was hitting the wall. She used her phone to take it again before leaving.

A few weeks passed and Steph had put it out of her mind until she ran into Morelli's Grandma Bella, his mother, him, and Picky at the Tasty Pastry. She sat and drank her coffee while she ease dropped.

Bella was just watching with hawk eyes as Angie Morelli spoke, "Joseph, I don't care if you're gay you will get married. I'll plan it for you and Picky."

Joe looked uncomfortable, "Mom, you don't have to do that."

"Of course I do. It'll be wonderful. You two can adopt babies after you're married. I want a rainbow selection of grandchildren."

Picky and Joe sat there stunned while listening to her but said nothing. Stephanie left laughing her ass off.

Two Months Later – Trenton Times

We are pleased to announce the marriage of Mr. Joseph Morelli and Mr. Benjamin Gaspick-Morelli. Both grooms are employed by the Trenton Police Department. One wedding guest, Mrs. Edna Mazur is quoted as saying 'Hot damn, that was the biggest, most flamboyant, gayest wedding ever. Which I could watch their honeymoon.'