Bite The Dust

So, here's a little something for you. Each chapter is a separate scene between characters, and each chapter doesn't necessarily have any relation to any other chapter, nor do the chapters have to be in chronological order. The little twist is that in each chapter, the entire dialogue is a song. And one song in particular, that I chose. Feel free to request/suggest songs, I'll do my best to fit them in with a scene. Hope everyone enjoys! R&R

Disclaimer: Once upon a time there was a person named J.K Rowling who created Harry Potter and all related characters. The end.

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Hermione Granger was standing in the corridor outside the Gryffindor common room, glaring at two girls. She had been on her way to find Harry and Ron, her two best friends, when Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil stopped her.

Ron and Lavender had been going out for a few weeks now, when Lavender had noticed that Hermione often got jealous when 'Won-won' said he was doing something with her, and had now decided to confront her fellow Gryffindor about it.

Lavender had begun a verbal attack on Hermione, with Parvati standing behind her, nodding in agreement with whatever Lavender said.

"Oh trust me! Anything you can do, I can do better!" Lavender stood with her arms crossed, a smug look on her face.

Hermione just scoffed at the other girl's stupidity. "Some things remain impossible, you're no exception to rules."

"How many times I gotta tell ya!" Lavender was now positively seething with rage. "He don't even see you!"

Hermione glowered at her, folding her arms in front of her chest.

"You see, I'm really helping you." Lavender said smugly. "I'm keeping you from looking a fool."

At this Hermione looked shocked at the prospect of someone, Lavender Brown to be precise, claiming to be preventing her from looking stupid. She pushed past the two girls and climbed through the portrait hole.

Lavender turned to Parvati with a menacing glint in her eye. "She's got a plan to have my man."

Parvati just nodded in agreement as Lavender turned back to the Fat Lady's portrait.

"She's gonna have to deal with me."

Lavender muttered the password to the Fat Lady and approached Hermione again, grabbing her arm and spinning her around. "Oh but sugar, I've got him. I've got twenty-twenty vision."

Hermione glared at her for grabbing her arm, but said nothing. Instead she just let a look of puzzlement wash over her face, whether it was puzzlement for the odd way Lavender was speaking, or for what she was implying, we'll never know.

"I can see that you want my man." Lavender said simply, casting Parvati a knowing glance.

Hermione looked shocked, to say the least. "Oh but-"

"'Cause it's my job to make you understand." Lavender cut her off, walking towards her slowly. "Try to make a move and I'm on it like fire!"

Hermione rolled her eyes, turning away to the fireplace. Lavender followed, settling herself down in one of the armchairs, Parvati close behind.

"I really hope you get the message I'm trying to convey."

Hermione turned to glare at her. "You're pushing me to the edge, and I don't have time to play."

Lavender angrily stood up, glowering down at her. "How many times I gotta tell you, he's where he wants to be!"

"Keep on acting like you didn't know, my hands could do the talking today!" Hermione had now stood as well, glaring at the other girl with fury. Before Lavender could say any more, Hermione had landed a punch square on her nose.

Lavender shrieked in pain and shock, holding her nose. Tears formed in her eyes as she rushed up the girls' staircase.

Hermione turned to Parvati with a look of triumph. "Your other girl bites the dust!"

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So, there it was. The first chapter in this story, obviously titled after the song, Bite The Dust by Pussycat Dolls. Hope everyone enjoyed, there'll be a new chapter up soon. R&R!