[Marge]
if you had what it takes
you be one such a gentleman
more of kind man
less of a sinner
you be my hero
instead of a zero
if you had what it takes

[Moe]
Come on Marge, what do you want anyway

[Marge]
I want the perfect man
who never commit sins

[Homer and Marge]
The perfect man

[Homer]
Who is fun as she is

[Homer and Marge]
The perfect man

[Marge]
Who never be abusive

[Homer and Marge]
The perfect man

[Homer]
Who can stop washing dishes

[Marge]
That is handsome and skinny

[Homer]
Who is much more sexy

[Marge]
Who is very smart

[Homer]
Who won't mind fart

[Marge]
Who won't eat much junk

[Homer]
A chick who is very hunk

[Marge]
Who always had a heart

[Moe]
Gee Homer, I think I know where this is going

[Marge]
The perfect man
who love to be
the perfect man
the man for me
the perfect man
you never be
the perfect man

[Homer]
Doh, I hate to be softy
but you keep on nagging
bossing you kids
and you murmur like crazy
you make my life boring
it causing me misery
is that what you want

[Moe]
Look Moe, I think Homer had a point, you think so, I think so

[Homer and Marge]
The perfect man

[Homer]
He's only in your dream

[Homer and Marge]
The perfect man

[Marge]
You're always so angry

[Homer and Marge]
The perfect man

[Homer]
I am not like Flanders

[Moe]
The only perfect man is in an animated features

[Marge]
The one who had nice hair

[Homer]
The one who always be fair

[Marge]
You big, dumb, baldy, ape

[Homer]
You cause me to dare

[Homer and Marge]
The perfect man

[Homer]
I wouldn't be

[Marge]
You couldn't be

[Homer and Marge]
The perfect man

[Moe]
go on make out

[Homer and Marge]
Cork it cow
the perfect man

[Marge]
You never be

[Homer]
Don't wanna be

[Homer and Marge]
The perfect man

The End.