Disclaimers: I do not own any character of SVU. But I do account for their failed love lives. :D

Authors Note: Ok, for those of you who have been reading my other story Younger than Ever, I'm considering revising some of the chapters to make it better. I appreciate some of your ideas, etc. But anyways, hopefully you guys will get a laugh out of these "almost pairings"!

Chapter 1: EO gone wrong

It was another lonely Friday Night for Captain Cragen as he sat idly in his office with nothing to do. Munch and Fin went out to dinner with their dates, and Elliot and Olivia-- wait a second, are Elliot and Olivia still here? Cragen got up from the desk and peered out of his office to see if any of his detectives were still there. "Hmm, I could've sworn they were here just a minute ago," he murmured.

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The Crib
10:37 p.m.

Detectives Stabler and Benson, who happened to be MIA down in the squad room, stumbled into the crib hand in hand. After spending a half an hour having eye sex, while trying to interpret the other's feelings at the same time, the sexual tension between them had become too much to handle. Elliot was planting small kisses on Olivia's face while Olivia had her arms around him. "How about," Elliot whispered, "How about I take a hot shower before we do anything further?"

Olivia kissed his cheek and grinned. "Okay detective."

As Elliot headed over to the showers, Olivia lied down on one of the cots. Suddenly, she heard some angry voices in the squad room.

"Remind me never to go on a double date with you again," Munch yelled, walking up the stairs. Olivia saw him approaching the crib; his pants were torn and his shirt was unbuttoned.

Olivia was dumbfounded. "What the hell happened?"

"Damn broad stole my keys and wallet, and now I can't go home."

"Let me go get you a cup of coffee, John..." Olivia got up from the cot and let John lie down on the cot she was sitting in.

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Elliot shook off the water that was dripping down his face and breathed the steam around him. His feet made little patting sounds as he walked out of the shower room. Elliot stared at the cot from which a snoring sound was coming from. He shook his head and approached it. "Olivia, you snoozer." He climbed in the cot and started feeling under the sheets.

Munch awoke from his nap when he felt someone groping him. "What the hell?"

"Holy Shit," Elliot quickly got out of the cot when he realized the person underneath him was not Olivia.

"Elliot!" Munch screamed sitting up. Although it was dark in the crib, he could see Elliot immediately turning red in embarrassment. "What the hell were you thinking?!"

Elliot fumbled over his words, not knowing how to explain himself. "Oh my god, I'm-- I'm so sorry John, it's, it's not what you think..."

And in bad timing, Olivia chose this time to walk right in with 2 cups of coffee. She stared at Elliot, who was half-naked, and John, who looked infuriated. "Uh-oh..."

TBC

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A/N: Yea, this chapter's a little on the short side, but I'll try to make the next one longer. Don't forget to drop me a review! They help remind me to update these things!