A/N: This is exactly what the summary says this is.


Leo and Calypso never came back to Camp Half-Blood, leaving the rest of the seven to accept the fact that they were dead. After 17 years, Percy, Annabeth, and their children went on a vacation. One night, their daughter, Ayrrn, came home with a boy.

"Hey mom and dad, this is Nick Valdez. His family is on vacation, too!" Annabeth froze the moment she heard the name "Valdez".

"Did-did you say V-Valdez?" Arryn didn't seem to notice the shock in her mother's voice.

"Yeah and get this, his parents are demigods as well!" Percy and Annabeth shared a look.

"Mom? Dad? Is something wrong?" Arryn asked. Percy looked down at her.

"We just thought that Leo was dead." Arryn frowned.

"Who is Leo?" Nick swallowed.

"He-He's my Dad..." Then, Annabeth started to get angry.

"Nick, may you please take us to your mother and father?" she asked, her voice quavering with anger obvious in her voice.

"S-Sure." Percy then called his oldest son, Charlie, who was at the age of 12, over.

"Charlie! Can you watch over Crystalin and Ather while we go out?"

"Sure dad." Percy nodded and the quartet exited the house, making way for where ever Leo Valdez's family was staying.


After five minutes of walking along the beachside coast, the quartet arrived at a small cabin with flickering lights shining through the windows.

"Nick, please go tell your mother and father to come out. We will stay here. Arryn, you can go with him. But don't say anything about us." Arryn nodded, scared by the anger in her mother's voice.

Percy and Annabeth stayed behind and walked into the shadows as their child and Nick walked up the to the cabin and knocked. A familiar face opened the door.

"Nick! You're back. And who is this lovely young lady?" asked Leo Valdez, Nick's father. Another familiar face belonging to Calypso came into view. She started laughing.

"Valdez! You have me here. Don't go flirting with little children. Anyway, who is this, Nick?"

"This is Arryn. I met her today down at the beach. We have a little surprise outside for you guys. Can you come out?" Leo and Calypso shared a look.

"Of course, dear." And so Nick and Arryn came out, followed by Leo and Calypso.

"Well? Where and what is this little "surprise" that you have for us?" Leo asked. Calypso smacked him. But she wasn't the only one. A mass of darkness slammed into Leo, knocking him to the floor. He got up and said,

"Whoah! What'cha doin' man?" But the voice that replied startled him.

"VALDEZ! You. Have. Been. Missing. For. 17. Years. And. Never. Bothered. To. Come. Back. To. Camp. Do. You. Have. Any. Idea. How. Worried. We. All. Were. For. You?!" Leo looked at the man in shock.

"P-Percy? Is that you?" A hand came up to him, clutching a handful of his shirt, right below the collar. His body was shot forward as the hand pulled him and was met face-to-face with Annabeth Chase, another face he never thought he'd see again.

"Yes, it really is Percy. And yes, it really is me. What were you thinking, Valdez? Getting yourself blown up? I assume Festus gave you the Philosopher's Cure?" Leo was shocked again, so he only nodded. Annabeth let go of him and sighed.

"C'mon, Repair Boy. Let's go back to camp. Everybody is dying to see you, refusing to believe you dead." Leo nodded once again, smiling at the nickname.

"Of course, Annie. Let's go!" Annabeth growled.

"What. Have. I. Said. About. Calling. Me. Annie?" she asked, deadly calm while pulling out her dagger.

"Um... don't call you Annie?"

"That's right. And what did you just call me?" Annabeth questioned while advancing towards him. Leo whimpered.

"An-" but he was cut off as Annabeth yelled and ran towards him, brandishing her dagger dangerously.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SUNSHINE! NICKY! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Nobody did, so Leo was just getting chased by a furious Annabeth with her Celestial Bronze dagger.

Throughout this, Calypso, Percy, Nick, and Arryn just stood there watching the scene unfold. After a few minutes, though, Percy decided to join Annabeth in targeting Leo and uncapped Riptide, joining Annabeth in her hunt. So that is why it sounded like somebody was being murdered by a furious couple at one o'clock last night.


A/N: There we go! Just a one-shot! Hope y'all enjoyed this! The headcanon I based this off of is basically everything to "He-He's my Dad..." with a few grammar tweaks.

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